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furie
12-30-2003, 01:25 PM
Why is it called 'Ask The Oracle' if The Oracle never answers back?
why not 'Ask anyone and everyone' or how about simply 'Ask'.


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IrishAlkey
12-30-2003, 01:29 PM
They could call it Ask Rhetorical.

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Iamnotatool
12-30-2003, 01:33 PM
How about Ask Your Mom's Box?

Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

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high fly
12-30-2003, 01:35 PM
Ass For Oral






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IrishAlkey
12-30-2003, 01:37 PM
Do I look fat in floral?

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ADF
12-30-2003, 04:50 PM
The Great Barrier Reef is made of coral.

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serVice
12-30-2003, 05:03 PM
Wasn't the Oracle the 2 stone figures with wings that shot lasers out of their eyes in Neverending story? Who'd want to ask thm anyhing; they don't seem all that nice or helpful.

i've got Rembrandt as my right hand and Solo as my pilot.
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Reephdweller
12-30-2003, 05:05 PM
Why not call it Ask Jeeves

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FUNKMAN
12-30-2003, 05:16 PM
how about Axe Skeeves...

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sr71blackbird
12-30-2003, 05:17 PM
perhaps the Oracle is a vacuous entity with a non corporeal form, floating in an ether of nothingness with no substantive boundries

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mikeyboy
12-30-2003, 07:35 PM
I was lobbying for "Ask the magic 8 ball"


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JohnnyCash
12-30-2003, 08:48 PM
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DESERTEAGLE.50
12-30-2003, 08:51 PM
http://home.i1.net/~bytor/oracle.jpg

Ask me something...then we'll bake some cookies, fart, and bend spoons.
Then Ill die and some other syrup bitch will take over.

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TheMojoPin
12-30-2003, 09:44 PM
I'm glad your sig is broken.


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TooCute
12-30-2003, 09:46 PM
Wasn't the Oracle the 2 stone figures with wings that shot lasers out of their eyes in Neverending story? Who'd want to ask thm anyhing; they don't seem all that nice or helpful.

No, actually they were just one of the gates Atreyu had to get through to get to the Southern Oracle (which in the movie were the blue statues that looked just like the laser shooting ones).

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serVice
12-30-2003, 10:05 PM
No, actually they were just one of the gates Atreyu had to get through to get to the Southern Oracle (which in the movie were the blue statues that looked just like the laser shooting ones).

You're right, sorry, wrong character. Now that i think about it they were pretty helpful to him, so nevermind.

i've got Rembrandt as my right hand and Solo as my pilot.
"Yes! Hurrah for the Revolution! Always! In spite of all! But me, I am no dupe, I have never been a dupe. I cry Hurrah for the Republic the way I would cry Hurrah for Destruction! Hurrah for Expiation! Hurrah for Punishment! Hurrah for Death!".

This message was edited by serVice on 12-31-03 @ 2:35 AM
ChrisTheCop
12-30-2003, 10:27 PM
What? You need a Mask to Snorkel?

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Arienette
12-31-2003, 06:50 AM
i think the most appropriate title would be ask and a bunch of message board losers who know less than you do will answer. except for toocute, 'cause she actually knows stuff.

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The_Oracle
12-31-2003, 07:10 AM
Can't you people just leave me the fuck alone? Buy a friggin' Ouiji Board and figure it out yourself!

Thanks Horde King for dumping this all in my lap.

For future reference? The answer to every one of your questions is 42.

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TooCute
12-31-2003, 09:16 AM
i think the most appropriate title would be ask and a bunch of message board losers who know less than you do will answer. except for toocute, 'cause she actually knows stuff.

Like how to use google. Damn I'm smart!

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JustJon
12-31-2003, 09:48 AM
she's one smart cookie.

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East Side Dave
12-31-2003, 09:52 AM
It'd be funny if this thread was in the Off Topic category! Because then it would be Ask The Oracle thread in the Off Topic forum which would be fucking hilarious!!

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The_Oracle
12-31-2003, 09:57 AM
The Oracle loves East Side Dave. He's a question that even I don't have an answer for.

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TooCute
12-31-2003, 09:59 AM
she's one smart cookie.
NO MORE COOKIES NO NO NO NO NO!

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SatCam
12-31-2003, 10:08 AM
Oracle, do you love me?

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The_Oracle
12-31-2003, 10:11 AM
Oracle, do you love me?

No. I see what you do alone at night. You creep the Oracle out. Cabbage Patch kids should not be used in such a degrading manner.

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SatCam
12-31-2003, 10:14 AM
Now if you really see me, you could tell me which hole I'm inserting them into.

huh?




HUH?




HUH?

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The_Oracle
12-31-2003, 10:17 AM
Now if you really see me, you could tell me which hole I'm inserting them into.

A trick question. You fashioned a new hole yourself. It is located in the doll's ear. You poked a hole in the doll's head using a standard Phillips head screw driver.

You sick little monkey.

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SatCam
12-31-2003, 10:21 AM
Now you're insulting my weiner size, eh?


I bet you don't have any sexual organ, you sex deprived monkey.

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The_Oracle
12-31-2003, 10:24 AM
Now you're insulting my weiner size, eh?

Not at all. I know that you poked the doll 32 times to enlarge the ear hole sufficiently.

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SatCam
12-31-2003, 10:27 AM
ok thank you.


and I guess you're not a sex deprived monkey







OR ARE YOU?

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12-31-2003, 10:31 AM
That would be me.

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TheMojoPin
12-31-2003, 12:37 PM
There can't be ear-fucking in a thread without Alkey.

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sr71blackbird
12-31-2003, 02:02 PM
Oracle, what is this green thing I found in the back of my refrigerator?

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The_Oracle
12-31-2003, 02:21 PM
Oracle, what is this green thing I found in the back of my refrigerator?


I don't know. A box of baking soda wouldn't hurt though. It smells like DJEvelEd's crawlspace in there.

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