GIVE BACK THAT OSCAR!

[curtoid]

In the spirit of the Catwoman thread, with Oscar Winner Halle Berry, I've decided to throw out some people that should turn their statues back in...

Ben Affleck
Helen Hunt
Cuba Gooding Jr.
Whoopi Goldberg
Roberto Benigni
Gwyneth Paltrow

These are just some people who do not deserve that statue, simply based on the shitty decisions and movies they have made afterwards...!

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[Tall_James]

Tatum O'Neal
Marisa Tomei
Mira Sorvino



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[newport king]

Mira Sorvino

cmon she deserved one for romi and michelle's high school reunion

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[SuperClerk]

Ben Affleck


He never won an Oscar as an actor.

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[Freakshow]

You are confused. Phoebie from friends is the one who deserved the oscar for Romy and Michelle.



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Elizabeth Taylor.

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[newport king]

i'd also like to nominate:
Denzel Washington (training day)"man up"
Julia Roberts (erin brokovich)
Jessica Tandy (driving miss daisy)
Cher (moonstruck)
Titanic (best picture)
Dances With Wolves (best picture)


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[newport king]

You are confused. Phoebie from friends is the one who deserved the oscar for Romy and Michelle.

they both do, they invented post-it notes

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[Patches]

Not so fast...

Gwyneth Paltrow

Did a nice job in the Talented Mr. Ripley...

Marisa Tomei...

Excellent in In the Bedroom.

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[Tall_James]

Marisa Tomei...

Excellent in In the Bedroom.

Marisa Tomei...

Takes it In the Can.


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[JohnnyCash]

Cuba Gooding Jr., Ben Affleck and Julia Roberts should all geve them back. And they shouldnt be allowed to make any more films.

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[badorties]

Roberto Benigni


nonsense, he was brilliant in 'Johnny Stecchino,' 'Night On Earth,' 'Down By Law' and 'The Monster'



Cuba Gooding Jr.


really should never be allowed to owrk in the business again, just an awful career

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[SuperClerk]

Jack Palance

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[curtoid]

Roberto Benigni


nonsense, he was brilliant in 'Johnny Stecchino,' 'Night On Earth,' 'Down By Law' and 'The Monster'



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I rest my case.



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[The_Fat_Mole]

You son of a bitch don't you take Halle Berry's oscar!! She is America's sweet heart and you are a f*cking message board rat.

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[East Side Dave]

Katherine Hepburn! She went downhill after she died!

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[The_Fat_Mole]

In the spirit of the Catwoman thread, with Oscar Winner Halle Berry, I've decided to throw out some people that should turn their statues back in...

Ben Affleck
Helen Hunt
Cuba Gooding Jr.
Whoopi Goldberg
Roberto Benigni
Gwyneth Paltrow

These are just some people who do not deserve that statue, simply based on the shitty decisions and movies they have made afterwards...!

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hmmm you wana takeCuba Gooding Jr.' and
Whoopi Goldberg' oscars away? Sound like mabey your a f*cking racist, what do you think


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[MizzleTizzle]

Ben Affleck: 1997. He should give it back just for forgetting to thank Kevin Smith in his speech. He got the movie made, after all. Looking at rest of pack that year; Paul Anderson deserved it for Boogie Nights.


Helen Hunt: Same Year. A fantastic, bravura performance. And the other nominees were weak, notably Winslet for Titanic, and Densch for Mrs. Brown? Never saw it.


Cuba Gooding Jr.: 1996. Agreed. Rest of Pack was; Bill Macy/Fargo; the dude in Shine [edit: not Geoffrey Rush who won for Actor, other guy], Edward Norton/Primal Fear; James Woods/Ghosts of Mississippi. Beats me.


Whoopi Goldberg: 1990. Looking at others: Anette Benning in Grifters; Lorraine Bracco for Goodfellas; Diane Ladd for Wild at Heart; Mary McDonnell in Dances with Wolves. Well; it's obvious to me Dr. Melfi was robbed.


Roberto Benigni: 1998. Too powerful a film, too strong a performance; too risky a role; he couldn't NOT get it, even if he is a little hyperactive toad. Rest of Pack: Hanks/Saving Private Ryan [ouch, now I'm thinking]; Ian McKellen/Gods and Monsters; Nick Nolte/Affliction; Edward Norton/American History X [Double Ouch!!! That was also worthy.]


Gwyneth Paltrow: Same year. Rest of Pack: Cate Blanchett/Elizabeth; Fernanda Monenegro/ Central Station [?]; Meryl Streep/One True Thing; Emily Watson/ Hillary and Jackie. Didn't see a one; but Harvey bought that Best Picture Oscar for Shakespeare in Love. Over Saving Pvt. Ryan AND Life is Beautiful? No way.

