Any good zit crushing stories?

[Johnny Fontane]

I remember once when I was in high school my nose was red and it didn't really look like a zit but it hurt and I knew that something had to be done about it. So I tried crushing it but nothing happened. Nonetheless, I made a commitment: this thing WILL be crushed. So I squeezed with all my might and I swear I can remember feeling like my heart stopped. And a rainbow of fluids hit the mirror. Damn I wish I had a videotape of that.

Do you have any similar stories that you would like to share?

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This message was edited by Johnny Fontane on 12-31-03 @ 12:52 PM

[walking joint]

that story brought tears to my eyes. the relief of popping a painful zit is under appreciated.

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[StupidGirlllll]

Ill this is gross

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[grlNIN]

I had one on the side of my nose once, not side but inbetween the cleft of the nose and the skin. Anyway, it wasn't red or anything just like a ful circle and it didnt go away for a couple of days so i squeezed it really hard and heard it pop. It felt like me and this thing were at war and i had won. I think i did a victory lap around the house.

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[fluffernutter]

I had the same nose one and I really enjoy the lump that is the blackhead and you squeeze it and get about a good inch of a stream of yelowish pus and it is all hard but the kicker was this....

Anyone who has had the misfortune of meeting me has seen the large earrings I have on my lobes. I am not sure if they are to blame but behind my right er lobe (and left one sometimes too) I will get a tiny pimple and it will squeeze and that will be all. Well I got this one that wouldn't go away. It became really large and hurt a bit and I just kind of let it go.

Well one day I was heading down to school and went behind my ear and there it was and if felt like it could pop. I just made a routine stop at a redlight and squeezed the thing as hard as I could.

It POPPED!

LOUD!

Next thing I knew I had felt some of the warm gooey goodness hit my shoulder and I looked in the mirror and freaked because my thumb was a nice shade of green. It was dripping too. I had managed to squish a geyser behind my ear and it had just fucking exploded. I had to pull over and get the napkins, thinking I had really hurt myself all the while, and I wiped the pus off of my neck and my shoulder and my thumb.

It kind of reminded me of this poster I got in MAD a few years back. Thanks to the Totally MAD CD-ROM set.

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[DJEvelEd]

I squeezed a 3 inch long "string" out once. It was hardened and it seemed to go on forever. What a relief that was!
I also get ass zits after Days of Diarrea.
(They're hard to get though)

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Now THAT"S art!

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[sr71blackbird]

I had this black head by my inner ear once, and I had it for over a year, and people would say stuff to me about it (in high school) so I had my sister help me one day. I got a cup of really hot water and some gause and kept touching the hot water soaked gause to it and she kept squeezing and eventually my ear gave birth to this nodual the size of a small pea. God it felt good! Ive had explosive ones too, the ones you hear! Did you ever get this yellow thing that you cough up, like a kernel that comes from somewhere in your throat? Nasty.

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[DJEvelEd]

Did you ever get this yellow thing that you cough up, like a kernel that comes from somewhere in your throat? Nasty.

I've been getting those things for years. They stick to the back of the throat and are SUPER hard to dislodge. Is it snot? Is it pus? What the fuck is that?

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I once popped a zit in Reno just to watch it bleed.

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[TheMojoPin]

I just found it amusing that this came up if you Google image search "zit".

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In the first image with the X, it seems the person AFTER the urinator will get Ass-Zits.

In the second image, the urinator may get zits on the head of his Penis.

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