Guys: If you dont cum, did you fuck?

[Heavy]

Lets just say youre with some chick you bang on the weekends and youre shooting hoops infront of the house. As the compitition starts heating up, so does your crotch. So you decide to make a bet. If you make a shot from the street on the first attempt, you get to fuck the titties that night. If you miss you have to take her out on an actual date for food and stuff. So here you are, swish, you won the bet. So later that night youre banging the tits but, lets say the doorbell rings and then the sounds of keys touching the doorknob of the apartment door from the outside which happens to be in view from the bed you are on and of course the bedroom door isnt closed because a certian someone wanted to leave it open for "air" So BAM, you jump off and jump under the covers and act like you were just watching TV in bed, under the covers, at 5:30 pm. Anyhow, lets just say the roomate knows whats going on and the closes the door, but miss sensitive doesnt feel comfortable doing anything while someone else is in the apt, so the session is thereby closed. Now when the next weekend rolls around, you are, of course, looking to collect on the debt, but to your surprise you apparently already collected on it the week before. It would be my contention that the debt is not payed until I bust between the melons, while she might believe this would constitute a 2nd titty fuck.

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[high fly]

That's happened to me like, 20 or 30 times.

I say you fucked.











badly, but yeah, technically......

" and they ask me why I drink"

[JPMNICK]

I am 100% with you on this one(Johnee), she did not pay off on the bet. You have to complete for the bet to be over. Even if she sucked it to you finished, that would have been ok. SHe def. owes you. And BTW, is this your girlfriend? If not, I am down to join this basketball league. Sign me up.

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[mdr55]

Play ball again and make it double or nothing this time.

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[high fly]

On second thought, you should be able to claim interference!

Yeah, that's it! INTERFERENCE!

" and they ask me why I drink"

[reeshy]

Play ball again and make it double or nothing this time.


Better yet...if you lose, let her cum on your tits!!!!!

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[Johnathan H Christ]

i lost my virginity twice to that question.

the first time was in this girls basement in the middle of the night. her dad woke up and came down the stairs just as i got about half way in... so i had to grab my clothes and run out the door, wondering if i had just gotten laid.

it took about a month for another opportunity to actually complete. ah teen love.

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[high fly]

i lost my virginity twice to that question.



Braggart.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[mdr55]

Please don't squeeze the Charmin.


So what happened?? You were halfway there but got interupted. Did you complete the job yourself? Or did she complete you? I think she owes you for not holding up her side of the deal. But if she's you weekend fuck friend--there's always next week.

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[high fly]

INTERFERENCE I say!



Huh?





" and they ask me why I drink"

[sr71blackbird]

Probably the answer to that question can only be answered by the girl, as its always their perogitive

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Johnee, dont just cum here and ask us any ol' question!

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[FUNKMAN]

not if you paid for it...

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[MizzleTizzle]

werent you gone for a while? just asking.

[IrishAlkey]

The moment the penis penetrates the vaginal wall, you're engaging in intercourse.

Go back to school.

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[TheGameHHH]

no, its the moment u lose your fingernail inside the girl and impregnate her that intercourse starts

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[SuperClerk]

werent you gone for a while? just asking.


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[IrishAlkey]

In my youthful world, yes.

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[JohnnyCash]

I thinks she fulfilled her obligation. Any make up attempt would count as a 2nd time.

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[Arienette]

in general, i'd say that, once the act is consumated, you've fucked... it doesn't matter whether you've cum or not

however, in this situation, it seems pretty clear to me that that's not what your bet was about. in my opinion, she owes you another go. especially because she was the one who made you stop even when it could easily have been completed.

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[Bill From Yorktown]

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[TheMojoPin]

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[monsterone]

why are you fucking titties, you retard. has anyone introduced you the v-a-g-i-n-a?

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[mikeyboy]

Some girl loses a bet and has to have sex with wadd. That sounds about right.


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[monsterone]

honestly, who tittie fucks?

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[FUNKMAN]

not if you were taking it in the pooper...

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[Snoogans]

yea whats the point of the tittie fuck, its dumb

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[TheMojoPin]

honestly, who tittie fucks?

Not Alkey.


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[monsterone]

Not Alkey.


