Katie Holmes To Marry Oz

[JimBeam]

Unfortunately, Katie Holmes has decided to marry that jackoff that played Oz in American Pie.

Katie Holmes To Marry Tool (http://entertainment.msn.com/news/article.aspx?news=145115)

I have balls !!!

[Katylina]

Perhaps not, now that Marky Mark is free.

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[TheMojoPin]

Wait...what KIND of "marriage"?

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Just call her "prag".

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2% << December boys got it BAD >> "You might tell some lies about the good times we've had/But I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[SuperClerk]

This Oz?

http://www.accelerator3359.com/Wrestling/pictures/Oz.gif

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[keithy_19]

Super, that guy frightens me.

Formerly...
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[keithy_19]

I read further down. Wahlberg...funny name...and why would you grind with ms. clinton?

Formerly...
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[monsterone]

the New York Post says he found time for a little "bumping and grinding" with Chelsea Clinton on top of a table at a Miami club


call me monica, but i would rather bump n grind with bill. put those teeth away. take her to a football game and put a D next to her head. get it? her teeth are like a white picket fence. get it? d = fence. ahhhh, forget it...

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moe & steels, you are greatly missed... you too horde king

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[The_Fat_Mole]

I just realized something... marky mark is Jewish

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[Arienette]

damn, and i thought this was going to be about a warewolf. that would have been hot.

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[SuperClerk]

Super, that guy frightens me.


If you ever saw him wrestle, you'd be even more frightened.

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[JustJon]

Ari, you and I were thinking of the same Oz.

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[A.J.]

It'll last FOREVER.

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A Skidmark production.

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[saveopieanthony.net]

http://www.j-cinema.net/gossips/katieholmes/010.jpg

another celeb that used to be in my top three...

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"Ronnie...this guy Hank said "I'm going to kill you Fat girl" - Fez
"Really...that means he must know you" - Ron

[Iamnotatool]

Katie Holmes To Marry Tool




Finally! I got the ring last week!






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