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sr71blackbird
12-22-2003, 02:12 PM
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Patrick Swayze

-or-

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Kurt Russle ?

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high fly
12-22-2003, 02:14 PM
Kurt Rustle.

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Iamnotatool
12-22-2003, 02:16 PM
Kurt Rustle? What about Patrick Swayzee?

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walking joint
12-22-2003, 02:16 PM
i think this fight would have a ton of rules...like no punching in the face.

i'll take Russell.

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Snoogans
12-22-2003, 02:20 PM
ill take snake pliskin over dirty dancing

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KennethC
12-22-2003, 02:20 PM
Doesn't anyone remember what Dalton (Patrick Swayze) taught us in Road House?

"Nobody ever won a fight."

and

"Pain don't hurt."

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sr71blackbird
12-22-2003, 02:22 PM
they are a pretty even match though, dont you think?

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FUNKMAN
12-22-2003, 02:26 PM
nobody puts Swayze in a corner...

Kurt Russel pulled the biggest puss move when he started begging Michele Pfiefer(Sp?) with the "will you? see me? in that movie with Mel Gibson...

Swayze will escape from NY with the victory...

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Snoogans
12-22-2003, 02:28 PM
how can you say that FUNKMAN< he escape from new york and la, plus he knows Bushemi

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high fly
12-22-2003, 02:28 PM
Thwaythee would punch him right in the butt!

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FUNKMAN
12-22-2003, 02:33 PM
how can you say that FUNKMAN< he escape from new york and la, plus he knows Bushemi


i think he turned gay in LA...

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Snoogans
12-22-2003, 02:40 PM
and swazye wasnt gay in dirty dancing.....or ghost??

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MizzleTizzle
12-22-2003, 02:43 PM
ill take snake pliskin over dirty dancing


Like Snoogans said; ya gotta compare which Swayze to which Russell.

Snake over the Dancing dude? That's a KO for Pliskin.

But what about Roadhouse Swayze vs. Captain Ron? Eh?!?!?!?!

EHHHHH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

EHHHHHHHHH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
high fly
12-22-2003, 02:45 PM
Swayzee ain't got no ass.
And neither did his dad, John Cameron...

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Snoogans
12-22-2003, 02:46 PM
what about Ghost Swayze vs any russel, russel wins.

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FUNKMAN
12-22-2003, 02:48 PM
and swazye wasnt gay in dirty dancing.....or ghost??


no, he was taggin all the old broads and he slapped that guy around even though he 'wasn't worth it'...

but Kurt is pretty cool too, hey! he's been dating Goldie forever now and she has a really nice hiney...

did you see her in Overboard when she was getting something out of the end table? put some serious wood in my pants...

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KennethC
12-22-2003, 02:51 PM
How about "To Wong Foo" Swayze versus "Dexter Riley" Russell from "The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes?"

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Snoogans
12-22-2003, 02:55 PM
any movie with Kirk Cameron or his Sister DJ Tanner wins

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high fly
12-22-2003, 02:57 PM
Both of them are good.

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TheGameHHH
12-22-2003, 03:04 PM
this question shouldn't even be asked, Kurt Russell wins via knockout in the first round.

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high fly
12-22-2003, 03:06 PM
No no no! C! It's gotta start with a "C"!

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Snoogans
12-22-2003, 03:09 PM
i say they both suck so bad that Bushemi would whip both their asses

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high fly
12-22-2003, 03:11 PM
Paul Shaeffer vs Doc Severensen

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JohnnyCash
12-22-2003, 03:14 PM
I remember seeing Swayze in an old episode of MASH -he was such a pussy. And he has been in everything else (except maybe Roadhouse).
I still think Captain Ron Kurt Russle would kick ANY Swayze ass.

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sr71blackbird
12-22-2003, 03:16 PM
I forgot about that Goldie bend-over in Overboard. That was a fine ass shot! Its a tuff one to figure, Swayzie know how to dance, so he might have better footwork, but Kurts but a thicker looking jaw, and better upper arm strength....

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high fly
12-22-2003, 03:20 PM
Kurt's also about a foot taller...


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FUNKMAN
12-22-2003, 04:03 PM
that's cause he's gots a foots in his ass...

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Snoogans
12-22-2003, 04:07 PM
come on FUNKMAN, this guy could beat Swayze

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high fly
12-22-2003, 04:07 PM
Which gives him lovely posture...

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