Recluse Buried Under Huge Pile Of Junk Mail

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NEW YORK A New York man has been rescued by firefighters and neighbors after two days trapped under an avalanche of newspapers, magazines and books he had been saving for a decade in his apartment.

Patrice Moore, 43, was found shortly after 1 p.m. Monday in a 10-by-10-foot, or 3-meter-by-3-meter room crammed with paper and other detritus that completely filled it, except for a small corner where he slept, neighbors and city officials said.
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A reclusive man who lived alone and had been saving magazines, newspapers, books, catalogs and junk mail for a decade - and had apparently thrown none of it out - Moore was buried standing up under the collapse on Saturday, according to neighbors in the borough of Bronx, who heard him moaning and mumbling through the door, which had been blocked by all the paper.
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AVALANCHE! (http://www.iht.com/articles/123217.html)


Poor bastard. He was stuck in circulars. Not a single Victoria Secret in reach.

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[A.J.]

What a loser!

A reclusive man who lived alone and had been saving magazines, newspapers, books, catalogs and junk mail for a decade

Uh oh.


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[TheMojoPin]

"Tale as old as time...song as old as rhyme..."


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[furie]

maybe he likes the press


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[Jack_Doff]

This reminds me of a creepy story, that of the Collyer Brothers in Harlem. One of the brothers, Homer, went blind and then was crippled with rheumatism. The other brother, Langley, saved newspapers (and pretty much everything else) in case Homer regained his sight, created booby traps in their trash and tried to nurse Homer back to health.

So one night, Langly gets caught in a booby trap and dies, trapped under rubble. Homer dies a slow death, starving without his brother. Nobody found them for three weeks.

Supposedly, some New York Firefighters still refer to these cluttered apartments as Collyers.

I can't imagine which would be worse, the one brother caught under a pile of crap till he died or the other, blind and bed ridden wondering what happened.

[DJEvelEd]

maybe he likes the press

Haha, press


Isn't it illegal to steal mail? Even "junk" mail?

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[TheMojoPin]

The other brother, Langley, saved newspapers (and pretty much everything else) in case Homer regained his sight, created booby traps in their trash and tried to nurse Homer back to health.

If "nursing" means "feeding your brother nothing but oranges for the rest of his (Well, in this case, your) life," count me the hell out.

Supposedly the authorities found enough parts for more than two entire automobiles in their home afterwards.


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[DJEvelEd]

Meanwhile at the Collyer Brother's home:

Homer: "Langley! My bedpan is full!"

Langley: "Just dump it in the big bucket"

Homer: "Big bucket's full too!"

Langley: "God damn you, allright here I come---Whoop Whooaaa *CRASH* aaahhh *SNAP*

Homer: "Langley? Langley!!! LANGLEY!!!
Oh no, he's dead, and there's nothing here to eat butt this big wet stinking bucket of my own rancid.....................F’CEST


(Don't blame me, blame Blackbird now)

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[Iamnotatool]

So one night, Langly gets caught in a booby trap and dies, trapped under rubble. Homer dies a slow death, starving without his brother. Nobody found them for three weeks.


(In my best Homer Simpson Voice)

Doh!!



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