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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Guys: If you dont cum, did you fuck?


Did you ride the short bus as a child?

As one who's on said receiving end of a "fuck," yes, it counts as a "fuck."


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[monsterone]

As one who's on said receiving end of a "fuck," yes, it counts as a "fuck."



really??? i thought it falls in to the classification of inefficient masterbation.

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[KC2OSO]

no. the 'business' must be taken care of first. always

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[Lisa Croft]

in general, i'd say that, once the act is consumated, you've fucked... it doesn't matter whether you've cum or not
however, in this situation, it seems pretty clear to me that that's not what your bet was about. in my opinion, she owes you another go. especially because she was the one who made you stop even when it could easily have been completed.
Ditto. If the question is whether or not you can officially say you fucked someone, even if you didn't finish, then the answer is yes. That's not the question at hand here. The question is whether or not she's fulfilled her end of the bet and that's a no. If she had won the game and you took her out to dinner and just as her meal was being served, you got interrupted by an emergency phone call and you both had to leave immediately, she'd be mighty pissed and make you take her out again. Slap some sense into this broad.

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[blancostupido]

once the act is consumated, you've fucked... it doesn't matter whether you've cum or not


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[Jack_Doff]

Good thing you weren't playing against Rebecca Lobo. I can only imagine what she would have wanted to do to you after she won your basketball bet.

[TheMojoPin]

Good thing you weren't playing against Rebecca Lobo.

Bad news.

It was Sheriff Lobo.


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[Iamnotatool]

Ditto. If the question is whether or not you can officially say you fucked someone, even if you didn't finish, then the answer is yes. That's not the question at hand here. The question is whether or not she's fulfilled her end of the bet and that's a no. If she had won the game and you took her out to dinner and just as her meal was being served, you got interrupted by an emergency phone call and you both had to leave immediately, she'd be mighty pissed and make you take her out again. Slap some sense into this broad.


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[monsterone]

It was Sheriff Lobo.




actually, it was all the members of los lobos.

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[high fly]

Wasn't it "Lobo Cop"?

" and they ask me why I drink"

[monsterone]

if wadd got some "real" sex, perhaps oral, would he get a lobo-tomy? ah geh geh geh!!!

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[high fly]

[quote]if wadd got some "real" sex, perhaps oral, would he get a lobo-tomy? ah geh geh geh!!!

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Hmmm.

Wadd...."real" sex.........lobo-tomy...







Just a minute.













Oh yeah, heh heh, now i get it!

HAHAHAHAHA a LOBO-TOMY!

Yeah, that's greeaat.




Don't mind me, I'm a little slow today.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Iamnotatool]

wear a cup the next time you're in serila's presence



Yeah, either her or Silera, that flat chested, lovely arsed, freak....damn I wanna hit that.

Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[Iamnotatool]

Wadd,

If only your mom finished your dad off with a quick Titty Fuck the night you were created, the world would be a better place...

You, my friend, should have been a blowjob.

Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[high fly]

I'm just trying to make a connection between "Lob-tomy" and baseballer Jim Tomei.

Or maybe that actress chick Marissa Tomei or something like that...













Nothing so far...













" and they ask me why I drink"

[serVice]

The way i've always found it to be is this: its not sex until someone (in my case, usually the chick) regrets it.

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[Arienette]

honestly, who tittie fucks?
i do, sometimes. well, i provide the venue, anyway. i guess technically, someone else is doing the fucking.

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[TheMojoPin]

Wasn't it "Lobo Cop"?

Nah, just this bastitch...

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[monsterone]

proof perfect comic book artists don't get laid.

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[TheMojoPin]

Why is there a penguin in all that?


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[saveopieanthony.net]

i always make her look up into my eyes...and slide up before i finish...catch her with some (cinnabun) icing

if you did that you still didn't technically "fuck". you need to be inside one of her holes..pick one.

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[TheCosmicCircus]

you didnt fuck... virgin.

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[Justice4all]

This question rankes right up there with the popular ideal that most kids have
"Well I sucked his dick/ate her out but we did'nt have sex"

So what do you call THAT then? Oral complications?

And yes as soon as that dick invades her vaginal area...parts them lips and goes in for the kill..mis-fire or not you fucked.

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