'Twas the night before Christmas,Board Style--game

[Justice4all]

Ok....we all know the poem......but this is how it is going to go...I will start it off and the next person puts in their version of the next verse and so on....
(god I hope this works)
here we go...

"'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the board....
not a poster was stirring...except for King Horde....

The members were nestled all snug in their beds...
With visions of the return of O & A & R & F dancing in their heads....."

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Bowie, Md.: Berkeley, I'm so glad you're back!; I've really missed The Far Side all these years.

Berkeley Breathed: Yes, thank you, but I don't draw Far Side. I draw Calvin and Hobbes.

This message was edited by Justice4all on 12-22-03 @ 1:41 AM

[monsterone]

"attention spans waining at 2 in the morning"

"i have a naked-wacked-out-raver-chick-on-ecstasy-for-the-past-3-days-in-my-basement is deploring"

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<center>eye of a tiger
mouth of a teamsterl</center>

[Yerdaddy]

Yerdaddy's on the board, but he's sweaty and mad;
While batching to net porno, found a picture of his dad.

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=bonedaddy5">
TEAR THE BITCH APART!

[stickyfingers]

Saw the same picture, but I didn't stop; I have to admit, you've got a good looking pop




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jrich is quite a guy

[high fly]

Came down the chimbley, didn't bother to knock,
Grabbed my compooter and found a thread to lock,...

" and they ask me why I drink"

[FUNKMAN]

The board guys balls hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that their board gals soon would be bare



<img src="http://satelitecam.net.co.nr/sigpics/rf/sig_funkmanstill.jpg">

sig by SatCam

[Hottub]

Snoogs will be up 'til two in the morn,
Smokin some weed, and looking for porn.

And then there is Moe, with tea in the kettle,
With holiday wishes of his favorite Death Metal.

And then there is Jon, I got a hunch,
Locking up threads and pondering the "lite lunch".

Let's not forget James, tall as can be,
The only one who can reach to put the star on the tree.



http://siebert.home.att.net/santasig.gif

"Ahh, Beer. The cause of, and answer to all of life's problems"

Big A.S.S.#22127 Checkin' in.
furie, YOU ROCK!
2%

[Snoogans]

i dont like christmas, but ill play your rogue game,
and btw i like the way that hot tub used my name

http://home.comcast.net/~jamesgpatton/image004.jpg
TallJames is the man
The BCS is a fuckin crock of shit
The Heisman voters have about as much knowledge of things as dexter manly had ability to read
Snoogans 1, Monitor 0

[high fly]

Mizzle the Tizzlle trying his best to be factual
Mojo and an elf doing something unnatural

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Snoogans]

highfly is a wiseass and doesnt know jack,
he just spends his days with hookers smoking crack

i never thought id post dumb shit out loud,
with an awful post like that, DJEvelEd would be proud

http://home.comcast.net/~jamesgpatton/image004.jpg
TallJames is the man
The BCS is a fuckin crock of shit
The Heisman voters have about as much knowledge of things as dexter manly had ability to read
Snoogans 1, Monitor 0

[Hottub]

Snoogans is in the spirit, that we can tell
He is also caught in "stuck in thread hell."

http://siebert.home.att.net/santasig.gif

"Ahh, Beer. The cause of, and answer to all of life's problems"
FLOSS EVERY DAY!

Big A.S.S.#22127 Checkin' in.
furie, YOU ROCK!
2%

[Snoogans]

i have no spirit im like a scrooge

while highfly runs around like a stooge

i like alcohol and mary jane,
and magical mushrooms rushing my brain

no thinkin of this is becoming a pain,
im goin to smoke weed, this is getting insane

http://home.comcast.net/~jamesgpatton/image004.jpg
TallJames is the man
The BCS is a fuckin crock of shit
The Heisman voters have about as much knowledge of things as dexter manly had ability to read
Snoogans 1, Monitor 0

[high fly]

HotTub is hopping cuz he's got to go pee,
Snoogans is humping his hand with glee

FunkMan sez be E Pluribus and I'm sure that he's right
To give a sheet of acid to all, and to all a good night!

" and they ask me why I drink"

This message was edited by high fly on 12-22-03 @ 7:05 PM

[Snoogans]

this thread has become like an awful rap,
i cant believe we are all thinking this crap

now lemme smoke weed before i give you a slap,
and after my long night goddamn i need a nap

now im being stupid talking like the cat in the hat,
look what you guys did to me, what the fuck is up with that

why do the fuckin Giants gotta suck so bad
i could write up better plays with a pen and a pad



http://home.comcast.net/~jamesgpatton/image004.jpg
TallJames is the man
The BCS is a fuckin crock of shit
The Heisman voters have about as much knowledge of things as dexter manly had ability to read
Snoogans 1, Monitor 0

[high fly]

No no no! We're not on the "T"s yet!

