Booger Dicks

[SatCam]

Lets say, you look down and find a booger on your penis. Now, in terms of phisics, what are the ways that the booger could get there?

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[Snoogans]

gravity

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[FUNKMAN]

getting a handjob from a golddigger...

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[high fly]

Or like your girlfriend could sneeze on you and not turn her head because it was hooked on you or something and her nose was, you know, right there...






I mean, that's what I hear...



" and they ask me why I drink"

This message was edited by high fly on 12-29-03 @ 7:19 PM

[silera]

You blow a slimy snot rocket in the shower and the water blows some of it back on your chest and the current pushes it down and into your pubes and it just dangles by the end of one pube and attaches to your penis as you get out of the shower and dries up there.


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[high fly]

Yeah, there, see?
I ain't never had no booger dick or nothin'.
Ohhh no, not me!
Heh heh, I ain't never even known somebody with a booger on their dick or nothin'

" and they ask me why I drink"

[walking joint]

pick the nose, then scratch the balls. at least thats how i figure they get on mine.

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[ChickenHawk]

Your dick is so long that you can pick your nose with it?


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[FUNKMAN]

when the girl is swallowing and you make her laugh and the jiz that exits through her nostril carries the booger with the flow onto your member...

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[DJEvelEd]

If you were 11 years old and Michael Jackson was giving you a blowjob:

Michael Jackson: "Fuck my face little man"

Young Boy: "But I'm balls deep in your mouth now"

Michael Jackson: "Here, try this hole"
(pulls off fake nose)

Michael Jackson: "Put that hairless carrott in my nosehole cancerboy"

Young Boy: "Oooh, it's much tighter than your butt and mouth"

Michael Jackson: "AACHHHOOOO"

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This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 12-29-03 @ 7:39 PM

[Snoogans]

just when i thought ed couldnt go any farther

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[Iamnotatool]

I've seen this booger dick reference in like 8 threads now. Was it ever funny? What did I miss?




Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[high fly]

Hey gang guess who's a "booger dick"?

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Snoogans]

high fly smoked some dust today, so he is buggin

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This message was edited by Snoogans on 12-29-03 @ 7:42 PM

[SatCam]

Now here's another question. When we say "booger dick", is it limited to "suspention" boogers (the liquidy kind), accual solid boogers or both?

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[Tall_James]

"Put that hairless carrott in my nosehole cancerboy"

That is, without a doubt, the funniest thing I have read all week.

Bravo sir.


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[SatCam]

James, if there's one thing I learned about Ed, it's that you DON'T compliment him, or he'll just keep going and going and going and going and going...

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[Tall_James]

James, if there's one thing I learned about Ed, it's that you DON'T compliment him, or he'll just keep going and going and going and going and going...


Agreed. But sometimes you just have to hand it to the boy when he comes up with a gem like that.


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[SatCam]

It's true. Maybe he'll say something funny every once in a while. But it's comments like I just made that set off his "everything I say must be funny. I must top myself. everything I say must be funny. I must top myself. everything I say must be funny. I must top myself."

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[FUNKMAN]

James, if there's one thing I learned about Ed, it's that you DON'T compliment him, or he'll just keep going and going and going and going and going...


that 'funny fucker' will keep on going even if you insulted him ...

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[DJEvelEd]

Damn! I think I just peaked. I'm due to crash now.

See look:

F‘cesT ............nothing?

F‘cesT!!!...........not funny anymore?

F‘cesT..............(crickets)

F‘cesT!!!......SHIT...it's not working anymore

Angry Mob: "Boo, Hiss, Booo, Hisss, get off the stage, boooo, you suck, shock posters suck!, boooo, booooo, put your god damn clothes on, boooo"

East Side Dave: "Quick man, out the back door"

Snoogans: " Why'd you have to work blue? Why?





My work is done here............Merry Christmas
(takes dripping bag of shit and sadly walks away from rf.net)

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[FUNKMAN]

you suck!

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[SatCam]

Be more funny!

And don't spell Faeces like "F‘ces" It's really annoying.

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[FUNKMAN]

And don't spell Faeces like "F‘ces" It's really annoying.


you're right Satcam... people shouldn't follow the crowd and should march to their own beat...

even if it is the beat of their meat....

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[JohnnyCash]

"Put that hairless carrott in my nosehole cancerboy"



That is so fuckin' funny.

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[TooCute]

This is America. It's feces.

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[SatCam]

I was thinking the same thing TooCute, but since everyone was posting it like that (Ed and East Side is 'everyone'), I figured it was correct. I mean, who spells it like "fay-ee-seez"

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[FUNKMAN]

not that it matters to me but i remembered looking it up on dictionary.com and they had an entry for 'faeces':



faeces

n : solid excretory product evacuated from the bowels [syn: fecal matter, faecal matter, feces, BM, stool, ordure, dejection]




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[PanterA]

snot rockets at the urinal

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[SatCam]

[syn: ... feces ...]

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[FUNKMAN]

whats the 'syn' suppose to stand for?

synonym?

hey, i don't know it and i'm up for learnin it...

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[SatCam]

you got it, captain.

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[ozzie]

And don't spell Faeces like "F‘ces" It's really annoying.

LAL!



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[Snoogans]

Snoogans: " Why'd you have to work blue? Why?


why did i have to start hanging out with you 2 whack bastards

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[high fly]

"...I don't want to hear no talkin' about puttin' a boogie in someone's butt..."

----Eddie Murphy "Boogie In Your Butt"

" and they ask me why I drink"

[mikeyboy]

My New Years resolution is to not lock threads I think are retarded. I'm tryin' reeeeal hard, Ringo.

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[The_Oracle]

Why are you even asking me this question? Jeepers.

Mikeyboy? Set phasers on "locking".

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[high fly]

It could, y'know, be by accident.
Like let's just say, hypothetically that you were walking around your apartment nude; not that you really would, of course.
And you're like hypothetically dusting or alphabetizing your albums or maybe just straightening up.
And let's say that you, y'know, sneezed and didn't really notice that you'd blown a booger into your hand.
So ther you are, just-a puttering around your apartment and you absentmindedly reach down, and y'know, ACCIDENTLY get that lil' booger on your dick.
Hypothetically, of course.
And you don't notice, you've got things to do and then later on you realize that something just ain't right down there and you look down and the booger has gotten hard and all, but you get it off, no muss, no fuss.
Of course this didn't really happen or anything, but let's say that you accidently tell a friend and then you're all out drinking and this friend goes and tells everyone and from then on everyone calls you "Booger Dick".
And now it's 7 or 8 years later and they've forgotten your name, they just call you "Booger Dick", even in front of your mom.
And it's the 20 year high school reunion coming up and you really want to go, but you're afraid of hearing your old friends find out that your nickname is "Booger Dick"....

" and they ask me why I drink"

[SatCam]

I was wondering why I had those cold sores after I ate at your house.


Fucking herpes infested HighFly.

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[FUNKMAN]

3 steps:

> scratch crack of ass
> sniff fingers
> jerk off

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[SuperClerk]

what are the ways that the booger could get there?


If this man gives you head.

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Snot rockets???

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[SatCam]

I have no further questions.

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[Hottub]

F‘ces




The prosecution rests, your Honor.

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[keithy_19]

Is 'Booger Dick; like 'Metrosexual'? Meaning there new terms that are jsut being used now a lot?

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[SatCam]

Shutup, boogerdick.




B-Diddy




BD

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