How Odd...

[silera]

I like everyone online at this moment.

Shocking really.


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[East Side Dave]

Let's take over!

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[stickyfingers]

I just logged on I hope I didn't rooon it



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[reeshy]

Betcha I just ruined this thread!!!!!

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It's not censorship because people can't come here and post/say whatever they want in the first place.

[silera]

I was all alone when I posted this.



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[East Side Dave]

Betcha I just ruined this thread!

Get outta here, old man, me and Ed and Silera were having a picnic and I had a pretty dress on!

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This message was edited by East Side Dave on 12-27-03 @ 2:55 PM

[silera]

As usual, we forgot the oats and Ed wasn't pleased.


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[MizzleTizzle]

I was all alone


Exactly why I was so terrified the first time i had sex.

[East Side Dave]

we forgot the oats and Ed wasn't pleased

He'll eat his Lunchables and like it, goddammit.

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This message was edited by East Side Dave on 12-27-03 @ 3:00 PM

[silera]

Make sure you save the plastic trays, and the yogurt containers.

I'm trying to get an 8 person dinner service together for a wedding gift.


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[DJEvelEd]

At the picnic:

DJEvelEd: Hey Dave & Silera, Can I have a sandwich?"

East Side Dave: "My imaginary friend will make you one"

Silera: "Hey EvelEd you're kinda cute"

DJEvelEd: "Thanks, Wanna screw?"

Silera: "I can't, I'm wearing my period dress."

DJEvelEd: "Oh is THAT what that smell was?"

East Side Dave: " No it's the imaginary shit sandwich I made you"

DJEvelEd: "Hey this imaginary shit sandwich is good" (imaginary vomit sounds & dry heaves)

DJEvelEd, Silera, East Side Dave: "Yay Picnic! Haw Haw Haw!"

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This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 12-27-03 @ 3:06 PM

[East Side Dave]

Make sure you save the plastic trays, and the yogurt containers.

I'm trying to get an 8 person dinner service together for a wedding gift.



You didn't tell me in time! You know I like to have some coffee and burn yogart containers and Ed's shoes at the end of a meal!

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[silera]

Then we square danced to kill the ants.


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[East Side Dave]

At the picnic:

DJEvelEd, Silera, East Side Dave: "Yay Picnic! Haw Haw Haw!"


I'd never say "Haw" you- you son of a bitch! I guess it's true, you really are an Evil Ed! Ahhhhh-yeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

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[high fly]

...and then I came along, the skunk at the picnic...

" and they ask me why I drink"

[DJEvelEd]

You hawed. I heard you haw. We ALL heard you haw. You know you hawed. Stop frontin like you aint hawing.
"Here, have a bite of my imaginary sandwich"

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[East Side Dave]

You can't prove nothin', Eddie! I got the evidence right here and it's goin' in the shredder, baby! Muhahahahahahah!!!

*puts photos of himself hawing and gufawing with Estelle Getty in shredder*

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[high fly]

Poor me, nose jammed up against the glass...



" and they ask me why I drink"

[SatCam]

*cough cough*

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[IrishAlkey]

Might as well lock it, now.

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[SatCam]

*sniffle*

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[silera]

Twice in one day!

It's electrifying.


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[SatCam]

*scratch scalp*

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[EQ]

Happy New Year, Silera!

* Oh, since I don't know many of the posters you are referring to, I won't make any comments and trust your instincts. OH. except that 'Alkey' guy. What's up with him??? )

:p




...No sig, yet... Sigh.

Quinn Loves You.

This message was edited by Elle Quinn on 12-27-03 @ 8:02 PM

[DJEvelEd]

At the picnic:

DJEvelEd: "This is the best imaginary shit sandwich I've ever eaten"

East Side Dave: "This is the best picnic ever"

Silera: "You're the best friends ever"

East Side Dave: "Let's throw imaginary faeces at each other-best friends"

Silera: "That's a GREAT idea"
*FLING*.........................................*S PLATT*

East Side Dave: "Isn't this fun?"
*FLING*.........................................*S PLATT*

DJEvelEd: "Whooohooooo"
*FLING...........................................* SPLATT*

East Side Dave: "You.....you........YOU SONOFABITCH!! THAT WAS REAL SHIT YOU TWISTED FUCK!!!"

Silera: "What the fuck is wrong with you? Did your mother have any kids that lived?

DjEvelEd: "Bu...bu...but....I thought we were having fun"

East Side Dave: "Fuck you! You got shit on Peekums"

Silera: "Yeah, FUCK YOU! or rather NO FUCK FOR YOU!!! Take your faeces and get the fuck out of here!"

East Side Dave: "Yeah GWAN!!!

(DjEvelEd pathetically, methodically, sadly scrapes his faeces off the wall and turns and walks away. Silera and Dave look at Ed's sad face with the teared up eyes. He really did mean well Dave thought. Silera still had wood for Ed and really didn't want to see him go. Dave & Silera look at each other. Dave nods to Silera & Silera calls out)

Silera: "Hey Evel Ed!"