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[The_Fat_Mole]

Robert DeNiro: For that sh*ty roll in Goodfellas. What awful movie to

Who ever the losers was that produced The Godfather: Francis Ford Copola or something, The GodFather is one of the worst movies I have ever seen in my life.

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[JimBeam]

The best acting Berry ever did was that nonsense crying she did when she won it in the first place.
Acting like she was Rosa Parks.

I have balls !!!

[The_Fat_Mole]

you don't talk about miss Berry like that you filthy message board rat!

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[MizzleTizzle]

Sound like mabey your a f*cking racist,


His list seems to show people who didn't deserve their Oscars; and many film critics agree. I didn't notice anything about race at all until you mentioned it. No one did, in fact. Until you.

[badorties]

I rest my case.


good point, but then most winners should return their awards .....

pacino for 'gigli,' 's1mone,' and 'any given sunday'

deniro for 'analyze that,' 'showtime,' 'rocky & bullwinkle' and 'the fan'

spacy for 'k-pax' and 'pay it forward'

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[The_Fat_Mole]

Sound like mabey your a f*cking racist,


His list seems to show people who didn't deserve their Oscars; and many film critics agree. I didn't notice anything about race at all until you mentioned it. No one did, in fact. Until you.



You are right MizzleTizzle, I'm sorry. How about me and you go around slap each other on the @ss act like tought guys, what do you say?

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[JimBeam]

Halle Berry's a poor man's Vivica A Fox.

I have balls !!!

[Se7en]

Michael Moore.

For winning an Oscar for a "documentary" that was based largely on fictions and Moore's own unique lies.

Oh, and as much as I like the guy, you know as well as I do that Denzel didn't deserve the Oscar that year - Crowe did.

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[JimBeam]

Even if Denzel did deserve it, it was more for John Q than Training Day.
I dont like sappy movies but he was much better in that one.

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[Arienette]

Julia Roberts (erin brokovich)
giving her that oscar was an insult to actors and movie-watchers alike. truly a travesty.

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[MattyBronx]

Robert DeNiro: For that sh*ty roll in Goodfellas...

Now, now. You may have stepped out of line yourself & insulted him just a little bit.


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[JimBeam]

I always resented Tom Hanks winning Oscars.
I think he won them because he played a gay guy and a tard, both socially concious roles.
I mean as far as talent as an actor he's still the same clown that was in Joe Versus The Volcano and Bossom Buddies.
They might as well have given one to Peter Scolari as well.



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[East Side Dave]

Jessica Tandy


What?!?! Come on, you savage, she's like 800 years old! You can't do that to her!

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[JustJon]

add Forrest Gump to that list.

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[TheMojoPin]

Sean Connery should NOT have won for "The Untouchables". I enjoy the hell out of that movie, but "makeup" Oscars are lame.

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[newport king]

What?!?! Come on, you savage, she's like 800 years old! You can't do that to her!

fuck her.

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[Clark Kent]

I'd agree with the votes for Denzel Washington. He absolutely stole the award for "Training Day" away from Russell Crowe that year. What role did he play? Angry black cop. Wow, what a stretch. For MY next role, I will be playing tall, lanky, white guy. Show me the gold.

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[murfee]

ben affeck and matt damon didn't write good will humpin kevin smith did


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and fez back to nyc damm it

[Tall_James]

Marlee Matlin. I just saw her guesting on an episode of "Blues Clues" for Godsakes!


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Jessica Tandy
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What?!?! Come on, you savage, she's like 800 years old! You can't do that to her!


Dude, she's dead. What she don't know won't hurt her.

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[silera]

Robert DeNiro: For that sh*ty roll in Goodfellas. What awful movie to

Who ever the losers was that produced The Godfather: Francis Ford Copola or something, The GodFather is one of the worst movies I have ever seen in my life.


Anything you say about movies from this point forward is worthless.



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Seriously, everyone knows it was Kristy McNichol's time to shine.

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[RocOutWithYACockOUT]

Anything you say about movies from this point forward is worthless.


My sentiments exactly about Moles comments



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[JimBeam]

I agree that his comments were ridiculous.
But I'm really not that big of a fan of that series.
I mean I watched it, I'll sit through it when its on and nothing else is on, but I dont praise it.
Good for its time, good for its genre, but not one I ever rush to see.
I know that opinion is probably in the minority but I'm sure some agree.


I have balls !!!

[MizzleTizzle]

My sentiments exactly about Moles comments


It's shock posting for laughs. Only problem is: they aren't shocking, and they aren't funny. Oh well, we need the lonely person crying out in shock posts, like any board. Well done, Mole!

