IrishAlkey
12-24-2003, 10:21 AM
NOBODY WILL SEE IT IN THE GAMES FORUM AND I REFUSE TO LET THIS GO UNREAD!
THAT FORUM IS A WASTE OF SPACE!
I'm gonna' preface this by saying... I win.
'Twas The Night Before Modding
Twas the night before Modding and all through the board
Not a poster was stirring, not even The Horde
The threads were hung by the members with care
In the hopes that some tits would be shown by Clare
The SU'ers were nestled all snug on the net
While visions of Steels' cock danced in their heads.
Pants in his mailbag and Jon in his cap
Recited the same jokes, we all took a nap
When down in The Lounge there arose such a clatter
I ran to my monitor to spray some man batter
I wiggled the mouse, threw powder on my rash
In the hopes that Fuzzy had shown us her gash
The glare on the screen from the semen I throw
Made me think of Jen's tookie, blood started to flow.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear
But an idiotic post by Wadd, what a queer!
With so little wit, I was violently sick
Well I knew in a moment, this guy is a prick
More rapid than eagles, I cursed his foul name
As I pondered playing the "person above you game"
"Oh Asshole, oh Douchebag, oh Pussy, please listen
Oh Corhole, oh Stupid, oh Dipshit, please listen!
Every one of your posts, how they make my skin crawl
Now, go away, go away, go away all!"
As I dry heaved and prayed that he die before night
I saw a masked figure spring into the light
So into the forum my cursor did move
I felt just like Stella when she found her groove
And then without thinking, since I wanted proof
I clicked it, thus seeing an amazing doof
As my eyes scanned the screen and were reading around
I spotted a fruitloop, I made not a sound
He reacted like a girl, he gave not a shit
And he analyzed posts while fingering his clit
A bundle of keys he had flung on his back
And he looked like a locksmith with no safe to crack
His eyes, how they twinkled, his pimples, it's very
Hard to describe, not yet popped... his mod cherry
He stroked his troll down south, he started to glow
If he locked one more thread, soon we'd all know
The tongue of a liberal, held behind his teeth
And he choked as he consumed a foot of man beef
He had a broad face and a little round belly
That shook when he laughed, "I'm white. I hate Nelly."
I was chubby and plump, and took hold of myself
And I laughed when I saw him humble himself
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
Soon let me know he would suck me in bed
He spoke not a word but went straight to his work
I filled up his cheeks with one final jerk
And laying a finger to the side of his nose
He squirted my chowder onto his toes
He signed right offline, afer he sucked like a Bissell
I fell fast asleep after he called me his nizzle
But I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight
"Don't tell nobody MojoPin sucks dick...
aight?"
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THAT FORUM IS A WASTE OF SPACE!
I'm gonna' preface this by saying... I win.
'Twas The Night Before Modding
Twas the night before Modding and all through the board
Not a poster was stirring, not even The Horde
The threads were hung by the members with care
In the hopes that some tits would be shown by Clare
The SU'ers were nestled all snug on the net
While visions of Steels' cock danced in their heads.
Pants in his mailbag and Jon in his cap
Recited the same jokes, we all took a nap
When down in The Lounge there arose such a clatter
I ran to my monitor to spray some man batter
I wiggled the mouse, threw powder on my rash
In the hopes that Fuzzy had shown us her gash
The glare on the screen from the semen I throw
Made me think of Jen's tookie, blood started to flow.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear
But an idiotic post by Wadd, what a queer!
With so little wit, I was violently sick
Well I knew in a moment, this guy is a prick
More rapid than eagles, I cursed his foul name
As I pondered playing the "person above you game"
"Oh Asshole, oh Douchebag, oh Pussy, please listen
Oh Corhole, oh Stupid, oh Dipshit, please listen!
Every one of your posts, how they make my skin crawl
Now, go away, go away, go away all!"
As I dry heaved and prayed that he die before night
I saw a masked figure spring into the light
So into the forum my cursor did move
I felt just like Stella when she found her groove
And then without thinking, since I wanted proof
I clicked it, thus seeing an amazing doof
As my eyes scanned the screen and were reading around
I spotted a fruitloop, I made not a sound
He reacted like a girl, he gave not a shit
And he analyzed posts while fingering his clit
A bundle of keys he had flung on his back
And he looked like a locksmith with no safe to crack
His eyes, how they twinkled, his pimples, it's very
Hard to describe, not yet popped... his mod cherry
He stroked his troll down south, he started to glow
If he locked one more thread, soon we'd all know
The tongue of a liberal, held behind his teeth
And he choked as he consumed a foot of man beef
He had a broad face and a little round belly
That shook when he laughed, "I'm white. I hate Nelly."
I was chubby and plump, and took hold of myself
And I laughed when I saw him humble himself
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
Soon let me know he would suck me in bed
He spoke not a word but went straight to his work
I filled up his cheeks with one final jerk
And laying a finger to the side of his nose
He squirted my chowder onto his toes
He signed right offline, afer he sucked like a Bissell
I fell fast asleep after he called me his nizzle
But I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight
"Don't tell nobody MojoPin sucks dick...
aight?"
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