And The Womb Goes Boom!

[Recyclerz]

Pop goes the Coochie?


That Wacky NY Post (http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/4929.htm)

I don't know if this is a goof story, the terrorists are playing us or whether this is a real "threat", but whoever thought this up (real or not) has some major issues with women...


Saaay, we better check Fezzie's phone records over the vacation. ;)



[b]Sig-less in Gaza[b]

[Melrapuo]

That's just...weird. Maybe they're gonna have to do regular cavity searches at airports.

If you think about it, it would be extremely awkward if you found THAT in some lady's V. Definitely a bar story though.

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Somebody please help me with touching up my sigs so they don't look like shit.

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This message was edited by Melrapuo on 1-5-04 @ 11:06 PM

[Heather 8]

You know, when I woke up at 5:30 this morning, I turned on CNN, only to see the words "Female Bomber Planned to Put Explosives in Her Vagina." Then, the rest of the day, not another word about it. I thought I had to still be dreaming, because it just sounded completely ridiculous (and because I couldn't convince myself that I actually saw the word vagina on the news crawl).

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This message was edited by Peachy on 1-5-04 @ 11:34 PM

[Snoogans]

5:30 in the morning goddamn thats crazyness

i dont even go to sleep til 4 am

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http://www.snoogans.50megs.com/
Thanks Fluff
The BCS is a fuckin crock of shit
The Heisman voters have about as much knowledge of things as dexter manly had ability to read
Snoogans 1, Monitor 0

[BoondockSaint]

hmm...Now that's a Baby Boomer!

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Thanks to monsterone for the sig!

[FUNKMAN]

i was thinking about getting a 'crotch rocket' , but now i'll pass...

yeah i know, corny...

i wonder if they have to fart to ignite it...

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[Snoogans]

i tried to go down on this bitch but it was foul like nitroglycerin

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http://www.snoogans.50megs.com/
Thanks Fluff
The BCS is a fuckin crock of shit
The Heisman voters have about as much knowledge of things as dexter manly had ability to read
Snoogans 1, Monitor 0

[DJEvelEd]

C4 in the whore's C?

Stanky Dirty Bomb

ADF Presents:
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"If It Don't Say F’CEST It Don't Say Shit"

[DJEvelEd]

Meanwhile in Afghanistan, after packing a vagina with explosives:

Pinoid: "And we shall call her "The Enola Uterus"

Accchhhhmed: "Allah Akbar! Allah Achhhhhh Tui!

ADF Presents:
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"If It Don't Say F’CEST It Don't Say Shit"

[FUNKMAN]

i hear they can come with batteries or butt plug...

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[high fly]

I was getting naked with my last girlfriend when I saw a fuse protruding from her vagina, whereupon I sprang into action and knocked her ass out.
Imagine my surprise when it was only a tampon.

I was certain I was going to get a good citizen award at some cool-o Rose Garden ceremony, but instead I got 30 days in the county lockup, community service and probation.

Try to be a patriot and look what happens!

" and they ask me why I drink"




This message was edited by high fly on 1-6-04 @ 4:49 PM