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Hottub]

Hottub is good, I just went and pee'd
Now I can post all night, indeed.

http://siebert.home.att.net/santasig.gif

"Ahh, Beer. The cause of, and answer to all of life's problems"
FLOSS EVERY DAY!

Big A.S.S.#22127 Checkin' in.
furie, YOU ROCK!
2%

[GaryWyze]

[center]http://www.cs.tufts.edu/~jtemkin/howard.gif

[color=purple]Robin, they're stealing my stuff (http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/7279/page/_Twas_the_night_before_X_mas__and_all_through_the_ Ron___Fez_Board___.htm)

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Much thanks to CZM for the killer, yet not currently working, sig pic

[Hottub]

Snoogs isn't online now, he's hitting the bong
He smokes more weed than Cheech AND Chong.

http://siebert.home.att.net/santasig.gif

"Ahh, Beer. The cause of, and answer to all of life's problems"
FLOSS EVERY DAY!

Big A.S.S.#22127 Checkin' in.
furie, YOU ROCK!
2%

[high fly]

Yerdaddy's so plastered, he can't stay awake,
You can be sure ol' HotTub'll wake and bake,

" and they ask me why I drink"

This message was edited by high fly on 12-22-03 @ 7:44 PM

[Snoogans]

it wasnt a bong, for i was hittin a spliff
but the way im feelin now it dont make no diff

now im chillin listenin to outkast
got the TV set up to watch football last

http://home.comcast.net/~jamesgpatton/image004.jpg
TallJames is the man
The BCS is a fuckin crock of shit
The Heisman voters have about as much knowledge of things as dexter manly had ability to read
Snoogans 1, Monitor 0

[high fly]

Outcast is wailin' from ol'Snoogs' ghetto blaster
This year someone please get him a Tokemaster!

" and they ask me why I drink"

[FUNKMAN]

there once was a man from nantucket
who entered this thread and said fuck it


<img src="http://satelitecam.net.co.nr/sigpics/rf/sig_funkmanstill.jpg">

sig by SatCam

[Snoogans]

Squirrels steal FUNKMAN's crops
he's tried everything, i give them props

if he listens to me and puts up a wall
they wont get near the damn corn at all

http://home.comcast.net/~jamesgpatton/image004.jpg
TallJames is the man
The BCS is a fuckin crock of shit
The Heisman voters have about as much knowledge of things as dexter manly had ability to read
Snoogans 1, Monitor 0

[Hottub]

This thread is a post-whore's dream, I'm lovin' it so

I just need to ask....















WHERE'S Death_Metal_Moe????!!!!

http://siebert.home.att.net/santasig.gif

"Ahh, Beer. The cause of, and answer to all of life's problems"
FLOSS EVERY DAY!

Big A.S.S.#22127 Checkin' in.
furie, YOU ROCK!
2%

[high fly]

Moe's a-pretending he don't drink or do drugs
and all he wants to give out is some giant group hugs

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Snoogans]

in a thread about rhymes your askin for moe?
man you should know he aint got no flow

this aint a death metal thread
so this ones over his head

http://home.comcast.net/~jamesgpatton/image004.jpg
TallJames is the man
The BCS is a fuckin crock of shit
The Heisman voters have about as much knowledge of things as dexter manly had ability to read
Snoogans 1, Monitor 0

This message was edited by Snoogans on 12-22-03 @ 8:19 PM

[Hottub]

Hottub is out of beer, yes it is true,
So he will go to bed feeling sorry and blue

But he will wake up, just about three and have do do
a gallon of pee!

http://siebert.home.att.net/santasig.gif

"Ahh, Beer. The cause of, and answer to all of life's problems"
FLOSS EVERY DAY!

Big A.S.S.#22127 Checkin' in.
furie, YOU ROCK!
2%

[high fly]

Robert Frost is jealous of all our cool rhymes
And wishes he had my subscription to High Times

I'm hoping Santa will bring me an F-150 made by Ford
While I sit here jacking to the girls on the board,

" and they ask me why I drink"

[SuperClerk]

SuperClerk is here. Like anyone cares....
He loves his old wrestling. Like the Steamboats and Flairs....

