strip clubs with a little somethin'somethin

[saveopieanthony.net]

anyone have a nice strip club (not like scores) that takes care of guys? is anyone a perf like me and want to talk about this?

i have a few places in mind..

Big Ass Card Holder 1230 (whoo--aaah)

"Ronnie...this guy Hank said "I'm going to kill you Fat girl" - Fez
"Really...that means he must know you" - Ron

Uncle Ronnie and Auntie Fezzie - Radio's Funniest Secret Couple......of radio guys

[Iamnotatool]

If I did, and I do, I wouldn't go telling you....


Then you and your lil perv friends would go, and fuck it up for me.



Either that, or you are a cop.

Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[high fly]

There's a great place in Charlotte, N.C. called Twin Peaks. 3 foot stage, for a buck they crawl right on top of you and work you over pretty good. If it's your birthday, they bring you up on stage and all the girls work you over and it can be pretty humiliating. Great practical joke to play on a bud-day.
My favorite move is when they plant their mouth over your rod and blow hot air through your pants. Just favored patrons like me (see below) get this one.
V.I.P. room is now $20.00, and you get at least 3 songs and even more action.
It's a joint, so slacks, leather shoes and a jacket make you look like a "high roller".
A couple hours south of there is an amazing joint called Platinum Plus-- i've forgotten the town, something like Augusta (it's on the net, I hear).
Whoa Nelly!
There you can grab everything but cooter and some of the gals will reach down your pants in the darker of 2 V.I.P. rooms, which are $20.00 for a song.. Beware when they call all the gals on stage for the "2 For 1" deal-- twice the time for $20. You get less. I was there a month ago and a bud-day of mine actually busted a nut in there.

What helps is to a) dress nice, and b) be different.
Now I can reveal my secret -- heh heh--get this!:
I tell them I inherited a huge farm and have turned it into an animal sanctuary! When put right, it works like a charm!
Best line, when they're saying how rewarding that must be, I kinda look wistfully off in the distance and say: "...yeah, but it's tough when (turn, lokk them sadly in the eye) you lose one."

I figured this play out years ago when I shared a house with a stripper. Hey, look, they lie like hell to
you, so why not lie right back?

" and they ask me why I drink"

[MizzleTizzle]

Wow this will get the flames going but I gotta say it, and yes it sounds grumpy and old, but if, after you're my age, 40, and you go to bars and hand women money to do whatever; it starts getting creepy.

Now I love strip bars. Had a place so local and I was there so much they knew when I would come in with my gradebook and calculator and figure grades. And that was as a teacher, but even then I loved the music, and loved how some of the ladies looked, but they knew I was there to figure my grades. I tipped very well, just hand it to them. Worked out double displacement reactions on the napkins for homework. Wow this sounds gay, or weird...

But what I mean is after 40, using my age here; I might view the guy who spends a lot of time and money at these clubs to sorta be wasting both, ya know?

[Edit: Oh, and maybe it's coz the strip clubs around here just stink on ICE now. I mean sleazy smell, no TVs, terrible service, overpacked, the music is deafening, can't get near a babe, sheesh listen to me whinnnnneeeeee....]

This message was edited by MizzleTizzle on 12-23-03 @ 2:48 PM

[Johnathan H Christ]

welcome to my life. my roommate is a dancer, and my girlfriend runs a fetish performace production company.

naked bitches all day long.


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"his very conception was an act of animosity, why shouldnt his entire life be one as well?"

[high fly]

...naked bitches all day long

Naked crazy bitches?

" and they ask me why I drink"

[furie]

my roommate is a dancer


nice! does he give you a free dance at home?


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MERRY CHRISTMAS!

[high fly]

nice! does he give you a free dance at home?





He wears those neat "sleeve-ends with cufflinks" thingies on his wrists...

" and they ask me why I drink"

[JohnnyCash]

nice! does he give you a free dance at home?



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[high fly]

NOW we're talking...

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Johnathan H Christ]

i walked into that.

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"his very conception was an act of animosity, why shouldnt his entire life be one as well?"

[high fly]

The ones in Va. are just too tame, restricted as they are by state regulation.

" and they ask me why I drink"