Buying and installing a new toilet HELP!

[hyperspace]

i see there are one piece toilets on the market now i don't care about the extra money does any one know which are better i looked at Kohler and American Standard but need some advice on which is better one piece ot two piece.

[JohnnyCash]

There is really no difference, except appearence, between the one and 2 piece toilets. Depending on the model, the flush may be different-the water can be sent through a few different paths. The 1 piece will have a smaller tank than the 2 piece. The 2 piece will probably use a gravity flush-this is the traditional, quieter flush. The 1 piece will probably use a pressure assisted flush. This is more powerful but also much louder because the water not only flushes out through the tiny holes around the inner rim of the toilet but also uses a dirrect feed jet at the base of the bowl. Both American Standard and Kohler make nice bowls but I think Kohlers cost more.

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installing a toilet sucks!!! They are so freakin' hard. i wish you the best of luck and hope you get the correct help in it.

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[DJEvelEd]

*A long bowl to make sure your penis doesn't touch the cold ceramic.

*Have it pube guarded (an oil that keeps pubes from sticking to the bowl)

*"The Shelf" is a nice European model that allows you to peruse your faeces on a ceramic shelf before being flushed away. (it's good if you want to study your faeces for health reasons)

*An Upper Decker lock (a deterrant only, because any self respecting Upper Deckerer will find a way)

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[JohnnyCash]

Installing the toilet is pretty easy. Just make sure you have an extra wax ring, I always screw up the first one.

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[MizzleTizzle]

Ok if it's on the net someone find the link, but SNL did a fake commercial with a Disposable Toilet. Will Ferrell-era, I think.

You disposed of the old one and installed the new one. Every time you used it. Friggin hilarious.

[JPMNICK]

I was just going to post this! Mizzle beat me to it. The best is when they are standing there after they install a new toilet and blow their nose. Then they flush and shrug their shoulders and start to take it out again. It was will ferral and Sherry Oterry.

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[blancostupido]

Just get a catheter

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[Hottub]

Wow, Johhnycash, you know your shit!


BTW he is right about the extra ring. :p

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[high fly]

Don't get the new "low flush" or whatever they call those stupid things.
Hunt around, you can find one of the older ones that use more water.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[JohnnyCash]

A 1.6 gallon is good. A 3.0 gallon is gonna be too strong.

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[mikeyboy]

Wow, Johhnycash, you know your shit!


BTW he is right about the extra ring.

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[sr71blackbird]

Id get the two piece, because its lighter to lift and place on the wax ring. Good call to get an extra one or two! I wonder about the ones you see in a mens room, the ones without the tanks, just the lever and they never seem to clog or anything. I wonder if they make them for home use. Put a urinal in your bathroom! Itll increase your homes value and you dont have to bend over to pick up a lid at 2 am when you gotta take a leak!

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[JohnnyCash]

[quote]I wonder about the ones you see in a mens room, the ones without the tanks, just the lever and they never seem to clog or anything. I wonder if they make them for home use



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They do make them. Theyre called flushometers. Theyre pretty easy to install too (if your plumbing in the wall is right for it). Just make sure that the toilet you buy is made for a flushometer. The back of the toilet is shaped different. Also, the plumbing from the wall is different then it is for a tank. You would have to raise the pipes in the wall and thats a bitch to do. And just like the tank, make sure the flushometer is right for your toilet model.


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Features
Low consumption, 1.6 Gpf/6 Lpf, flushometer toilet
Powerful siphon jet flushing action
10" - 12" rough-in
Upgrade with a TOTO commercial seat or flushometer valve
Wide, computer designed, fully glazed trapway
Large water surface
One Year Limited Warranty

Floor mounted, elongated front bowl toilet for 10" - 12" rough-in. Low consumption (6 Lpf/1.6 Gpf) siphon jet flushing action. 1 1/2" top spud inlet, less seat.



My favorite feature is the "spud inlet"


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