Clerk's clean as a whistle. Not a drink or a drug....
His hair is always perfect. Some think it's a rug....



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Thanks Fallon!

[Tall_James]

Tall James is here, no longer he's napping
He's up with the kids while they're crying and crapping.

Out on the porch, I hear a loud clinking,
Snoogans is here and I think he's been drinking!



<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=tall_james">


This message was edited by Tall_James on 12-23-03 @ 9:24 PM

[sr71blackbird]

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the board
Not a poster was lurking, not even a Mod
The guys were all sleeping all snug in their beds
While visions of nipple rings danced in their heads
With hopes that Saint Moe, soon would be there.


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<center><B>My Thanks to Reefdwella for the sig-pic!</B></center>

<center><B><strike>Folgers and Lava</strike></B></center>

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[DJEvelEd]

Christmas at the homeless shelter handing out BonBons
They're turning in their bloody socks and exchanging them for tampons

They're getting their clean needles, wrapped in bows so pretty and pink
They shoot up in the bathroom and wash their genitals in the sink.

Urine is like perfume here, it helps me to get laid
So I turn my penis towards me and give myself a spray

Drinking MadDog & Ripple and getting stinkfinger off the bums
They're catching X-Mas AIDS from swallowing assorted X-Mas cum

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May Your Pockmarked Penis Penetrate A Puckered Poohole Pushing A Partially Processed Poop Pudding Product - (Old Arabic Blessing)

This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 12-23-03 @ 10:58 PM

[Katylina]

The moon on the breast of the board member gals

Gave lust to the eyes of their male board member pals,

When, what to their wondering eyes had arose,

but AG the pimp and 8 lovely hos,

Dancing, each one, so lively and quick,

As they pose for the camera of SilentSpic.

More rapid than eagles the board members came,

And Armando whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

"Now, Inky! now, Amy! now, Anna and Kat!

On, Ari! on Fiesty! on, Missy on Stalker Pat!

To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!

Now show those breasts! show those breasts! show them to all!"


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<marquee>I'm not in love, but I'm gonna fuck you, till somebody better comes along. I'm full of freakiness, so give my kat a kiss. My neck, my back, lick my pussy and my crack</marquee>
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<a href="http://www.pagerealm.com/katylina/index.html" target=_new>Katylina's Web Page</a>
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<b>Thank you to ADF, Fluff, and AG for making certain sigs for me!</b>

This message was edited by Katylina on 12-23-03 @ 11:25 PM

[Mothball]

the girls all flashed, without a single care, but refused to say, Daddy touch me where?
Carols were blasting, as loud as a trumpet, and the girls got naked, what else from a strumpet? :)

[IrishAlkey]

I'm gonna' preface this by saying... I win.




'Twas The Night Before Modding


Twas the night before Modding and all through the board
Not a poster was stirring, not even The Horde
The threads were hung by the members with care
In the hopes that some tits would be shown by Clare

The SU'ers were nestled all snug on the net
While visions of Steels' cock danced in their heads.
Pants in his mailbag and Jon in his cap
Recited the same jokes, we all took a nap

When down in The Lounge there arose such a clatter
I ran to my monitor to spray some man batter
I wiggled the mouse, threw powder on my rash
In the hopes that Fuzzy had shown us her gash

The glare on the screen from the semen I throw
Made me think of Jen's tookie, blood started to flow.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear
But an idiotic post by Wadd, what a queer!

With so little wit, I was violently sick
Well I knew in a moment, this guy is a prick
More rapid than eagles, I cursed his foul name
As I pondered playing the "person above you game"

"Oh Asshole, oh Douchebag, oh Pussy, please listen
Oh Corhole, oh Stupid, oh Dipshit, please listen!
Every one of your posts, how they make my skin crawl
Now, go away, go away, go away all!"

As I dry heaved and prayed that he die before night
I saw a masked figure spring into the light
So into the forum my cursor did move
I felt just like Stella when she found her groove

And then without thinking, since I wanted proof
I clicked it, thus seeing an amazing doof
As my eyes scanned the screen and were reading around
I spotted a fruitloop, I made not a sound

He reacted like a girl, he gave not a shit
And he analyzed posts while fingering his clit
A bundle of keys he had flung on his back
And he looked like a locksmith with no safe to crack

His eyes, how they twinkled, his pimples, it's very
Hard to describe, not yet popped... his mod cherry
He stroked his troll down south, he started to glow
If he locked one more thread, soon we'd all know

The tongue of a liberal, held behind his teeth
And he choked as he consumed a foot of man beef
He had a broad face and a little round belly
That shook when he laughed, "I'm white. I hate Nelly."

