Do You Pro-Actively Look For Terrorists?

[FUNKMAN]

FBI Issues Alert Against Almanac Carriers

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=519&ncid=519&e=1&u=/ap/20031230/ap_on_re_us/fbi_almanacs

It makes sense although i think they should key in on 'Almanac Purchasers' or people who take out Almanacs from the Library Reference dept and use them to write notes or make copies.

I try to think of things to look out for that may make me aware someone is a terrorist but i find it hard to pinpoint anything. Of course if i see someone with C4 or dynamite strapped to their body it will raise some suspicion but other than something readily apparent what do you look for?



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[high fly]

I watch out for the dark haired guys.

Especially if they are sitting on the third park bench down with a rolled up copy of yesterday's paper under their left arm and have on one brown shoe....

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Snoogans]

i dont think ive ever once thought about terrorism when im walkin around. im of the mind set that the chances that it would directly affect me are so small, if im gonna walk around scared of that, i should walk around scared that a hammer will fall on my head off a scafolding

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[FUNKMAN]

to me it's not a matter of being scared... it's being pro-active and possibly catching something before something really bad happens...

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[Snoogans]

i dont know when my fly is down half the time, i dont think i would notice a terrorist if he came up to me and asked which wire makes boom

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[high fly]

I walks around like a coiled spring, ready to explode into action at any second.
Eyes always sweeping the landscape.
You'll see me downtown - here's a clue - I ain't window shopping! I'm using the glass window as a mirror to check my 6, if you know what I mean.
I'm never carrying packages, oh no. I gotta have my hands free at all times...

" and they ask me why I drink"

[furie]

it's hard for the government to be proactive in these situations. presumption of innocence and all.


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[Snoogans]

I ain't window shopping! I'm using the glass window as a mirror to check my 6, if you know what I mean.

oh so your one of those self centered work out cocksmokers

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[Tall_James]

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TERRORIST !!!!


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[high fly]

HIT THE DIRT!

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Snoogans]

if you dont watch the terrorists, they win

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[MizzleTizzle]

I've been people watching and playing 'Spy' at the airport ever since I grew over everyone else and could see all of you in a crowd. As Carlin said, as a kid, you play Spy at the airport: 'there's a Spy at the Airport!... your job? ... find him!!!'

So Yes actually, I people watch, not looking for anything in particular, but just watching. One thing I notice is how uncomfortable many people are in their bodies.

I might notice if someone was wearing a dozen sticks of dynamite and a real big clock; but then again that could just be some rap artist.

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[Snoogans]

FUCK!!!!!

i have 2 kinds of almanacs and a world atlas. i better go make sure im not al Queda

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[high fly]

playing spy at the airport


Great place to do the eyeholes in the newspaper move.


" and they ask me why I drink"

[Snoogans]

i think it would be more fun to play terrorist. you know, jam shit under your coat, make yourself start sweating. walk around with shifty eyes and all. the people at the airport like to play along and try to get ya when you play that game too

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[SatCam]

Funny, I carry a pocket knife and pocket constitution... although I HAVE been conisdered a terrorist.

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[DJEvelEd]

Do You Pro-Actively Look For Terrorists?

Yes,,,
I've been chillin with this Egyptian chick lately and like any patriotic American would do, I sometimes sneak into her dirty laundry and sniff her underwear for TNT, WMD's, STD's, PCB's, BLT's (ok just the bacon strips), LSD's, PCP's, and I'm contracting Pappy McSchmears to do a Pap Schmear and some stool sampling*









*stool sampling: the testing of F‘cesT

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[Snoogans]

shut up you dumbass, she is the upstairs tenant and your just tryin to nail her. unsucessfully

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[DJEvelEd]

shut up you dumbass, she is the upstairs tenant and your just tryin to nail her. unsucessfully

Ha! I gave her a foot massage this afternoon!! I even had wood.

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[FUNKMAN]

i would have to say at times i begin looking at people in public places and attempt to see if i can locate something 'terrorist-like'...

in my mind there are terrorists in this country and eventually they will act. with my luck i'll be sitting right next to the fucker when he/she pushes her little button...

now DJEvel hopes it is a female terrorist that he can push her 'little button' for her... like the lady upstairs

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[Snoogans]

Ha! I gave her a foot massage this afternoon!! I even had wood.


yea but she still has a BF that buys her expensive stuff. its a bad situation, cause even if you win, youll run outta money


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[FUNKMAN]

let the other guy do all the buying and you can do all the satisfying...

a poet and i know it!!!!!

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[Snoogans]

but how satisfying is it when he gets caught up in the terrorist ring bust and goes to jail being called fish

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[DJEvelEd]

but how satisfying is it when he gets caught up in the terrorist ring bust and goes to jail being called fish

When you see this girl, you'll see that she is worth having some inmate plucking your asshairs going "He loves me, he loves me not" pouring syrup over the ingrowns---....ok maybe not.

