Joe Namath DRUNK LOOOOLLLLLLL

[KERMIT]

Joe Namath being interviewd on ESPN during the Jet Pats Game Funniest thing ever. The link has the mp3 of it so you can listen lol

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[monsterone]

didn't he say, "i want to kiss you"? sorry joe, you're off-broadway now.

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[phixion]

i want to kiss you. ha ha ha!!! i thought i my father and i were the only people to notice.

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[furie]

I was watching that. I wasn't sure if he was drunk or a recent stroke victim.


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[high fly]

I don't care.
Joe is cool.
Yesterday, today and tomorrow.


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[jocefus]

hahahaha.. was watching it last night w/ my brother... i knew he was drunk when he couldnt put his first sentence together... i think the ref must of been drinking the same joe was.. he called a penalty on brady and said it was on #10..

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[ChickenHawk]

Nothin' like drunk celebrities on live television.

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[mikeyboy]

What's great is that he's drunk, and he's trying not to appear drunk, so he's over-enunciating everything. When He got to the "I wanna kiss you" part, I lost it.

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[Spank Daddy]

I saw that last night too, and I was shocked. At first, I though he had slowed down with age, cause I haven't heard him in awhile, then I realized he must be plastered ( it was freezin' last night and he had to be outside for half-time, so I guess he downed a few shots for warmth ).



This message was edited by Spank Daddy on 12-21-03 @ 5:36 PM

[monsterone]

if it was like 25 yrs ago, he probably could have fingerbanged her on tv

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[Snoogans]

suzy colber is a slut and he could probably still fingerbanger her, in fact she prob let him after the game

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[mikeyboy]

Here's the video (http://members.cox.net/jvhsite1/namath.wmv)

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[JohnnyCash]

Thats so funny.

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[mikeyboy]

If you watch the video, the best part is when he checks out her ass before he tells her that he wants to kiss her.

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[monsterone]

the best part is when he says, "who cares about the team's struggle," then checks the assy

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[Clark Kent]

Anyone else hear Billy's AHHH-UHHH in the backround?

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[monsterone]

[later that night]joe is in the back of a car with suzy. she's passed out drunk... perhaps there was a lil dittling[/later that night]

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This message was edited by monsterone on 12-22-03 @ 12:58 AM

[yarpwizard]

I was at the game, they all looked tanked.

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[FUNKMAN]

not too bad! now if he said he wanted to F her then he'd be done... think he needs to apologize publicly? if neither are married then no...

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This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 12-22-03 @ 5:05 PM

[KennethC]

Joe Namath has dinner at our house whenever he's in town.

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[HBox]

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This message was edited by HBox on 12-22-03 @ 5:14 PM

[MizzleTizzle]

This is the worst pun ever, but with being so famous, i give Joe Namath a Pass on being drunk.

Now for me the Real Q is: Who the F decided that it was ok to interview Joe? I watched the video via Mikeyboy's link [iGracias!], so I don't know if it was a spur of the moment thing where they just grabbed joe and shoved a Mic in his face.

But if someone spoke with Joe beforehand, they either don't know what drunk looks or sounds like, or had no problem putting him on.

Sadly; it didn't turn into a Meltdown. Imagine the same interview, but there's people all around in the background, and they see how Joe is, and you start hearing shouts of 'Joe's Wasted!' or "Look how Drunk he is!', and then Joe spins around and unleashes a few F-Bombs on everyone.

DAMN that woulda rocked. This however, is still funny as hell.

This message was edited by MizzleTizzle on 12-22-03 @ 5:26 PM

[yarpwizard]

That was funny...I miss all the good shit being at the games. Thanks for the link.

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[Johnny Fontane]

Joe Namath has dinner at our house whenever he's in town.


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[Zipgun]

Looks like Broadway Joe saw that Levitra commercial and is lookin' to throw some balls around again.

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[Fallon]

I wanna kiss you.
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[Tenbatsuzen]

suzy colber is a slut and he could probably still fingerbanger her, in fact she prob let him after the game



Wrong sideline reporter. Bonnie or Melissa Stark maybe, but there's a reason why Suzy is so knowledgable and still stuck on ESPN, while Bonnie, Melissa, and Guerrero are where they are now.

MizzleTizzle hit the nail on the head. They just don't walk up to people and say, "Hey, want to be on TV?" ESPN's got Production Assistants and wranglers to find these people and make sure they want to be on TV. The PA saw the legendary Namath, gave absolutely no concern to what his condition was, and got him on TV, completely embarassing everyone.

Just an AWFUL job by ESPN. I don't blame Joe at all. For God's sake, it's not like he said "I want to fuck you." Saying "I want to kiss you" while drunk is being a lot more innocent, I think.



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[MizzleTizzle]

ESPN's got Production Assistants and wranglers to find these people and make sure they want to be on TV.


Ok Good, that's what I thought.

I mean you see the end of the world series or super bowl, in the locker room, right? That's complete pandemonium, but in that pandemonium, you can hear or see the PAs in the background trying to get people ready for their shot at the Mic or Camera, coz there may be a dozen major news and sports outlets, and each want their 30 seconds.

And lemme say this, and I'm not talking Namath, Namath was Drunk. No excuse, but please...

If you're a sports celeb and you're on camera all of the sudden how about showing a little Class? The endzone bullshit is in another thread, I mean there was a time when people thought, 'OK, cameras rolling, the public is watching, meaning kids and stuff, let's put on our 'Im a Pro' face, and actually Think about what might about to be coming out of my mouth.'

