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curtoid
12-19-2003, 05:22 AM
Hey all...

I am not here to rip down WB, but rather provide some suggestions he can take or ignore to help him be the best producer he can be for Ron and Fez for 2004. I still support a Jafter Administration, however (until that coup takes place), I want R&F to kick ass now, so here it goes - some end of the year musings.

One of the biggest problems I see is a myopic view of Washington and talk radio shows in general.

DC is not all politics, Redskins and hillbillies living beyond the $900,000 homes outside the beltway; the DC music scene isn't just Straight Edge and Go-Go; and not everyone in Washington is from someplace else. Having been in the DC area for a long time, Nu-Rory (sorry...I like spelling it that way!) and Perry's occasional appearances add some balance, to give the show an occasional DC/ institutional memory.

And how refreshing was the evolution of The Fastest Hour of Radio this year! Something that seemed like a sure fire cluster fuck has become (as others have said too) The Best and Funniest Hour of Radio! They really rolled with the punches, and came up with something that is addictive. Just further proof that not all change is bad - just another piece of evidence that R&F can adapt to any circumstance, and do not have to be painted into any one type of show. The thing they have that no one else has is themselves - they do not need to forever be this show or that show.

Simply from listening to the show from Tuesday, it sounded like one of Ron's biggest complaints was WB's inability to book guests to the show. While their's is a show that has never needed guests, on some level it's good to rotate people through, because it does get their name out there - outside of Washington, and outside the core group of listeners in DC.

The guests should be the easiest and funnest part of the job! This is, once again, a failure at only looking at radio and Washington and guests through one perspective.

Ron and Fez have proven that they can talk sports, movies, televison, politics, music and life with everything. They can help make bad interviews good too, which many can't, without resorting to being nasty and disrespectful.

sports - Papa Ted from the Capitals is primed to become their best friend, and vice versa...why hasn't he been on the show? He was a regular on The Junkies and they hated Hockey! He, seriously, is one phone call away - and he's a good guest. Might be kind of fun now that they suck so much. Also, there has to be someone out there on the national level that they can talk Football with? Again...not because they need anyone, but because they can and because they are good at it. I wouldn't suggest picking the games with these guest like they do on other shows, but developing some sort of relationship. Cameron should still know plenty of contacts along these lines of who were good guests and who were not. And since it's been a year since The Junks were on at night, why not bogart one of their old go-tos?

movies - Thinking about getting Tarrentino is not the worst idea, however why not looking at what's already going on here in Washington to see who is going to be in town doing promotion? While it's not NY or LA, DC does occasionally get people through, either through the Smithsonian or through the American Film Institute's Silver Theatre in Bethesda. Get on their mailing list and find out who they have coming in, and then become friends with the PR person over there. R&F would be excellent to promote these!

When they opened that theatre last spring Christopher Guest was in town with the WORLD PREMIERE of "A Mighty Wind." Why wasn't he on Ron and Fez, at least doing a phoner???

There are all sorts of film festivals in the area, and while not ever on the "A" list, they do bring celebs through all the time. Filmfest DC is every April; Georetown Film Fest is every August or September.

The Smithsonian has guest speakers all the time - do some piggyback work; many of the local stage theatres have noted film acrtors appear (again...not the scale of NY, but still some that

Bill From Yorktown
12-19-2003, 05:52 AM
I'm thinking a sock full of nickels to the back of the head might help him.

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Bill From Yorktown
12-19-2003, 05:58 AM
ok that being said, the biggest problem I see with Wonderboy is he is clueless about
1 - reality
2 - how the radio business works

Granted, "1" above leads to some comedy and ribbing in the studio - but he really needs to focus on "2" if he plans on staying in the business. Constantly the guys complain about things that any producer should be able to do. He should spend some time with Rob from Don and Mike and just observe what he does day after day. Though Ron and Fez are the show, without the support system of a good producer, they end up doing too much themselves (can you say burnout) or end up looking like fools. He needs to grow up a little and learn a lot.

ok off the soapbox now.