DjEvelEd: "Yes Silera?"
*FLING*.............................*SPLATT* (faeces hits EvelEd in the mouth)

DjEvelEd: "Hey this tastes like REAL FAECES! You mean? ....that we......and you like the .............OH MAN YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST!!!
*FLING*.............................*SPLATT*
*FLING*.............................*SPLATT*
*FLING*.............................*SPLATT*
DjEvelEd, East Side Dave, Silera: "Faeces friends.....faeces friends...faeces friends forever...."

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[Snoogans]

Im making myself sit in a corner for not only reading that last one, but some reason im still even sonsidering reading any DJEvelEd posts

you truely are a fucked up individual. amazing

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The Heisman voters have about as much knowledge of things as dexter manly had ability to read
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[IrishAlkey]

I can't begin to put my love for Ed into words, and I shall not try.

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[reeshy]

If I ever go gay, I want Alkey and Ed together!!!!

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[keithy_19]

I love Ed. I love Dave. I want you both to father my children.




They said you'd help me
But as it turns out it was all a lie
And they're off someplace far away laughing at me...

[DJEvelEd]

Meanwhile, back at the picnic:

DjEvelEd, East Side Dave, Silera: "Faeces Friends, Faeces Friends, We're Forever Faeces Friends"

East Side Dave: Cm'on Peekums, wipe that shit off you and come do The Faeces Dance.

(Peekums wipes the shit off his fur and joins in The Faeces Dance)

DjEvelEd, East Side Dave, Silera & Peekums: "Faeces Friends, Faeces Friends, We're Forever Faeces Friends"

*CRASH* It's IrishAlkey, Snoogans, Reeshy, HighFly, SatCam, and ElectricSex crashing the picnic *CRASH*

Alkey: "Where's the fucking booze?!"

Snoogans: "Where's the Bitches & Blunts"

Reeshy: "I'm here to throw faeces and bang some bung......and I'm all out of faeces"

ElectricSex: "I have explosive diarrea and you're welcome to all of it"

Reeshy: "You know that there's a chemical in faeces that attracts gay people to the bung"

Snoogans: "Don't fucking look at me when you say that, I'm here to throw faeces, NOTHING MORE!

HighFly & SatCam: "Faeces! Faeces! Faeces! Faeces!"

DjEvelEd: "How about a Brown Bath everyone? We can fling faeces while you have anal sex?

Reeshy: "We're gonna bang YOU EvelEd because we LIKE you"

DjEvelEd: "Uhh....uh....As soon as I....as soon as I..........as soon as I eat out Silera"
(Shoves face in Silera's pussy)
*Slorp* *Suck* *Slorp* *Gulp*

Silera: "Oh Ed, I just had an abortion today."

DjEvelEd: "Yeah it tastes "late term". I just bit through some cartilage & veins. *PTUI* Who's kid was that? *GULP* It tastes like shit"

Silera: "QUEEEEEEEFFFFF" *VaginaBloodfart*
(pieces of abortion are flying everywhere)

EastSideDave: "You SONOFABITCH! You got abortion chunks all over Peekums, C'mere Peekums it's OK....it's allright"

Peekums: "squeek"

DjEvelEd: "Hey our Brown Bath is now a Placenta Pool! Who's jumpin in with me? Lookout!Cannonball! *SPLASH*

Peekums: "Eeek"

EastSideDave: "You SONOFABITCH...

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This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 12-28-03 @ 2:42 AM

[East Side Dave]

Dave: Let's burn this whole place down- David Koresh style! Yeeehhhaaaw!

Ed: Koresh's feces tasted religious-ish! I know! I tried a little!

Dave: Shut the fuck up before the media hears you!

Ed: And I tried a little of Janet Reno's stool, too! With some salt!

Dave: You're making Peekums cry, you filthy bastard!!! Now grab these matches and let's get to work!

*Ed eats matches*

*Peekums sobs with head in hands*




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[SatCam]

HighFly & SatCam: "Faeces! Faeces! Faeces! Faeces!"

a new low.

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[high fly]

HighFly & SatCam: "Faeces! Faeces! Faeces! Faeces!"

a new low.


(High fly, finishes beer, goes wobbly in the knees, face starts turning red, then green, then kind of orangey, eyes cross as a look of panic comes over him and:

Hurp!HURP!BLEGGGHHHHHahoooowahhhhhhGLAWWWGlawGLAWW WWW!BlegghhhGLAWWWWW!

pukes all over the place, head swinging side to side like a lawn sprinkler, long ropes of mucous trailing back to his mouth, chin and chest...)

" and they ask me why I drink"

This message was edited by high fly on 12-28-03 @ 4:14 PM