[JimBeam]

Not to mention he's starting to repeat some of his " bits ". These from 2 different posts/topics:

Yeah I know right. Listen ozzie10_86 what do you say me and you, we go get some f*cking pies rub each others legs with f*cking oil, act like tough guys. Know what I'm saying. We can go f*cking slap each others @sses all about eat f*cking pies we can be real men for a f*cking change.

You are right MizzleTizzle, I'm sorry. How about me and you go around slap each other on the @ss act like tought guys, what do you say?





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[East Side Dave]

Has Alan Thicke ever won an Oscar? If so, he should give it back naw I changed my mind let him keep it.

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[TheMojoPin]

ben affeck and matt damon didn't write good will humpin kevin smith did

Are you kidding? I defy the man to write a movie that isn't crutched with dick 'n' fart jokes.

I love Smith's movies, but "Hunting" doesn't have his writing "flow." And the upcoming "Jersey Girl" looks like a wreck.

Then again, the trailers for "Clerks", "Mallrats" and "Chasing Amy" were horrendous, yet those are my favorite films by him. So maybe there's hope.

Maybe.

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[JohnnyCash]

I dont think theres any hope for Kevin Smiths new movie. I love his past movies but this ones got the Ben/Jen stink on it.

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[TheMojoPin]

Eh, she's only in it for about 20 minutes.

Affleck just about tanks performance-wise in almost everything else, but he and Smith seem to gel well. And if Smith can get actual workable performances out of a schmuck like Jason Mewes, why not Jennifer Lopez?

And I just watched the trailers to his first three films again last night on one of his DVD's. I love those films to death, but those clips make them each seem HORRIBLE.

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[Whyyouhaddiddat]

Linda Hunt, that dwarf bitch didn't deserve it.

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[curtoid]

Reasons behind my original pics -

Halle Berry - MONSTERS BALL was the only good thing she has done as an actress; it will only encourage no talents like Jennifer Lopez that they can take a break from making the mass appeal movies (like GIGLI, or in Halle's case - X-MEN, which I love) to make serious film. Angela Bassett deserves an award before Halle Berry.

Ben Affleck - The fact that he and Good Will Damon haven't written shit since this film came out is only part of the reason that Oscar needs to go back; he is a HORRIBLE actor, and should not even be allowed to look at an Oscar (any Oscar), much less own one.

Helen Hunt - An all right sit com actress gets an Oscar for a lousy movie. Glenn Close doesn't have an Oscar, but Mike's sister does.

Cuba Gooding Jr. - His Oscar in JERRY MAGUIRE was a make-up Oscar for his performance in BOYZ N THE HOOD, which was great. I don't mind make up Oscars as long as they distinguish themselves afterwards - RADIO, SNOW DOGS, STRAIGHT MAN ON A GAY CRUISE - or whatever...embarrassing.

Whoopi Goldberg - Same as above; she should have won for THE COLOR PURPLE, but because it was her first film, they didn't give it to her - GHOST?! Please...give me a break.

* The only reason I didn't include Robin Williams for his "make up" Oscar in GOOD WILL HUNTING was that it was to make-up for MANY films, going back to WORLD ACCORDING TO GARP and GOOD MORNING VIETNAM. The fact that he hasn't followed it up with anything of substance, however, puts him on the bubble.

Roberto Benigni - He can make all the best movies in the world from here on out, but the fact he made (and directed) PINNOCHIO shows he should give the little naked gold man back now.

Gwyneth Paltrow - Crummy actress from an over rated movie; she MAY redeem herself one day, but I'm not holding my breath. Gloria Swanson never won an Oscar, and yet this ninny has one.

Some last minute additions - I want all actors who have won an Oscar for Directing, for directing their first or second film, if they haven't made more than 3 films to step forward and hand that Oscar in.

Kevin Costner and Mel Gibson have Oscars for directing, yet Martin Scorsese does not - and Coster actually beat Marty in 1991 with DANCES WITH WOLVES over GOODFELLAS!!!

Clint Eastwood should be the only actor allowed to direct - so far he's directed 26 films, and I wouldn't be surprised if he gets his second nomination for MYSTIC RIVER.



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This message was edited by KOP on 1-12-04 @ 9:07 AM

[curtoid]

And the upcoming "Jersey Girl" looks like a wreck. Then again, the trailers for "Clerks", "Mallrats" and "Chasing Amy" were horrendous, yet those are my favorite films by him

2003 has been the year, for me, of shitty trailers that didn't make me want to see a movie, only then to turn around and have the movie be great: BAD SANTA, MASTER AND COMMANDER and SCHOOL OF ROCK all looked like garbage, but they all turned out to be a lot of fun.

It's usually the other way around - great trailer, horrible movie. Stephen Hunter, at the Washington Post, had a theory that the trailer was the true end-product of the movie making business.

LOST IN SPACE comes in mind there - fun trailer, but one of the worst movies ever.


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