Title:145 pounds o'crazy OR how do you calm a dog?

[GwEnYpOo]

my dog is a freakin giant . every day i have to take the crazy thing for a walk even though he's not mine , actually , he's the one that's dragging me around the neighborhood . he's been fixed so that can't be why he's so nuts . the other day i was walking him and he saw another dog , so he decided to break into a run and drag me across the street. i almost got hit by a car . there's no way i can control him he has nearly 20 pounds on me. is there anythiing that would calm him down?

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This message was edited by GwEnYpOo on 12-30-03 @ 5:11 PM

[monsterone]

obedience school jackass.


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[IrishAlkey]

he's been fixed so that can't be why he's so nuts .


Good one!

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[GwEnYpOo]

obedience school jackass.

he can't be put in a room with another dog and he's 13 years old , he's learning anything new

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[furie]

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This message was edited by furie on 12-30-03 @ 5:23 PM

[IrishAlkey]

and he's 13 years old


He won't be a problem much longer.

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[Dudeman]

get a cat instead


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[The_Oracle]

Try this... (http://www.dogreader.com/archives/000112.php)

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[sr71blackbird]

What was "The Oracle" taken? They only had "The_Oracle" available?

Try this for the dog.. (http://www.petbehave.com/adv300.html)

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[Katylina]

Maybe he's bi.

EDIT: That article The Oracle gave you is pure ABA, what I use to work children with Autism. It's all in the field of behaviorism.

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[PanterA]

tickle his prostate

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[The_Oracle]

EDIT: That article The Oracle gave you is pure ABA, what I use to work children with Autism. It's all in the field of behaviorism.

Actually, it was pure ABBA. I got it from Sweden.

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Actually, it was pure ABBA

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Cut off his legs.

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[Duke]

my dog is 25 pounds and it has more energy then me.....so here is what i have to say



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heh heh realy tho what i would do is get a choke chain so then when we pulls it will tighten up and he wont run....

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[TooCute]

You may not be able to calm him, but to at least control him you should try a Gentle Leader:
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They work really well; I use one on my dog. You might get some people asking if it's a muzzle (it's not), but they're getting to the point that they're popular enough that you don't get that that often any more. You should be able to find them at just about any pet store.

My dog knows when I put it on her that it's time to behave properly. It really does calm her down a lot.

<a href="http://www.gentleleader.com/pages.cfm?ID=29">Here</a> is the website for the Gentle Leader.

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[A.J.]

you should try a Gentle Leader

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[East Side Dave]

I train my dog the conventional way. What you do is, see, you take an empty soda can and fill it with pennies and when the dog does something bad, see, you shake the can violently at him and say "NO!" (I put that in quotes because you should say it just like I said it). This way you don't have to strike your dog and if that doesn't work you could always burn him.

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This message was edited by East Side Dave on 1-1-04 @ 2:56 PM