I Just Found Out I'm Straight!!!!

[reeshy]

For years, I've tried to get into the NY swing!! Hanging out in clubs with the boys, memorizing show tunes etc!! I even changed careers so that my feminine side could shine forth!! But to no avail!!! I'm still attracted to women and , lo and behold. they seem to be attracted to me!!! What should I do?? I'm so confused!! Someone please help me!!

[Katylina]

Are you fat? Because only fat guys are straight.


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[SatCam]

just out of spite, huh reeshy?

















its over.

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[Furtherman]

Good for you reeshy!!

Here's what you do. Go over your friends' house next time they are watching their dad's porn.

Let us know what happens next. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.


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[mikeyboy]

Don't worry, Reeshy. It's just a phase. It'll pass.

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I'd bang cardboard.

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[DJEvelEd]

Have a girl strap one on and give you one of those prostate orgasms the gays rave about. Try some amil-nitrate too. You'll be shaving your ass and walking backwards in no time.

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[high fly]

That explains the crappy decorating job on your apartment...

" and they ask me why I drink"

[monsterone]

really liey liarton (http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/34755/page/What_Do_You_Tell_Your_Chick_____.htm)

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[Heather 8]

You know, you shock posters are really starting to piss me off, Shockey McShockerton.

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[monsterone]

come on prudence pruderstein, give in to your urges

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[furie]

wait, aren't you the same guy who got a chubby evertime you saw some guys ass on the subway?


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[Iamnotatool]

You can fix a sink, don't make you a plumber.

Fix a roof, you ain't a roofer.

Suck one cock, you ARE a cocksucker.

Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[TheMojoPin]

He'll be back.

I'm THAT good.

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[monsterone]

er, ah... er, ah... ::backing out of room with butt cheeks clenched::

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[Se7en]

I thought I was straight, but lately I've been having this urge to fuck the bejeezus out of Elijah Wood.

It's those big, pretty eyes of his. Soft eyes. Like a doe's eyes.

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[monsterone]

can a mod get me out of the gay sandwich i'm in my above post? edit please



He'll be back.






I've been having this urge to fuck the bejeezus out of Elijah Wood


help me!?!

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[Snoogans]

i always wanted to fuck chicks, but thats just me

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[reeshy]

Boy, are you people dense!!!!!!

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[Mike Teacher]

Boy, are you people dense!!!!!!


Well; with the Density of Water being 1.00g/mL, and given we are mostly water, I'd say, um, what was the question?

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[A.J.]

I Just Found Out I'm Straight!!!!

...but you're not "narrow"?

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[JustJon]

help me!?!
nope, you're mojo's bitch

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[monsterone]

nope, you're mojo's bitch



i'd break him in half. he'd be in a poodle skirt, pigtails, and have red kool-aid smeared on his lips within 5 minutes.

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[TheMojoPin]

Dude, I'm not Canadian.

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[JustJon]

*zing!*

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[high fly]

I just found out I'm straight


Great mantra.

Just keep repeating it over and over:

"I'm straight"
"I'm straight"
"I'm straight"
"I'm straight"
"I'm straight"

...and so on. Next, you get strapped down and are shown pictures of naked little boys and get the shock treatment with each one.

Then there's the drugs. You're gonna LIKE that part of the treatment.

And all the while, just keep repeating:

"I'm straight"
"I'm straight"
"I'm straight"...



" and they ask me why I drink"

[Bill From Yorktown]

we're being punk'd

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