Animal Face-Off

[Furtherman]

We've all discussed situations like this: What would win in these battles: Cougar vs. Panther, Monkey vs. Kangaroo, Shark vs. Crocodile....

Well, Discovery channel is coming out with a show called "Animal Face-Off".

Here is a discription:

Discovery's upcoming series "Animal Face-Off," which seeks to educate viewers about the sheer power and physical abilities of some of the strongest and most dangerous creatures on earth, such as lions, sharks and crocodiles. Each installment will feature impressive mechanized models of these animals ferociously biting, clawing and destroying things. Each episode will end with a computer generated violent showdown between two animals who would likely never encounter each other in the real world due to differences in habitat, climate or geography. In other words, a shark will be shown ripping into a crocodile in order to illustrate who is the mightiest of the mighty.


Sounds like a winner!

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[FUNKMAN]

Each episode will end with a computer generated violent showdown between two animals


sounds like they're ripping off our board here...

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[East Side Dave]

They've been ripping me off for years, Funk.**







**the "they" author is referring to is the producers of Card Sharks and The Match Game and author is currently drunk.

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[TomPoo]

I would love to see a simulated monkey vs. kangaroo... my money is on the chimp

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[East Side Dave]

I'll take some of that action! You apparently forgot, Tom, that kangaroos have pouches that they can hide brass knuckles in!

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[Furtherman]

And while mommy kangaroo is punching the face, baby kangaroo is punching the gut. It's a double threat!!

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[monsterone]

ah, i'll wait until they'll have robot animals fighting. and of course they would all listen to me b/c i'm their leader ::slurp::

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[high fly]

25 foot shark vs. 25 foot crocodile.

I'm going with the croc.




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[East Side Dave]

That's tough but I'll go with the shark 'cause he can swim faster than croc but on land croc would win 'cause sharks- and this is to the best of my knowledge- do not have legs.

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[high fly]

It's got to be a fair fight. I'd put them in a swimming pool.
Steve Irwin of baby dangling fame, went with the croc because of it's thick armor-like hide, among other reasons.

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[East Side Dave]

Now does the swimming pool have one of those cool, floating basketball hoops, HighFly? 'Cause then I'd go with croc.

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[high fly]

Natch.
And rafts with drink holders...

" and they ask me why I drink"

[East Side Dave]

Then definitely croc. And to show I mean business I'll put the little exclamation point for the topic icon....there!

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[monsterone]

so if they played to 11 in pool b-ball, now there is a match. i'm sure the croc had some sick offense, but the shark would put up a fight with some good d in the paint. i don't know about this one.

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[high fly]

With that tail, I think the croc could back him right in and dunk...

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Patches]

That sounds like the coolest fucking show. Ever.

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[The_Fat_Mole]

I wana see a mole take a rat. I bet I can take a rat, those dirty sewer poop eaters.

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[East Side Dave]

Oh, a rat would fuck you up, Moley! I know! I seen it!

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[The_Fat_Mole]

That sounds like a bet

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[high fly]

That sounds like the coolest fucking show. Ever.


Maybe they could film it in Russia or somewhere the PETA people can't get in...


I've heard a go-rilla is pretty tough. What would be a good match?

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[East Side Dave]

sounds like a bet
Well, Moley, it's nothing personal; it's just that if rats could take Crispin GLover, then rats could take anybody!

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[East Side Dave]

[quote]I heard a go-rilla is pretty tough. What would be a good match?[quote]

Oh, to fight a gorilla you need somthing unconventional like a swan or rabbit.

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[high fly]

[quote]I heard a go-rilla is pretty tough. What would be a good match?[quote]

Oh, to fight a gorilla you need somthing unconventional like a swan or rabbit.


Yeah, at first I was thinking bear, then a giant kangaroo, now I'm leaning toward komodo dragon...

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Patches]

How about a highly trained army of 25 monkeys armed with knives VS. an elephant?

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[curtoid]

25 foot shark vs. 25 foot crocodile.

Wasn't that an old, old, old Sports Junkies bit??

[KOP]

[high fly]

Pit bulls vs. hyenas.


(I want to see some pit bulls get they ass whipped)




And a mule vs. a donkey would be kinda stoopid, wouldn't it?



Man, the Romans used to do this shit and it would play to a packed house every time!
I wonder if any of their records or play-by-play accounts survive.


" and they ask me why I drink"





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[JPMNICK]

Pit bulls vs. hyenas.


(I want to see some pit bulls get they ass whipped)






if it was one on one, Pit bull would whip its ass. A pack of hyena's working together could take one, or maybe more pitbulls not problem.

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[high fly]

Ok, how about a pit bull and a Tasmanian devil?

Or a wolverine?



No wait, pit bull vs. a puma!


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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

On a smaller scale:

A ferret vs. a cat?

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[Tall_James]

On a smaller scale

Guinea Pig vs. French Hen?