I was chubby and plump, and took hold of myself
And I laughed when I saw him humble himself
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
Soon let me know he would suck me in bed

He spoke not a word but went straight to his work
I filled up his cheeks with one final jerk
And laying a finger to the side of his nose
He squirted my chowder onto his toes

He signed right offline, afer he sucked like a Bissell
I fell fast asleep after he called me his nizzle
But I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight
"Don't tell nobody MojoPin sucks dick...

aight?"

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This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 12-24-03 @ 2:48 AM

[mikeyboy]

I'm getting that framed for the staff room for when Mojo gets back from vacation.


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Ron & Fez Show Log (http://www.osirusonline.com/ronfez.htm)

[IrishAlkey]

I should be 'mod for a week' just for the effort I put into that.



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[mikeyboy]

Maybe you would if I wasn't telling everyone I did it.


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Ron & Fez Show Log (http://www.osirusonline.com/ronfez.htm)

[IrishAlkey]

Sneaky fucks.

You will one day feel my wrath.

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[IrishAlkey]

I refuse to let this fall to the bottom until I am worshiped.

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[Jennitalia]

Alkey, my love, you impress me more and more each day.

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[Hottub]

Time to bring this bad boy back for Christmas '04!!


Jeff is looking for a conspiracy to hatch,
as Tool types with one hand, while running a batch.

curtoid listens too closely, working on his theses,
while Ed finds new words to rhyme with F’CEST.

Hottub has not earned his wings, yes it is true,
Mikey's at the locksmith, he's got a lot of work to do.


<img src="http://home.comcast.net/~stan_ferguson/HotTubSig.jpg" border=0 align=right>

"Ahh, Beer. The cause of, and answer to all of life's problems"
Big A.S.S.#22127
The Cruising Vessel (http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41)
Check out silentpix.com

This message was edited by Hottub on 12-13-04 @ 8:49 PM

[DJEvelEd]

Step aside semen and make some room
I am God's sperm in Mary's womb

Of all of God's sperm I am the fastest
I'm here on a mission, to save all your asses

I want Mary's eggs 'cause they're unsoiled
Never Deviled but sometimes boiled

I'm the Immaculate Sperm & I'm here to conceive
In the fallopian tubes and vulva they all believe

I Am GodSperm, Mary's egg and I elope
I am the F‘tus of Life, I am the Jesus Zygote

I'll someday become the king of your species
And help Evel Ed rhyme stupid stuff with F‘cesT

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This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 12-13-04 @ 9:55 PM

[Snoogans]

ed you gotta stop kickin about goddamn shit,
i might have to sign the contract for that hit

your stories are weak, about as funny AIDS,
if i see one more thing about taint ticklin ill dig my own grave


now why dont you people use this thread to be funny,
damn ill write that shit for you if you throw me some money

so let this stick in your brain like a spoon full of honey
and shut the fuck up bitch, you know you still love me

http://home.comcast.net/~rmfallon/RFnetSnoogs.jpg
http://snoogans194.blogspot.com/
GO SAWX!!!!!
The worst choke job in the history of sports Snoogans 1, Monitor 0

[FUNKMAN]

don't throw me with that
or make fun out of me

i'll steal all your presents
and burn down your tree

don't buy me no junk
i'll just throw it in the ravine

get me what i really want
which is something from Avril Lavigne

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/SatCam/sig_funkmanstill.jpg ">

[Snoogans]

funkman is kickin it like a little youngin,
spottin you bitches and runnin and gunnin

now how does this have to do with christmas
all its doin is giving me a hit mix
i dont even have to type no more bitch look at my sig pic

http://home.comcast.net/~rmfallon/RFnetSnoogs.jpg
http://snoogans194.blogspot.com/
GO SAWX!!!!!
The worst choke job in the history of sports Snoogans 1, Monitor 0

[Hottub]

Avril Lavigne, you don't want that slut,
How about Mark Farner, bustin' yo' nut!!

And as for Ed, your act is played, that's true,
Try talking about something, other than your poo!

Let's not forget Mojo, he works here like a dog,
when he is not listening to the entire Cheap Trick catalog.