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[Yerdaddy]

What I do is I make prolonged eye-contact with other drivers on the freeway. A terrorist will become nervous and try to drive away from me, knowing that I've found them out. When I detect a terrorist on the freeway I will chase them and run them off the road, preferably off an overpass or into a post or a tree causing a firey accident, then immediately go back to my terrorist-detection staring. I find that they usually drive in convoys and I can detect and kill many terrorists in a row with my methods.

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[ChrisTheCop]

Do you Pro-Actively Look For Terrorists?
Youll be happy to know that my answer is Yes.

the freeway
He's not from around here...shoot him!

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[Snoogans]

He's not from around here...shoot him!


by He, do you mean dominicans?

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[TheMojoPin]

Do You Pro-Actively Look For Terrorists?

"Uhm...yeah, YEAH! THAT'S what I was doing! Pro-actively 'looking' for terrorists!"

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[monsterone]

the popular reference books covering everything from abbreviations to weather trends



anybody have the fbi's phone number, the weathercutioner is going down. i'm on to you funk

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[TheMojoPin]

Way to go, FBI.

Don't bother contacting the bookstores. Y'know, where we sell these fucking things.


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[Snoogans]

damn mojo thats a good point.

plus letting this out is also gonna make dumb people who wanna play "jokes" start buyin almanacs and we wont know shit

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[reeshy]

Yes I do. Everyday on my way to work, I stand in the subway looking for them. If I suspect someone of having terrorist attributes, I will wait until the train lurches and I will rub up against them "accidently"!! If they feel terroristly, I will drag them between the cars and then help them egress the train while between stations!! I am an American hero!!!

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[TheMojoPin]

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[FUNKMAN]

Way to go, FBI.

Don't bother contacting the bookstores. Y'know, where we sell these fucking things.



we think alike... that's what i meant by the Almanac Purchasers and tracking people who may take them out of the Library or seen making copies of the almanac pages in the library...

i also really feel that a 'cop on the beat' would be something affective. cops that have become familiar with a neighborhood, the good and bad people in it, and any unusual changes that go on within the neighborhood.

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[A.J.]

the popular reference books covering everything from abbreviations to weather trends could be used for terrorist planning.

Books = the silent killers.

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Do You Pro-Actively Look For Terrorists?


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[high fly]

Almanacs my eye!

Ther REAL terrorists go around toting the Washington Times!

" and they ask me why I drink"

[FUNKMAN]

i wish Chris The Cop would respond and give us some tips. Or any other policeman, policewoman, fbi, cia, or kgb agents on this board...

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[furie]

what do you want to know?


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[Snoogans]

im DEA is that cool

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[high fly]

Hey gang!
At the next appearance by R & F, I'll bring my "Super Sleuth Disguise Kit".
It's really cool.
Right now I'm wearing my fake "van dyke".
You can't even tell...



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This message was edited by high fly on 12-30-03 @ 6:10 PM

[Snoogans]

are they tryin to tell us we should burn books now???

Dammit Bush you nazi scum!

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[Iamnotatool]

Do you Pro-actively look for terrorists



Only on message boards....(As his eyes wander around the room at the bastards within)

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[high fly]

I think I saw one at George Washington/Ronald Reagan/National Airport last week.

I was picking up a friend at the Northwest terminal. We were walking down the hallway - the one that looks like they shot the walls with a shit-slinging machine and then painted it Antique White.
Anyway, there's this "Pffft" sound near me and just ahead a guy goes down like he'd been shot!
And he was!
I looked again and saw a dark haired guy with a briefcase- and it was no ordinary briefcase.
Oh no.
This one had a gun barrel sticking out of the front of it, with a faint whisp of smoke coming from it.
The dark haired guy moved a finger on the handle of the briefcase and poof! the gun barrel (or what looked like a gun barrel) promptly disappeared.
We had to get on home, so I didn't say anything to anybody...

" and they ask me why I drink"

[FUNKMAN]

what do you want to know?


Furie,

what have the police been trained to look for?

i'm imagining that policeman have been trained to look for certain or unusual 'things' (for lack of better word)

i was thinking 'why shouldn't the public be taught to look for the same things'

but then maybe they be giving away their tactics? or causing a little hysteria?

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[furie]

well, i can't speak for cops because i'm not one, but what i look for as you said is things out of the ordinary. not just shifty dark haired terrorist types as high fly would say, but things that just don't fit.

for example, today I got a report that someone had used another man's credit card to book a one way flight out of LGA. now this is odd. why would he want 1, a one way ticket, and 2, hide his identity. turned out to be ok, but that caused a buzz here for a while today.

discrepancies, that's what I focus on.



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