online dating

[HAMMERHEAD]

I have tried this several times and I have to be honest , the girls you meet online are desperate. I have met 4 girls from an online dating site and I have banged 3 of them and the other one was just nasty and there was no way in hell I was touching her. So why is that it is so easy to bang chicks that are on these dating sites? If you have any stories about this kind of thing please share them.

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[extracheese]

which site did you use? how much does it cost?
I could use some easy sex. ( ill take any i can get).

did you create a cool profile?
Did you wonder if they slept with you so easily..how many diseased they must have?

[ChickenHawk]

One time I was talking to this little boy on the internet and I told him that I was a little girl, and so we met at a playground to "get some ice cream", and the rest was history.

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[IrishAlkey]

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[ChickenHawk]

So THAT was his name...

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[IrishAlkey]

Don't feel bad.

I forgot his name after we fucked, too.

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[serVice]

Here was my great experience from such a place; documented at a prior time.

Alright, heres the story; a couple of weeks ago, i met a girl on Match.com(yeah, i know), anyway, she says shes 18 and some other stuff. I end up talking to her on the phone a little later and decide to see her on Saturday, which was good, except that she had to be home at 11, which i did think was a bit sketchy, along with some other things she told me, that were sketchy in their own right. So, Monday i end up being off from work, so i go and pick her up at high-school(an all girls, catholic school), we go back to her empty house and are there for awhile, doing a few things. In the middle of it, while my finger was on the button, her dog freaks out and she realizes that her mom has come home early. i didn't think it was that big of a deal, but she was kind of freaking out. Her mom comes in, her and i are sitting at a respectable distance from each other, with nothing going on. i can see the pissed look on her mom, and couldn't say anything, and had to avert my eyes from her. Her mom starts doing some yelling about being alone in the house, etc., and in the whole midst of the yelling, she utters the following sentence:
"(girls name), what am i going to do, you know, you're 16"
i had to fucking freeze, i'm 24, and as far i knew, this chick was 18. i was trying to figure out at that point, how i was going to put off the anal rapings in jail. So anyway, as far as her mom knows, i'm 19 right now. And i got out of there, fine for now, but if her father ever finds out how old i am, theres gonna be a 350 lb. 6' 9" firefighter killing me.
i'm not sure what i'm gonna do next with her, but i did find out that according to the current statutes in NJ, 16 is the legal age. So, i don't know.



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[IrishAlkey]

It broke my heart to learn that the Frugal Gourmet wasn't so frugal when picking his sexual partners.

Thanks for bringing back bad memories on Christmas.

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[sr71blackbird]

I think the Frugal Gourmet may be gay

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[JustJon]

You think the Frugal Gourmet hooked up with Bob Ross?

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[Katylina]

service, did you know you repeated that whole story twice? Are you still with this chick?

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[serVice]

Sorry, i didn't even notice; i usually don't look it over when i write.
As for your question, i have to invoke my right of the 5th amendment.

"get yo'self an ugly bitch. Yo, she'll never leave you" overheard from a crack dealer on my street. The secret of the universe.

[sexy bastard]

i have tried match.com and am stil llisted on another site...i have to agree partially...there are alot of women that are desperate...and yes easy bangs but others are just on their to avoid the guys who want to bang them

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[DJEvelEd]

I don't fuck ugly girls. My problem is that I think ALL girls are pretty. Even the fuglies. I guess it's a matter of taste but there's some girls that my friends think are ugly, and I think they are hot so I guess I DO I fuck ugly girls. (but at least they don't smell)


Any girl who can put up with MY orgasm face is allright. (You know, that look of pain/suprise when you cum) Mine is pretty shocking because I drool, and look angry.

It's good to find a fat chick with a pretty face. Then starve her and work her out until she's hot. Or maybe some chick will care enough to do that for me?

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[Katylina]

As for your question, i have to invoke my right of the 5th amendment.


Don't worry- underage sex is always hot-, especially if they are teens. Just look at the Olson Twins.

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[sr71blackbird]

Closest I ever came was flirting in a chat room. Make sure shes not kidding you about her age or if shes really single.

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[Iamnotatool]

Any girl who can put up with MY orgasm face is allright. (You know, that look of pain/suprise when you cum) Mine is pretty shocking because I drool, and look angry.



I'm horrified.


I don't feel pain nor suprise when I cum, except for the time my mom walked in and I had my dick in a vice.

Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[FUNKMAN]

my younger brother met a teacher from Edison and they've been dating about 6 weeks... he brought her over a week or so ago and she seems nice...

he came over to watch last weeks Monday Night Football with me and before the first half they called each other 3 times, kind've made me sick...

not really sick but they're fucking 36 years old now. she's waiting for her divorce to be final and he just got an annullment on his first 'fucked up' marriage. i don't know, maybe i'm being too judgemental....

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