Britney Married

[MizzleTizzle]

Beat THAT!

[JohnnyCash]

What happened?

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[McNabbShouldDie]

Linkage from Drudge Report (http://www.reviewjournal.com/index.html)

It says they were married at 5am, probably hammered.

This aint lasting long.

Boy, I hope I'm thinking of the same Britney Mizzle's talking about.

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[JohnnyCash]

Its probably bullshit.
But at least you beat Wadd to it. Good job Mizzle!

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[Fallon]

AP Yahoo! has picked it up. (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=495&e=1&u=/ap/20040104/ap_en_mu/britney_spears_wedding)

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[Gringo Star]

No time for a pre-nup. Jason Allen Alexander is gonna be a rich man.

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[Yerdaddy]

Holy fuck! She married George Kastanza!

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TEAR THE BITCH APART!

[TheGameHHH]

i hate britney spears, but i think that her getting wasted and marrying somebody in vegas kicks ass........thats the way to do shit

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[The_Fat_Mole]

Omg Jason Alexander Married britney spears!!!That Seinfeld gravy train never stops

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[Reephdweller]

already a thread ( http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/forum/80/topic/35657/page/Britney_Married.htm)

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[KERMIT]

Nice Job Mizzle. GREAT JOB GEORGE KASTANZA

OH Boy Is He Happy.

[The_Fat_Mole]

Is he ever

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[Katylina]

I wonder if it was consumated.

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[serVice]

After 6 weeks on the charts and her new album was #13 (now 10), and no singles of hers in the top 50, what else is there to do. Get them married and then stage a big annullment. Its all free press.
What kind of things do you think will hapen to her in march when her tour starts?

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[MizzleTizzle]

Nice Job Mizzle.


Thanks, but it actually shows that Nerdy Nerdlington was sitting in front of a computer listening for news on whether the Mars Lander landed on a saturday night instead of banging board members and cocktail waitresses two at a time.


Hey, it landed. Now, about the banging...

[PanterA]

maybe next time you should start the thread with a little more info then..."beat that"

So, does this mean Britney is coming out with a new album?

If it's not a publicity you know they were both completely wasted, so this has me wondering....How long before we get a Britney sex video?

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[sr71blackbird]

The bride wore jeans and baseball cap, according to People.com, and had a hotel bellman walk her down the aisle.



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[Spank Daddy]

Well, it seems Britney like to get hammered, screw around alot and do implusive things like getting married in Vegas. I guess she's into the "any publicity is good publicity" thing, since her career seems to be heading into the toilet ( like her head after every drinking session ).







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[furie]

Maybe she needed the publicity.


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[The_Fat_Mole]

I noticed Britney Spears was losing it from her Jimmy Kimmel show appearance. She seemed kinda nervous to be on television for someone who is infront of people all the time.

Also Britney is a bit of a racist. When Jimmy made a joke about DL Hugley (who was the guest-host) hooking up with her she got mad and disgusted. Well I can't really blame her she is from the south.

But come on dl hugley is much better looking then George Kastanza

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[Zipgun]

Hmmm....

Haven't seen Tom Poo around much.

Maybe he's been in Vegas.

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[The_Fat_Mole]

Ive been searching the web all day and I finaly found a picture of the post-wedding celebration

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[Spank Daddy]

Ive been searching the web all day and I finaly found a picture of the post-wedding celebration

Did you find the picture of her projectile vomiting on the wedding cake ?? I'm pretty sure I heard that happened, since it's become a habit of hers lately......

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[high fly]

MARRIED?

Hell, I was thinking about fucking her...





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Beat THAT!



I just did! :eg:

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[samnyc]

Maybe Alexander will finally get that KFC deal back.

[high fly]

MARRIED?

Hell, I was thinking about fucking her...







Tut tut.
Her loss.




" and they ask me why I drink"

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Smoking, found drunk in public, wedding in Las Vegas, damn wer'e sure to find her in a sex video sometime really soon and then what's next? Cops find her with tracks on both arms, a wild collection of bongs and top-shelf booze in her hotel room, me with my *d* up her azzzzzzzzzzz.

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[mikeyboy]

she got it annulled. (http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20040105/ap_on_en_mu/britney_spears_wedding_38)

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[A.J.]

Another publicity stunt.

That Playboy spread is getting closer.

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[monsterone]

she got it annulled. (http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20040105/ap_on_en_mu/britney_spears_wedding_38)

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that was a close call. atleast i still have a shot.






That Playboy spread is getting closer.


and a year after that, it's "the next one's off the d-, honey"





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[Katylina]

The bride wore a baseball cap and torn jeans down the aisle and was escorted by a Palms limousine driver, the source told the AP.


What happened to the hotel bellman?

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He's nappin' in the desert next to Nicky Santoro.

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[high fly]

MARRIED?

Hell, I was thinking about fucking her...







Tut tut.
Her loss.






The signed annulment will be filed when the courts open Monday morning

Well that just doesn't make it automatically ok.
I'm still pissed and it's going to take not just an apology to me, but a substantial expression of remorse.

Then I'll fuck her.
Maybe.

" and they ask me why I drink"




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[JustJon]

Ive been searching the web all day and I finaly found a picture of the post-wedding celebration

Did you find the picture of her projectile vomiting on the wedding cake ?? I'm pretty sure I heard that happened, since it's become a habit of hers lately......
They claim that it was a "lookalike" that is part of her entourage that was vomiting.

Also heard on the radio she spent new year's eve with Paris Hilton. Now there's the video <B>I</B> want to see!

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Also heard on the radio she spent new year's eve with Paris Hilton. Now there's the video <B>I</B> want to see![quote]

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maybe she picked him because he did win a contest

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[jamesdiggy]

Britney got married at the same chapel where Triple H wed Stephanie, then she pulled a swerve, maybe Vince McMahon is her career counselor.

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[East Side Dave]

Britney Spears would make a cute puppet...

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Liesure Suit Larry got married in that chapel and the girl wind up tying him up in the honeymoon suite. but luckily he got the knife from the bum whom he gave the wine from the liquor store where he bought the condoms so he could make it with the chick above the bar after putting on the porn channel so the bouncer would leave the stairs. once he cut the ropes he went back to the bar and back up the stairs to the fire escape where he swung to the other window ledge to get the spanish fly to give the girl who took it to her boyfriend as she left her station so Larry could push the button to the penthouse suite where he mistakingly punctures the love doll in the dark closet which flies out the patio door to the hottub where the girl of his dreams is waiting and then the fireworks begin...

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[Doctor Manhattan]

Am I the only one who thought it sounded normal at first? She married a childhood boyfriend? That sounds like a real marrage, unlike most Showbiz hookups.

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[JustJon]

Britney got married at the same chapel where Triple H wed Stephanie, then she pulled a swerve, maybe Vince McMahon is her career counselor.
She had a drive-thru wedding?

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[Furtherman]

On CNN yesterday one of their shows asked the question "Will this ruin Britney's reputation?" and they had a guest speaker to discuss the answer. It was none other than Lizzie Grubman.

CNN, you suck.



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you know why britney is everywhere? because every guy has jerked it to her. every time they see her they think of jerking again..and watch

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[hyperspace]

so i guess her favorite fruit is now cantalope???