If you're a guy

[serVice]

This came up in a conversation year ago, and over the years its come into my mind once in a while, and recently i've been thinking about it a bit.
If you were a chick, what would your sexual standing be? Obviously this is a question that is posed towards the males out here. But really i've never been able to decide, when it wa brought up somany years ago, the gu said that if he was a chick he would just be fully slutty, just banging guys left and right. i've never been able to decide, i mean i don't think i really like the idea of all kinds of random dudes just on to of me, pounding it in.
So, if you were a chick, would you be slutty, prude, just average, etc..
i couldn't come up with any different words to convey the different standing, hence the slutty, prude, usage.


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[keithy_19]

Um...Is there an inbetween? If not, I guess I'd be...prude.




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But as it turns out it was all a lie
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[serVice]

just average

But i think i like the idea better if you have to choose the extremes.


See, now why would you be that. Maybe i should have asked for the reason before, sorry.

i've got Rembrandt as my right hand and Solo as my pilot.
"Yes! Hurrah for the Revolution! Always! In spite of all! But me, I am no dupe, I have never been a dupe. I cry Hurrah for the Republic the way I would cry Hurrah for Destruction! Hurrah for Expiation! Hurrah for Punishment! Hurrah for Death!".

[mikeyboy]

I'm confused. Why do you want to bang a guy?


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[serVice]

No, no no, its like this: it a question posed to guys:
If you were a chick, what would you're sexual standing be?

i've got Rembrandt as my right hand and Solo as my pilot.
"Yes! Hurrah for the Revolution! Always! In spite of all! But me, I am no dupe, I have never been a dupe. I cry Hurrah for the Republic the way I would cry Hurrah for Destruction! Hurrah for Expiation! Hurrah for Punishment! Hurrah for Death!".

[ChrisTheCop]

I would be a lesbian go-go dancer. They seem to have the life.

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[Jack_Doff]

Sexual standing?


I think I would rather do it laying down. Standing during seems tiring and also maybe a little dangerous.

Otherwise, I'd be a huge whore. Screw you for judging me!!!!!

[DJEvelEd]

If I was a girl, I'd work in a man's prison so I'd have an endless supply of hot horny cock. I'd find the biggest black guys with the biggest boners and I'd put:
the fattest cock in my vagina,
the longest cock in my ass,
the cleanest cock in my mouth,
one in each hand,
and one smacking me in the face with jizz on it.

I'd make the men so happy 'cause I'm such a fucking little slut.

I'd even let the real kinky guys cover me with urine & F’CEST

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[The_Oracle]

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[walking joint]

i'd be a slutty lesbian that loves to masturbate

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[Iamnotatool]

I'd be EvilEd's girlfriend so I can get all his AIDS.

Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[East Side Dave]

I'd like to be a chick except for the gynocologist appointments because I just don't want Doctor Franklyn to make me change into a lingerie/girl scout outfit anymore when I merely have a cough.

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[DJEvelEd]

I just don't want Doctor Franklyn to make me change into a lingerie/girl scout outfit anymore when I merely have a cough.

But it's not fair for you to be fully dressed while Doctor Franklyn has on that nice thong & teddy. Just put your fingers over your nips if you're shy.

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This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 12-31-03 @ 12:58 PM

[East Side Dave]

Just put your fingers over your nips if you're shy.



I tried that, Ed, but then my third nipple above my eye-lid shows.....*sigh*......I only have two hands, Ed!!!!! Two!!!

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[DJEvelEd]

I'd be EvilEd's girlfriend so I can get all his AIDS.

Be prepared to have to do stuff to me at ALL my smelly and inconvienant times:
*I love blowjobs on the toilet bowl(Blumpkins).
*Lick my brown rim even after no shower and eating onions.
*Instead of holding hands & kissing you to ward off other men, I want your face dripping with glaze at all times in public.

PM me and I'll go in half on your sex change.

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[newport king]

if i were a chick for a day i'd videotape me playing with myself, so that way when i change back i can play with myself while watching me play with myself. does that even make sense?? who asked this question?! yeah go bang a guy, homo.

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[Def Dave in SC]

if i were a chick for a day i'd videotape me playing with myself, so that way when i change back i can play with myself while watching me play with myself.


Just read this again, to let it sink in.

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[SatCam]

I'd find the biggest black guys with the biggest boners and I'd put:
the fattest cock in my vagina,
the longest cock in my ass,
the cleanest cock in my mouth,
one in each hand,
and one smacking me in the face with jizz on it.

ISOLATE IT!!!!!

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[DJEvelEd]

I'd find the biggest black guys with the biggest boners and I'd put:
the fattest cock in my vagina,
the longest cock in my ass,
the cleanest cock in my mouth,
one in each hand,
and one smacking me in the face with jizz on it.
ISOLATE IT!!!!!

Hey that was out of context!

It was a slip of the tongue dammit!



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This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 1-1-04 @ 10:19 PM

[DeltaPin]

I'd be a lesbian, because guys are assholes.

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[high fly]

What the fuck are you talking about?

" and they ask me why I drink"

[YoungJersey]

you know i've had this same conversation with my friends a while a go and we all decided we'd be HUGE whores and strippers too

Who Shot who in the what now?

[Johnathan H Christ]

yeah.. id have to be an uberslutty lesbian. cause men are disgusting, and everyone loves the velvety smoothness of a snatch. of course my twat would be pretty useless from the multitude of things i would experiment with stuffing in it.

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[DJEvelEd]

Price list for Evel Edna the horny hooker:

Blowjob including spraying my face with sperm: $50

Cupping your balls: $10 extra

Sex with my vagina: $100

Put me on the rotisseree: $300

Sucking toes: $150

Sucking diseased toes w/ fungus: $250

Purple Nurple: $50

Prison rape fantasy (includes bleeding rectum): $350

Dirty Sanchez: $400

Reverse felch: $400 (sucking sperm out of your penis and spitting it in your ass)


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[saveopieanthony.net]

$50 seems like a bargin. any ladies interested lol

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[billyio]

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[monsterone]

wow, ed pushed the envelop on this thread. a scary amount of thought went into his posts. plus, fluffs sig doesn't help in the least.

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