A coonhound has been sniffing out my hole

[The_Fat_Mole]

I went out for some mushrooms and leafs cause I just woke up from hybernation and was really hungry. All of a sudden this big brown coonhound runs at me. I barely escaped with my life.

Now I can't leave my hole cause that coonhound is sitting up there just waiting for me to come out.

What should I do?

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call NJDeath_Metal_Moe


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[stickyfingers]

I don't know about you but I love this character

Bravo.

Still.

Laughing.




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jrich is quite a guy

[high fly]

Get on your cell phone and get Katylina over there with that sword of hers...

" and they ask me why I drink"

[MizzleTizzle]

What should I do?


Not post about it?? ;)

[TheMojoPin]

Is it TooCute's uncle's dog?

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[stickyfingers]

oh come on...this is the best board character since you know who...he stays in character and makes me laugh

I suggest you tunnel a 2nd hole at least 50 feet away from your original hole...gives you some running room....oh and forrage as much as you can



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[The_Fat_Mole]

mister Imus does cha'acters

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[East Side Dave]

No! No! Don't dig another hole! Simply create a barrier between you and the hound with some sticks you can find at the bed of the nearby pond (that's where the best sticks are). If that doesn't work use your choppers (teeth) to bite him. Moles have very powerful bites. I suggest you go for his tail or his dog penis.

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[TheMojoPin]

I dunno, my heart still belongs to Nipsy.

He and Mole might have to wrassle for our love.

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[Katylina]

Are you sure it wasn't a cur???

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[TheMojoPin]

Careful now.

I hear the hound has an undercover partner.

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[mikeyboy]

That's not a coonhound.

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[The_Fat_Mole]

I could see how you would mistake Bill Murray for a coonhound but I know it was a coonhound cause it didn't have any annoying brothers ridding on it's back

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[TheMojoPin]

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"Then you don't stand a chance, Mr. Chief Justice, you have a lost cause. All I want is a mole, and you refuse to give it to me. Because as it stands now -- the rodent -- how do you pronounce it -- "mole" -- whatever it is. They will not give it to me, because I want to have me a mole . . . And then I want to leave this world. With a mole."

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This message was edited by TheMojoPin on 1-4-04 @ 3:42 PM

[East Side Dave]

Jack Ruby rules! I wonder what would have happened if he hadn't shot Oswald. I mean at the trial and all. I picture Oswald's trial going like "Cop Rocks" where Oswlad would sing and stuff.

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[Iamnotatool]

Is it TooCute's uncle's dog?



Maybe its TooCute?

Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[FUNKMAN]

when he sticks his shotgun in your hole bend it out the other hole behind him and shoot him in his ass...


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[high fly]

when he sticks his shotgun in your hole bend it out the other hole behind him and shoot him in his ass...




Brilliant, Funkman, brilliant!

" and they ask me why I drink"

[FUNKMAN]

Brilliant, Funkman, brilliant!


love to take the credit but Bugs showed me that one...

if that don't work he can just stab the coon in the eye with a pointy stick...

they hate when that happens...

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This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 1-4-04 @ 4:41 PM

[TheMojoPin]

FUNKMAN, I must disagree.

Clearly, his best option is to disguise himself as a female coonhound and use his powers of seduction to make his escape.

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[The_Fat_Mole]

I was thinking of putting a bunch of dinamite together and shape it like a cooked chicken. Then I would set up a restaurant and when the coonhound sits down to eat what he thinks is a delicious chicken, BAM!!!

[FUNKMAN]

you win!


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This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 1-4-04 @ 5:07 PM

[high fly]

They got these cool-o kits you can order from Acme, like rocket powered roller skates...

" and they ask me why I drink"

[DJEvelEd]

I suggest you go for his tail or his dog penis.

In case of no biteable dog penis, pack some sand in the dog's vagina.






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[FUNKMAN]

i still say the 'dyamite' is a good idea...

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[stickyfingers]

when he sticks his shotgun in your hole bend it out the other hole behind him and shoot him in his ass...


in case of no 2nd hole one should simply put ones finger on the end of the barrel causing the gun to backfire in shooters face



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[mikeyboy]

Also effective is to split the two barrels and bend them so they point behind him. Then he'll fire and shoot backwards.

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[Iamnotatool]

C'mon, just say "Meep meep" and high tail it the fuck outta Dodge.

Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[FUNKMAN]

you can psyche him out with the o'l

mole: coon season
coon: mole season
mole: mole season
coon: coon season

BLAM! but you may have to call Elmer first...

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[Iamnotatool]

Be sure to speak with a lisp, it'll throw off the coon. It's hard to lisp in ebonics.

Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[FUNKMAN]

say these words:

Hokus CaDabra and Abra CaPokus

"i'm a bat" / one of my favorite lines ever

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This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 1-4-04 @ 6:31 PM

[TooCute]

Is it TooCute's uncle's dog?

He's got curs, you stupid gay robot.

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[TheMojoPin]

Silence, before I delete you from the program.

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[reeshy]

Is that the new response now..."SILENCE"?????????

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[FUNKMAN]

SHHHHHHHH!

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[mikeyboy]

Is that the new response now..."SILENCE"?????????


It's the new gay hello.

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[ADF]

Clearly, what you need to do is grab paper bag and inflate it. Grab a bottle of ketchup, pop the bag, and then splash the ketchup around and make groaning noises. The coonhound will start to regret his hatred for you and have second thoughts. Now dress up as an angel and rise out of your hole. When the coonhound starts weeping, whack him with a mallet.

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This message was edited by ADF on 12-20-03 @ 10:48 PM

[sr71blackbird]

SILENCE you clattering clump of colliginous junk!

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