<img src="http://home.comcast.net/~stan_ferguson/HotTubSig.jpg" border=0 align=right>

"Ahh, Beer. The cause of, and answer to all of life's problems"
Big A.S.S.#22127
The Cruising Vessel (http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41)
Check out silentpix.com

This message was edited by Hottub on 12-13-04 @ 10:31 PM

[FUNKMAN]

snoogs got a flair
for writin with shnizzle

but unlike flat soda
his rhymes never fizzle

unlike batman
and unlike the joker

the guys got some game
and that includes poker

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/SatCam/sig_funkmanstill.jpg ">

[whiteboy1457]

Snoogans one bad mother fucker
not to be messed with
especially while he happens to be smokin a spliff

MASTA MEAT

[Snoogans]

my rhymes is as tight as the skin on tara's tits
now listen up for your lesson you little shits

just sit there with that dumbass look, staring at your walls,
cause im shrinkin you fuckin bitches like david boston's fuckin balls

http://home.comcast.net/~rmfallon/RFnetSnoogs.jpg
http://snoogans194.blogspot.com/
GO SAWX!!!!!
The worst choke job in the history of sports Snoogans 1, Monitor 0

This message was edited by Snoogans on 12-13-04 @ 10:38 PM

[Snoogans]

now this one ill keep short cause all of you are failin your rhymin report
while you bitches are suckin like nelly, ill be standing back here pissin on you like r kelly

http://home.comcast.net/~rmfallon/RFnetSnoogs.jpg
http://snoogans194.blogspot.com/
GO SAWX!!!!!
The worst choke job in the history of sports Snoogans 1, Monitor 0

[whiteboy1457]

Suckin on my sack
While ur lying on ur back
I give a sigh
As I bust in your eye


MASTA MEAT

[FUNKMAN]

why all the meanness
my friend from up north

even in your rhymes
that are meant to be short

change these ways
and show some good cheer

or i'll have to come north
and kick you in the rear


:)

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/SatCam/sig_funkmanstill.jpg ">

[Snoogans]

bust in my eye fag, who the fuck do you think i am, alkey?
ill kick your ass all the way to Meapos you can move in with balky
now sit the fuck down close your mouth and just take in a deep breathe
cause these awful fuckin rhymes will be the cause of my death

http://home.comcast.net/~rmfallon/RFnetSnoogs.jpg
http://snoogans194.blogspot.com/
GO SAWX!!!!!
The worst choke job in the history of sports Snoogans 1, Monitor 0

[Iamnotatool]

Snoog you bit that Nelly/R Kelly shit from somewhere, I dunno where, but I heard that shit before.


Whitest board I ever seen.


<img src=http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/iamnotatool.gif>
Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[Snoogans]

never heard that, swear to god, i saw chappelle tell redman he was gonna piss on him like r kelly when he was in the toilet bowl cleaner commercial, with the enzymes and shit

i just added the nelly thing cause it rhymed

http://home.comcast.net/~rmfallon/RFnetSnoogs.jpg
http://snoogans194.blogspot.com/
GO SAWX!!!!!
The worst choke job in the history of sports Snoogans 1, Monitor 0

[whiteboy1457]

sorry for the bad ryhmin
no fuck that, i aint lyin
some maybe blessed
with the skills you posses
so why dont you put ur words to the test
and will see whos the best


just kidding... its a no contest you really are the best

MASTA MEAT

[DJEvelEd]

Dont be hatin on me for talkin 'bout poo
It be one of my favorite things to do doo doo

Snoogs say I'm weak but he be much weaker
Pucilanimous fool got his ass beat down by a SPEAKER

Hottub be buggin, his game be all hollow
He gets his red wings from stank-ho's then he swallows

I talk about shit! 'cause it's what we all share
like taint zits, vomit, snot nose and ass hair

You wanna take me on? oh boy you retarded
I'll rattle you bowels till you full on sharted!

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This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 12-14-04 @ 7:02 PM

[GodsFavoriteMan]

The Christmas spirit has left this thread
Balls are busted and left for dead

And here I come to bring it back
By giving good wishes and not talking smack

But don't go thinking i'm some gay hippy bitch
Or You'll find yourself in a six foot ditch

So I hope you get all the shit that you lack
Like an old El Camino with a sweet 8 track

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"Story goes these great big rats come scuttling off the slave ships and raped all the little tree monkies."

[ChildofFez]

this thread has been dead for a few days now
i'm just a bad poster so don't have a cow

i just want in on the fun you all have
i've been registered longer than most of the staff

you guys are great you keep RnF alive
so lets keep it up for ron and fez nationwide


"...And I swore never to read after "To Kill a Mockingbird" gave me no advice on killing mocking birds...though it did teach me how not to judge a man by the color of his skin...but how does that help me?" -Homer Simpson