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[JPMNICK]

Ok, how about a pit bull and a Tasmanian devil?

Or a wolverine?



No wait, pit bull vs. a puma!




Pitbull vs. Wolverine would be an AWESOME fight. I hope they make that a show. I would prolly put my money on the wolverine.

And a cat would kill a ferret. I have seen it happen at my girlfriends house. Nasty, smelly bloddy day. That cat was the devil re-incarnated.



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[Freebird]

Each installment will feature impressive mechanized models of these animals ferociously biting, clawing and destroying things.



ah, i'll wait until they'll have robot animals fighting. and of course they would all listen to me b/c i'm their leader ::slurp::


monsterone...Funniest quote of the day. You beat me to it!:)

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[JPMNICK]

Do you think they will build full size versions of the animals or smallerize them?

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[FUNKMAN]

On a smaller scale:


i'd like to see the amoeba vs spirogyra...

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[The_Fat_Mole]

Pit bulls vs. hyenas.


(I want to see some pit bulls get they ass whipped)






if it was one on one, Pit bull would whip its ass. A pack of hyena's working together could take one, or maybe more pitbulls not problem.

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No way can a pit bull take a hyena. Pit bulls are slow and small. The hyena could just run around the pit bull and keep bitting it on the sides. And the pitbull would get angry at the hyena because it would always be laughing. Once your angry your chances of winning go way down.

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[The_Fat_Mole]

I wana see a hungry Lion vs a hungry tiger

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[JPMNICK]

No way can a pit bull take a hyena. Pit bulls are slow and small. The hyena could just run around the pit bull and keep bitting it on the sides. And the pitbull would get angry at the hyena because it would always be laughing. Once your angry your chances of winning go way down.



What the F do you know, your are a blind and live in the ground.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Guinea Pig vs. French Hen?


French hen. How could something as cute as a guinea pig be deadly?

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[Furtherman]

How could something as cute as a guinea pig be deadly?


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A karate kicking guinea pig!!!

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[monsterone]

What the F do you know, your are a blind and live in the ground.



excellent point. that rat is gonna whup yo fuckin azz

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[Furtherman]

Sasquash vs. Yeti



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[high fly]

No way can a pit bull take a hyena. Pit bulls are slow and small. The hyena could just run around the pit bull and keep bitting it on the sides. And the pitbull would get angry at the hyena because it would always be laughing. Once your angry your chances of winning go way down.



What the F do you know, your are a blind and live in the ground.

I'm leaning toward the hyena because I think the domesticicity would catch up to the pit bull.

DAMN! I'd like to see that, I know a few pit bulls that need to be taken down a peg....

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Furtherman]

<p>Real life animal face off:</p><p>Burmese Python vs. American Alligator!</p><p><img height="337" src="http://ak.imgfarm.com/images/ap/GATOR_PYTHON_.sff_MH103_20051005125226.jpg" width="450" border="0" /></p><p>It's a draw!!!</p><p>MIAMI (AP) - The alligator has some foreign competition at the top of the Everglades food chain, and the results of the struggle are horror-movie messy. </p><p>A 13-foot Burmese python recently burst after it apparently tried to swallow a live, six-foot alligator whole, authorities said. </p><p>The incident has heightened biologists' fears that the nonnative snakes could threaten a host of other animal species in the Everglades. </p><p>&quot;It means nothing in the Everglades is safe from pythons, a top-down predator,&quot; said Frank Mazzotti, a University of Florida wildlife professor.</p><p>The gory evidence of the latest gator-python encounter - the fourth documented in the past three years - was discovered and photographed last week by a helicopter pilot and wildlife researcher. </p><p>The snake was found with the gator's hindquarters protruding from its midsection. Mazzotti said the alligator may have clawed at the python's stomach as the snake tried to digest it. </p><p>In previous incidents, the alligator won or the battle was an apparent draw. </p><p>&quot;There had been some hope that alligators can control Burmese pythons,&quot; Mazzotti said. &quot;This indicates to me it's going to be an even draw. Sometimes alligators are going to win and sometimes the python will win.&quot;</p>

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[JimBeam]

<p>So are they both dead ?</p><p>And if the battles are gonna be 50/50 why would the be concerned about the balance ?</p><p>Thats as balanced as it gets.</p>

I have balls !!!

[Furtherman]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>So are they both dead ?</p><p>Yes.. I didn't post the whole article, but they were both found dead.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I guess the python should have washed it down with some gatorade.&nbsp; <br /></p>

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[JimBeam]

<p>Heeeeeeeeeeeee</p><p>Yeah I guess he bit off more than he could chew.</p>

I have balls !!!

[FUNKMAN]

<p>maybe the python should have slow cooked it first </p><p>in the croc pot</p>

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[Furtherman]

Snake vs. Kangaroo!

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[KingGeno]

squirrel tarantula owns all.

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[Furtherman]

Bump!

Above is the video Fez was watching.