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Justice4all
01-07-2004, 10:52 AM
SUNSET HILLS, Mo. - A man who disrupted services at a suburban St. Louis church Sunday after claiming he was Jesus later drove a car into the building's lobby doors, witnesses and police said. No one was injured.

Life Christian Center pastor Rick Shelton told St. Louis' KSDK-TV that a man walked into the church during the morning service and claimed he was Jesus before being led out by ushers. As ushers waited for police, Shelton said, the man got into his car and drove into the church's front doors.

Police said in a statement that the crash occurred after the man was denied access to the pastor.



Well no one will forget the day they were in church and Jesus came a-knockin'!
I wonder if the company that made the car (Ford or Chevy or whoever) could use this in a commercial???
They could say "Buy Ford...because it is endorsed by the Almighty himself!"


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EQ
01-07-2004, 11:11 AM
Mary Magdelene and I car-pool together.

monsterone
01-07-2004, 11:21 AM
he was driving a dodge. i over heard some people,

"is that a hymie?"
"no, it's the king of the jews."



zing.


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IrishAlkey
01-07-2004, 12:06 PM
I wonder if he honked.

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furie
01-07-2004, 12:23 PM
he was driving a dodge. i over heard some people,

"is that a hymie?"
"no, it's the king of the jews."



LOL!

Well now we know the answers to what would jesus do, and what would jesus drive...


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FMJeff
01-07-2004, 12:29 PM
I smell comedy pyramid...

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high fly
01-07-2004, 03:02 PM
Maybe he just didn't like the songs.

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EQ
01-07-2004, 03:21 PM
[quote] and claimed he was Jesus before being led out
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Maybe he was looking for the Drive-thru..

Jesus can't even get Fries and a Milkshake?

gypsy
01-07-2004, 03:25 PM
What would Jesus Drive? All right, a domestic.

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A.J.
01-07-2004, 03:27 PM
You'd think He'd have a reseved spot at His own house.

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SatCam
01-07-2004, 03:36 PM
Jesus Christ!!!

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pennington
01-07-2004, 08:32 PM
Too bad he didn't think he was Moses. Then he could have parted the doors...

monsterone
01-07-2004, 08:35 PM
i drank with the guy behind the church before. he said he could turn anti-freeze into wine. we got drunk as shit, but it still tasted like anti-freeze.

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FUNKMAN
01-07-2004, 08:44 PM
heard he was going real fast, he must've been 'nailing it'...

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IrishAlkey
01-07-2004, 08:54 PM
You give a man a car, he'll drive into a church.

You teach a man to drive, he'll... well, he'll drive into a fuckin' church.

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FUNKMAN
01-07-2004, 09:59 PM
witnesses said it was strange cause he was 'hanging around'...

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IrishAlkey
01-07-2004, 10:19 PM
Funk, you're lucky I don't have a gong right now.

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FUNKMAN
01-08-2004, 07:05 AM
we should forgive this man, he probably had a tough life. but then again, we all have our 'crosses to bear'...

what do youu think Alkey
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A.J.
01-08-2004, 07:11 AM
He'll be "crucified" by legal fees.

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TomPoo
01-08-2004, 08:08 AM
he was driving a dodge.


in a related story.... Dodge has announced plans for a new line of automobiles

"The Savior" will be availbable in 2005







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high fly
01-08-2004, 08:48 AM
"Hey, how'd that car get in the nave?"

"It took a left at the apse."






Hahahahahahaha! I got a million of -em!





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FUNKMAN
01-08-2004, 10:02 AM
they said there may have been kids in the area but their waiting for 'confirmation'...

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