I'm a science-nerd. I don't know sports as well as I should. So I am very often blown away at how many athletes, during interviews, conduct themselves in a way that I'm thinking:

'Whoa! This guy speaks the King's english, and is smart as hell, and just used a word I'm not sure of the meaning.' The GOOD Surprise is what I'm talking here. That so many DO have a class act, that dont think Celebrity gives you a pass on what language you can use. Ditto for musicians, and celebs on live events.

You know who the best celebs are? The ones who avoid celebrity. Johnny Carson and Paul Newman's legacy, for me, get bigger by the second. They are so A list, that the A-list stands in awe of them. And you don't hear of their every move through a press conference.

Newman has quietly, or as quietly as a Newman-stature person can, raised a literal mount everest of money, and given it to charities. I'm not a fan of Springsteen's politics, but he anonymously, or tries to at least, raise money for people who had hard luck.

The smoking Gun dot com is the only place I can find it, but he reads of a family around here that had a house destroyed by fire, and $10,000 shows up. I forget how it's done, but he does this a lot. We had an Officer killed in Long Branch couple years back. Boom, Bruce does five acoustic nights in Red Bank; the family can't believe their good fortune during their nightmare. Awesome.

[TooCute]

Bonnie or Melissa Stark maybe, but there's a reason why Suzy is so knowledgable and still stuck on ESPN, while Bonnie, Melissa, and Guerrero are where they are now.

So you're saying the others slept their way off of ESPN?

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[Tenbatsuzen]

So you're saying the others slept their way off of ESPN?



What I'm saying is that certain UVA alums were blackballed from sororities for being total fucksluts, while others are nicknamed "The Hoover" because she loves banana juice so much. I also question why a female sideline reporter is hired when she knows zero about the game, when a female sideline reporter with a much better pedigree (in the same company, Disney) is still on cable.

Just random thoughts, that's all.



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[monsterone]

it's not like he said "I want to fuck you." Saying "I want to kiss you" while drunk is being a lot more innocent, I think.


how shitfaced do you have to be that you have a camera in front of you, broadcasting nationally, to say that and lean in, and totally disregard it?

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[DJEvelEd]

Joe Namath: "I'll never forget the good ol days.

NATRONE MEANS: "THE DAYS WE DID MAD COKE WITH THE WHITE HOES!?! *sniff*

Joe Namath: "No Natrone, the good ol gridiron days" (belchh)

NATRONE MEANS: *sniff*"YOU WAS A PUSSY JOE!*sniff*

Joe Namath: "That's fuckin bullshit!!! I took alot of pain. Mike Ditka bit my yambag in a pile once!!!

NATRONE MEANS: "THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! *sniff* MIKE DITKA WAS A TIGHT END!

Joe Namath: "He sure was, he sure was Natrone.

NATRONE MEANS: "YOU NASTY SUCKA! *sniff* NATRONE GONNA BUSS YOU UP! *sniff*

Joe Namath: "Bring it bitch" (smacks loaded crackpipe out of Natrone's hand)


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NATRONE MEANS: "GIMME BACK MY CRACKPIPE BITCH!" *sniff*

Joe Namath: "I got your crackpipe right here!" (jams crackpipe in NATRONE'S eye)

NATRONE MEANS: "YOU IS DEAD NOW WHITE DEVIL!" *sniff* (kicks Namath's good leg)

Joe Namath: "Ha ha I don't have a good leg!" (kicks Natrone in the jimmy with his prosthesis)

NATRONE MEANS: *sniff* "TAKE THIS YOU CRACKER" (pulls off Namath's leg and beats him with it)

Joe Namath: "Hey at least I won the Superbowl you Crackhead. You only ran for 33 yards you loser!!! Who's laughing NOW???"

NATRONE MEANS: *sniff* "NATRONE NEEDS MO COKE" *sniff* "IMA KILL YOU MISSA NAYMAF!"

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[DJEvelEd]

Joe Namath: "Now take it easy Natrone. The 33 yards wasn't your fault. Your quarterback sucked and Steve Young lit you guys up."

NATRONE MEANS: "YEAH THATS RIGHT WHERES STAN HUMPHRIES! *sniff* I GONNA KICK HIS MILKYWHITE ASS!

Joe Namath: "Here Natrone relax, here's your crackpipe back"

NATRONE MEANS: "HERE'S YO LEG BITCH! NOW NATRONE NEED TO BEAT SOMEONE ELSE DOWN!

Joe Namath: "Look! There's John Madden! Get him!

NATRONE MEANS: "MADDEN YOU FAT WHITE BASTARD!! IMA BUSS A MOVE ON YO FACE!

John Madden: "Now here's a guy who can really heat up a crack ste-----ohhhhhhhh......................he knocked the snot out of my locker.....uhhhh"

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[A.J.]

What I'm saying is that certain UVA alums were blackballed from sororities for being total fucksluts, while others are nicknamed "The Hoover" because she loves banana juice so much.

Such as?

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[Spoil-Sport]

Someone needs to explain to Joe that in football, Xs and Os DON'T mean Kisses & Hugs

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[high fly]

So, after all the fuss, has Broadway Joe gotten that thang or what?

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[Tenbatsuzen]

What I'm saying is that certain UVA alums were blackballed from sororities for being total fucksluts, while others are nicknamed "The Hoover" because she loves banana juice so much.


Such as?



Bit slow on the uptake, aren't we?



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[A.J.]

Bit slow on the uptake, aren't we?

When you misread something -- apparently so.

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