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Snoogans
12-18-2003, 04:49 PM
how the fuck is this possible, ill sit here for an hour to read 2 posts?

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TallJames is the man
The BCS is a fuckin crock of shit
The Heisman voters have about as much knowledge of things as dexter manly had ability to read
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MHasegawa
12-18-2003, 04:59 PM
Jive Turkey!

Defeat leads me to anger...anger that leads me to victory!
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IrishAlkey
12-18-2003, 04:59 PM
Numbers confuse dumb people.

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SatCam
12-19-2003, 12:52 PM
those numbers came out of my ass.

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FMJeff
12-19-2003, 01:29 PM
watch your tone. i mean it. your antagonistic nature is pissing me the fuck off.

Fixed.

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Snoogans
12-19-2003, 02:21 PM
watch your tone. i mean it. your antagonistic nature is pissing me the fuck off.

if this is to me, can i ask what you mean. and not to be a dick, but i dont know what i was antagonizing

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TallJames is the man
The BCS is a fuckin crock of shit
The Heisman voters have about as much knowledge of things as dexter manly had ability to read
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sr71blackbird
12-19-2003, 02:38 PM
I havent shaved for like 4 days, and this morning I shave and I cant believe that my face still feels smooth at 630 at night!

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Reephdweller
12-19-2003, 03:47 PM
I bought a bottle of wine today, I'm thinking of opening it and drinking it later on.

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sr71blackbird
12-19-2003, 03:51 PM
I hear that they make a real nice clam chowder in Vermont

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Reephdweller
12-19-2003, 03:54 PM
There's a guy in my office who moved to a new desk about three weeks ago. Since then he had numerous eye irrirtations, to the point where he almost had blood shooting out of his eyes while sitting there. Finally he became convinced that it was the new desk. He moved to a different side of the office, and now the irritations have all gone away. Strange.

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sr71blackbird
12-19-2003, 04:01 PM
Once I saw a news story about this dog that had both its rear legs amputated and his owner built him a little chariot with wheels for his aft end so he could get around.
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Reephdweller
12-19-2003, 04:12 PM
I was telling someone about my traffic ticket dilemma today at the annual company x-mas party, and my friend tells me that if you get a ticket in New York and you live in New York, you can get out of having points on your license by paying $10 over the ticket amount. The DMV will cut you a check to pay back the over amount you paid, when the check comes in the mail just don't cash it and the case will remain open with no points on your license.

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reeshy
12-19-2003, 04:14 PM
I bought new thong underwear today.....I feel special!!!!

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It's not censorship because people can't come here and post/say whatever they want in the first place.

Reephdweller
12-19-2003, 04:23 PM
Horse walks into a bar,
bartender says "Hey, why the long face?"

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Steels
12-19-2003, 05:14 PM
if this is to me, can i ask what you mean. and not to be a dick, but i dont know what i was antagonizing


I think it's safe to say that remark was for IrishAlkey not you.

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DESERTEAGLE.50
12-19-2003, 05:18 PM
I dont have a computer.

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SatCam
12-19-2003, 05:37 PM
I went sleigh riding on iced snow today.

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sr71blackbird
12-20-2003, 03:50 AM
I keep a Swiss Army Champ knife next to my monitor

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DJEvelEd
12-20-2003, 03:59 AM
I always carry a box of condoms and K-Y Jelly in case I get attacked by a gang of hookers.

My cats shit into a box while I shit into an oval. My friend's rat just shits.

When watching porn, I try to keep to the beat of the music.

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sr71blackbird
12-20-2003, 04:05 AM
In 8th grade, I had a huge orange down jacket, and didnt realise I looked rediculous.

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high fly
12-20-2003, 12:09 PM
We had fish sticks last night.

" and they ask me why I drink"

JustJon
12-21-2003, 02:31 PM
I was telling someone about my traffic ticket dilemma today at the annual company x-mas party, and my friend tells me that if you get a ticket in New York and you live in New York, you can get out of having points on your license by paying $10 over the ticket amount. The DMV will cut you a check to pay back the over amount you paid, when the check comes in the mail just don't cash it and the case will remain open with no points on your license.
I tried that once. Didn't work, they sent me back my check and considered it not paid till I sent the right amount.

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monsterone
12-21-2003, 02:45 PM
i like sushi.

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Reephdweller
12-21-2003, 03:28 PM
I have a mad craving for pork fried rice.

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SatCam
12-21-2003, 03:41 PM
I had roast beef today. Everyone knows I hate roast beef.

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monsterone
12-21-2003, 03:56 PM
should have had a tube steak.

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sr71blackbird
12-21-2003, 04:11 PM
Ive never seen a chinese guy flipping pizza dough.

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monsterone
12-21-2003, 04:13 PM
does anyone play indoor lacrosse in the winter?

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sr71blackbird
12-21-2003, 04:15 PM
Did you know that pool balls are made of hardened rubber?

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Melrapuo
12-21-2003, 04:44 PM
I know MY balls are made of steel.

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monsterone
12-21-2003, 05:00 PM
steels does a great service for our community

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high fly
12-23-2003, 01:16 PM
A stitch in time is, uhhhhhh, not late...

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