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IrishAlkey
12-24-2003, 10:21 AM
NOBODY WILL SEE IT IN THE GAMES FORUM AND I REFUSE TO LET THIS GO UNREAD!

THAT FORUM IS A WASTE OF SPACE!

















I'm gonna' preface this by saying... I win.




'Twas The Night Before Modding


Twas the night before Modding and all through the board
Not a poster was stirring, not even The Horde
The threads were hung by the members with care
In the hopes that some tits would be shown by Clare

The SU'ers were nestled all snug on the net
While visions of Steels' cock danced in their heads.
Pants in his mailbag and Jon in his cap
Recited the same jokes, we all took a nap

When down in The Lounge there arose such a clatter
I ran to my monitor to spray some man batter
I wiggled the mouse, threw powder on my rash
In the hopes that Fuzzy had shown us her gash

The glare on the screen from the semen I throw
Made me think of Jen's tookie, blood started to flow.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear
But an idiotic post by Wadd, what a queer!

With so little wit, I was violently sick
Well I knew in a moment, this guy is a prick
More rapid than eagles, I cursed his foul name
As I pondered playing the "person above you game"

"Oh Asshole, oh Douchebag, oh Pussy, please listen
Oh Corhole, oh Stupid, oh Dipshit, please listen!
Every one of your posts, how they make my skin crawl
Now, go away, go away, go away all!"

As I dry heaved and prayed that he die before night
I saw a masked figure spring into the light
So into the forum my cursor did move
I felt just like Stella when she found her groove

And then without thinking, since I wanted proof
I clicked it, thus seeing an amazing doof
As my eyes scanned the screen and were reading around
I spotted a fruitloop, I made not a sound

He reacted like a girl, he gave not a shit
And he analyzed posts while fingering his clit
A bundle of keys he had flung on his back
And he looked like a locksmith with no safe to crack

His eyes, how they twinkled, his pimples, it's very
Hard to describe, not yet popped... his mod cherry
He stroked his troll down south, he started to glow
If he locked one more thread, soon we'd all know

The tongue of a liberal, held behind his teeth
And he choked as he consumed a foot of man beef
He had a broad face and a little round belly
That shook when he laughed, "I'm white. I hate Nelly."

I was chubby and plump, and took hold of myself
And I laughed when I saw him humble himself
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
Soon let me know he would suck me in bed

He spoke not a word but went straight to his work
I filled up his cheeks with one final jerk
And laying a finger to the side of his nose
He squirted my chowder onto his toes

He signed right offline, afer he sucked like a Bissell
I fell fast asleep after he called me his nizzle
But I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight
"Don't tell nobody MojoPin sucks dick...

aight?"



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Hosp
12-24-2003, 10:27 AM
Pure Genius. The people of this board don't deserve you.

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Katylina
12-24-2003, 10:28 AM
How long did it take you to write that?

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12-24-2003, 10:29 AM
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MizzleTizzle
12-24-2003, 10:30 AM
whoa

DreamWeaver
12-24-2003, 10:30 AM
BEAUTIFUL

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Jennitalia
12-24-2003, 10:32 AM
this is too good to be stuck in a Justice4all thread.

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IrishAlkey
12-24-2003, 10:40 AM
How long did it take you to write that?


Last night... I was drunk... around 3am... I'd say ten minutes.

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SatCam
12-24-2003, 10:41 AM
Why does everyone rhyme "board" with "hoarde"?

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IrishAlkey
12-24-2003, 10:43 AM
Because we don't have a missing member by the name of Sword King, ass.

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monsterone
12-24-2003, 10:57 AM
my name wasn't mentioned in it, so it sucks. almost as much as these stupid icons floating around.

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SatCam
12-24-2003, 11:04 AM
My name might've been mentioned, but these floating things probably covered it.

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grlNIN
12-24-2003, 11:42 AM
I read the first stance before you all.

Ergo i am better than 99.9% of this board.


Lovely.

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PanterA
12-24-2003, 11:59 AM
And he choked as he consumed a foot of man beefThat line take the realism of the story right out of it.

So when will you be publishing your first childrens books?

I cant wait to read "The Penis and The Hare (pie)" or "The Bitch that stoled half my shit"

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SuperClerk
12-24-2003, 12:12 PM
Great work Alkey.

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reeshy
12-24-2003, 12:15 PM
Pure Homo!!!!! Bravo!!!!

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It's not censorship because people can't come here and post/say whatever they want in the first place.

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Snoogans
12-24-2003, 12:16 PM
i got through 3 stanzas before i got bored with it.

thats 2 more than normal, so good work

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IrishAlkey
12-24-2003, 02:35 PM
i got through 3 stanzas before i got bored with it.


I'll write one for you entitled 'Twas the night before Nascar.

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Late2party
12-24-2003, 04:03 PM
I admit, I was sucked in by the title. Hell, I eat at McDonalds... who of you doesn't?

But my reply is solely about the title. I determined that upon reading it I would reply with something useless, just to bump my post count above 100.

So here I am, replying to something clever and bringing nothing to the party.

Post 97, I think. Merry Christmas.

-Wendell

Snoogans
12-24-2003, 04:46 PM
I'll write one for you entitled 'Twas the night before Nascar.

damn you you son of a bitch :)

and for the record, nascar sucks ass

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The BCS is a fuckin crock of shit
The Heisman voters have about as much knowledge of things as dexter manly had ability to read
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MizzleTizzle
12-24-2003, 04:54 PM
OK even i have to admit I made it about 2 stanzas the first time. I promise to give it another try. It's my fault; I write 1,000 word posts and then can;t stand still to read it. Fuck me.

SatCam
12-24-2003, 05:06 PM
Fuck me.

naw

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IrishAlkey
12-24-2003, 05:46 PM
Silera posting:

This is why I fuck you.


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stickyfingers
12-24-2003, 06:09 PM
stickyfingers typing:

and why I want to...

*bats eyelashes*

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Tenbatsuzen
12-24-2003, 07:04 PM
Forget Maya Angelou, it's all about the Alkey.



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Pappy McSchmear
12-24-2003, 07:15 PM
Great use of:

tits
cock
rash
gash
semen
prick
asshole
douchebag
cornhole
clit
pimples
squirted chowder
MojoPin





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TheGameHHH
12-24-2003, 08:34 PM
a job well done

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monsterone
12-24-2003, 08:36 PM
he's not too shabby at doing another type of "job"

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A.J.
12-26-2003, 09:27 AM
Alkey for RonFez.Net Poet Laureate!

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FUNKMAN
12-26-2003, 11:12 AM
just letting you know i read only the first 2 fucking lines...





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IrishAlkey
12-26-2003, 12:08 PM
Read the rest, Gramps!

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TheMojoPin
12-27-2003, 09:45 PM
I'm beating up your cock.


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FUNKMAN
12-27-2003, 09:56 PM
Read the rest, Gramps!


Okay, just did



























NOT! and you can't make me.... raspberry

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billyio
12-28-2003, 06:57 AM
You're like E.E. Cummings without the E.E.

Very nice,though!

See Ya!

JustJon
12-29-2003, 06:50 AM
I read the first stance before you all.

Ergo i am better than 99.9% of this board.


Lovely.

But I am mentioned in it, ergo I am in the 0.1%

nice job, alkey.

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