End Zone Celebrations

[Snoogans]

being that i think what joe horn did is funny as hell, and i say if you dont like it, dont let them score, i was thinkin of ways to one up joe horn and the cell phone thing
i came up with 4:
1)stash a laptop pre done to be ready to send an email that says I scored baby. stash it, run to it, and open it and click send to the guy who fines NFL players
2)stash a baseball bat. when you score, get it, lob the ball up and hit it into the crowd, the place would go crazy
3)Stash a putter, after the score, put the ball down and putt it toward the goal post, reacting like tiger if you hit it.
4)tennis racket.see baseball bat.
i know they are kinda similar, but lets not go back to the NoFunLeague
any ideas to one up them

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This message was edited by Snoogans on 12-18-03 @ 2:37 AM

[monsterone]

target shooters start signing autographs with shells from a distance.

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[DJEvelEd]

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Chad Johnson made me proud when he was fined $10,000.00 for this sign.

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[monsterone]

i'd pay money to get a video of djevaled doing the beyonce dance in the end zone, dropping mud with each hop. not for myself, mind you, but to thrown up links every once in a while.

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[DJEvelEd]

Take up a $$$ collection and get me a ticket to a game and I'm down. (the collection includes bail money)

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[DJEvelEd]

I'll eat laxative and start shitting as I'm tackling a referee.

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[stickyfingers]

keeping in theme....I think upon scoring, if you are the away team, you should go to the 50 yard line, hold the ball behind your back, squat, and drop the ball as if you are shitting on the other team. Maybe a newspaper could be used as a prop?



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[DJEvelEd]

keeping in theme....I think upon scoring, if you are the away team, you should go to the 50 yard line, hold the ball behind your back, squat, and drop the ball as if you are shitting on the other team.

Brilliant! Then rub your ass like a dog on the asstro turf.

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[DJEvelEd]

Maybe a newspaper could be used as a prop?

...or just grab the other Quarterback's hand towel and wipe with it (this can be done at anytime during the game)

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[zoom2457]

End Zone celebrations are dumb. And Snoogans proves why its dumb. Now some other dumbass has to one up Terrell and Horn. It's not like either of these guys are on teams that are going anywhere.

Way to go Horn, you scored against the Giants... My grandmother could have scored against the Giants and she's dead.




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[MizzleTizzle]

Didn't Gastineau catch shit for dancing around like crazy?

[Fallon]

Planting props under the field goal post or in your sock is dumb. The only propped celebration I liked was TO and the pompoms.

Just do a crazy dance!

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[Jack_Doff]

The celebration that I always hated was when Merton Hanks, Safety for the 49ers, would shake his head on top of that really long neck of his. It was somewhat frightening. At the same time, I was hoping his head would just come off and it kinda looked like it would.

One of the best sack celebrations, as far as I was concerned, was proposed by one of my teammates in college. As soon as you tackle the quarterback, hop up right away and call for the huddle. Then have the other guys line up around you, quarterback still struggling to get up underneath you.

[high fly]

I likes the end zone celebrations.
Horn's was really good.
Before the NFL banned the organized ones, I really like one I think the Eagles used to do-- a bunch would gather 'round and the guy who scored would wiggle the football and "roll the dice".

I don't like the celebrations for getting a sack or for scoring when you're way behind.
Back in the day, showboats would become the target of headhunters and would get really creamed after their celebrations.

Horn's showed some creativity, so did To's autograph, though he shoulda been heavily fined for having a "foreign object" on him.

My favorite way of celebrating was a classy move by Charlie Taylor of the Redskins, back in the early 70s when celebrating really took off.
He'd pull in a TD pass and everyone would charge toward him.
Taylor would just hold the ball straight up, like the Statue of Liberty, and when everybody arrived, you'd just see that arm sticking up out of a croud of Redskins jumping around.

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[FUNKMAN]

i think just like 'bear season' they should have 'end zone celebrators season' ... hunters or sharpshooters would be positioned in the upper mezzanines with high-powered rifles and whoever bags an 'end zone showboater' gets a free hot dog...

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[Snoogans]

why is it a big deal. the guy scored, and he wants to show his happiness for it. i like the fake shit at the 50 yard line.
and seriously, how could you say you dont like the celebrating. no one on this entire board thats ever played sports with there friends and says they hate these dances are hipocrits. dont tell me you never scored in a pick up football game and started doin some stupid thing to rub it in.
thats what they are doin, just with people able to watch

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[newport king]

i don't mine the endzone celebrations its just joe horn looked like an idiot looking around for the cell phone. besides it was originally done by shannon sharpe going to that phone over on the sideline after scoring and telling them to call the army, navy, marines and the national guard because we are destroying (whatever team they were playing). i prefer larry fitzgeralds approach, anding the ball immediately to the ref and even a firm handshake between the qb and wr would be kinda funny.

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[FUNKMAN]

dont tell me you never scored in a pick up football game and started doin some stupid thing to rub it in.


yeah, when i was 15...

to me it's their job to score a touchdown and it's something they are expected to do. they act as if they did something extraordinary. they've been doing it for half their lives so hopefully they know how to catch a pass.

what if a guy is doing carpentry for 15 years, do you want him to do a dance everytime he makes a straight cut or makes a 'dead on' measurement...



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[DJEvelEd]

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[FUNKMAN]

Just once, I want the hooker to rip off the condom after I cum, spike it, then do the vagina dance around the bed.


:)

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[Snoogans]

im gonna do that. every time something really good happens, im gonna celebrate like its a touchdown

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[FUNKMAN]

im gonna do that. every time something really good happens, im gonna celebrate like its a touchdown


i guess that excludes the softball games...
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although that was one of the best throws i've seen! who was catching?

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This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 12-19-03 @ 1:02 AM

[Patches]

Best celebration ever- John Randle after a sack, crawled around on all fours, barking like a dog, and lifted his back leg, simulating pissing on the QBs head.

Heavily fined obviously.

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[high fly]

Heavily fined...


Fined? FINED?

That deserves a trophy!




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