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Furtherman
12-19-2003, 08:03 AM
He's full of excuses. Passive aggressive behavior. I cringe when I hear him give excuses. Reminds me of my former self. They need someone who is focused.


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exparrot
12-19-2003, 08:07 AM
one of the most annoying things is
whenever he is explaining...oops, I mean coming up
with an excuse for a screw-up,
he uses the word "ACTUALLY" in every god-damn sentence.

"actually there was a problem with a tape"
"actually Peter Max was born in China"
yada yada yada

he says "actually" more often than Fez says "whatsoever", or "gahhh"!!!

the only version of "Cringe Radio" left today,
is when I hear WonderBoy on the mic.



Rude and Rude Dude

hurlmon
12-19-2003, 08:28 AM
another WB crutch...

"The thing is...


The Big Yellow One's The
Sun!

This message was edited by hurlmon on 12-19-03 @ 12:29 PM

high fly
12-19-2003, 11:35 AM
Kneecap the bastard.

Or dose him.

Or both.


I think as far as guests are concerned, they'd do better with lesser celebrities.

And whatever happened to their Baldwin Brother?

" and they ask me why I drink"

A.J.
12-19-2003, 11:55 AM
I think as far as guests are concerned, they'd do better with lesser celebrities.

I tend to agree. You can see big names on any talk or entertainment show. Maybe that's why the Rutger Hauer show was so great.

One thing I like about Don and Mike is when they have some B-list celebrity on. I guess it's because of my love for celebrity has-beens. Adam West, for example, is always very funny. So was the guy who played Major Healey on "I Dream of Jeannie". And there is something surreal about hearing Rose Marie from "The Dick Van Dyke Show" taking their sex quiz.

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tenaciousc
12-19-2003, 12:05 PM
someone needs to stop pretending like anyone on the
D & M show does a bit of work, much less good work.

and walking a day in someone else's shoes might help too.

without a staff, no show can reach it's full potential.

that being said, i think the actual advice seems really helpful and well informed!

monsterone
12-19-2003, 12:07 PM
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high fly
12-19-2003, 12:10 PM
His screw-ups just aren't funny enough, but then again, I got spoiled on Al Dukes...


I still say, dose the bastard.



" and they ask me why I drink"

Dudeman
12-19-2003, 12:39 PM
stop being an al dukes (i'm not gay, i screw up, i don't get guests. i take the opinion that will piss people off) rip off. come up with a new character.


-the dude is online-

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12-19-2003, 01:24 PM
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bitemyass
12-24-2003, 03:21 PM
provide some suggestions he can take or ignore to help him be the best producer he can be for Ron and Fez for 2004.


I would be happy to provide an icepick to perform the lobotomy.

On booking guests, I miss the celebrity roundtable. They don't have to be great guests, they just have to be able to talk on the phone.

biteme

This message was edited by bitemyass on 12-24-03 @ 7:22 PM

manhattandog
12-25-2003, 02:10 PM
I thought I was alone on this. His on air personality is "no good" and if he were to be replaced it would be "good". He dissed AL, and thats ok, but what bugs me is he cant deliver half the goods. He is boring, and nothing will change that. Get him outta there. Sorry, if you want to help R@F, replace this guy.

David Lee Kinison
12-25-2003, 11:28 PM
Leave WB alone he is the Man.



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A Lil Aint Enough !!!

HarleyRace
12-26-2003, 07:54 PM
WB is okay

TLM
12-26-2003, 09:35 PM
Wonderboy's biggest problem is lack of common sense. Instead of painting the R&F office, he should be logging best ofs and working on the show.

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monsterone
12-26-2003, 10:05 PM
is it possible to get a personality transplant with a humor implant?

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East Side Dave
12-27-2003, 11:25 AM
Wonderboy rules! Poo on you!

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Borne Too Loose
01-20-2004, 12:19 PM
HOW MANY TIMES MUST IT BE SAID? BRING BACK AL DUKES!!!

"THIS ISN'T A BIT!"

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