Top Ten Things Al Dukes Did Over The Week Off

[PrivatePyle]

10. Rip sleeves off T-shirts for Bon Jovi Fan Club meeting.
9. Rinse off George Foreman Grill for Big Labor Day Bash.
8. Put a Pair of Partially Soiled Wranglers on Bid at E-Bay.
7. Update and send out resumes.
6. Print up "5 PUMPS 4 LIFE" bumper stickers
5. Write letters to local televsion stations urging them to put "STUDS" back on the air.
4. Go to YMCA pool and practice cannonballs
3. Redeem "Chuckie Cheese" price points for large novelty comb
2. Call up Fabulous Sports Babe and ask her "if her refrigerator is running?"
1. Two Words: Spin Art




"Man, you go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch'em in the face, and for what?! For some pimply little puke to treat you like dirt unless you're on a team. Well, I'm better than dirt...well most kinds of dirt. I mean, not that fancy, store-bought dirt. That stuff's loaded with nutrients. I can't compete with that stuff."

[AngelAmy]

well he called me yesterday--not much is going on with him i guess

i have to admit hes alot better off air than on air

I AM ANGEL AMY =)
Big Ass Card Holder #1079
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my very own baby, Danilo, made this sig pic for me...kisses

[IkeaBoy]

Rebooted his hard drive
Cry
Sit for hours staring into space
Go to Great Adventure

"Nothing can kill The Grimace"

[Captain Rooster]

10 - Hang with his geek friends
9 - Buy "Depends" underguards
8 - Stuck pins in his R+F voodoo dolls
7 - Ignored the latest Big Ass card requests
6 - Cried after he read the R+F.net boards
5 - 5 pumped a donkey
4 - Bought a Keane College T-shirt
3 - Kissed his Mommy goodnight
2 - Dreamed of the Cocky and Happy show (aka Opie and Anthony)
1 - Called at least one of the BABIES

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[girl germs]

he called little oolong and asked him if he wanted to be a guest on the show. little oolong declined the offer.

<p><font face="arial">"the first time i saw little weevil he was on the western plain. next time i saw the weevil he was riding a memphis train. he was looking for a home, just looking for a home."</font></p>

[Dan]

Who said Al had the week off?


<font color=red>Read my column on foundrymusic.com, ya hump.</font>

[PanterA]

10. grilled chicken
9. went to six flags with 2 married couples
8. looked in the mirror and said over and over "i'm good enough, i'm smart enough, and gosh darn it people like me."
7. drank A beer and got wasted.
6. Visited BonJovi.com 62 times trying to find out when the next album is coming out.
5. stayed up passed 12am 2 nights in a row
4. talked to a girl on the phone. (yeah she dialed the wrong number but so what)
3. made cupcakes.
2. danced around the house in this underwear to Bruce Springstein records.
1. went shopping with his mommy.

http://members.aol.com/rnfpantera/bathsig1CYA!

This message was edited by PanterA on 9-1-01 @ 6:15 PM

[sunndoggy8]

danced around the house in this underwear to Bruce Springstein records.


Hey I do that! You got a problem with that PanterA?

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