Bush Bashing At Awards Show

[JimBeam]

Awards Show (http://www.drudgereport.com/mattmo3.htm)

Is Margaret Cho still alive ?
I was hoping she had died fat and lonesome years ago. I bet she's still doing the same bit where she talks like her mother in a broken English/Chinese accent. That always had me in stitches. I think the tramp even tried to her extend her 15 minutes by becoming a lesbian.

And Julia Stiles is just mad that she pasty and flat chested.

Chuck D is still trying to relive 1987 when people actually knew who he was.



I have balls !!!

[Tall_James]

And Julia Stiles is just mad that she pasty and flat chested.

Is it just me or does Julia Styles look like someone flattened her face with the business end of a shovel?


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[JimBeam]

Exactly !
That girl that was in Traffic, is just like her, exept she's a fatty version.

I have balls !!!

[A.J.]

I'm completely shocked that an awards show would have anti-Administration tirades.

CHUCK D (Rapper -- Public Enemy)

* "Son of a Bush and his crew is at it again, because, we do not want 8 years run by a Colon, a Bush and a Dick." (big applause)

Ha ha ha! Yeah -- I got that e-mail too!


* "Americanization is like McDonaldization"


Huh? Please to explain both terms.

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[A.J.]

I'm completely shocked that an awards show would have anti-Administration tirades.

CHUCK D (Rapper -- Public Enemy)

* "Son of a Bush and his crew is at it again, because, we do not want 8 years run by a Colon, a Bush and a Dick." (big applause)

Ha ha ha! Yeah -- I got that e-mail too!


* "Americanization is like McDonaldization"


Huh? Please to explain both terms.

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[monsterone]

MARGARET CHO (Comedian) --


well, that's using the term comedian very, very loosely.



He was quoted by saying, 'well, you you uh, just gotta take the speck out of your own eye before you take the co--(i'll assume cock) out of your neighbor's.'" [in Southern accent]


can some one explain this one to me?


and even when they insert (laughter), i still don't get it.


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[TheMojoPin]

Margaret Cho....paving the way for Dat Phan's everywhere...

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[East Side Dave]

Is it just me or does Julia Styles look like someone flattened her face with the business end of a shovel?



OR- and if I didn't have the computer skills of an infant I'd post pictures of these two- but doesn't Julia Styles also look like a female Leonardo DiCaprio??? Come on! They're practically twins! Like those Olsen broads! I heard that they're twins!

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[The Nature Boy]

Chuck D is lowering himself to stealing 12 year old George Carlin bits?

I'd love to fire a load on tubby Cho's face though for some reason.

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that is scary dave


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[monsterone]

sorry, i kept it cuz it's kinda funny though
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[Tall_James]

Leo is dreamy.


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I'm sure it's the same person, Have they been seen together?

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[Tall_James]

Moby. I bet in High School he was getting swirlies on an hourly basis. He was probably the kid who always reminded the teacher about homework and who blew the music teacher in the janitor's closet.


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[monsterone]

blew the music teacher in the janitor's closet.


hey, vegans have to get protein somehow.


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[El Mudo]

"Americanization is like McDonaldization


Maybe McDonaldization is like Vietnamization?

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[high fly]

Can we get back to talking about "monster bushes"?






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Wrong thread.
Sorry.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[high fly]

And where'd that Judy Tenuda get off to?

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Se7en]

Libs host and awards show and bring out their C-list comedy.

At least Franken had a good line.

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[HBox]

At least Franken had a good line.

There's a first for everything.


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[Doomstone]

At least Franken had a good line.

Glad to see he's not burned out from his USO tour in Iraq.

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[Spank Daddy]

Chuck D is lowering himself to stealing 12 year old George Carlin bits?

he's got permission..... it's all part of the slave reparations package deal, since whitey's been ripping off the black man's music since Elvis.




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[TheMojoPin]

Libs host and awards show and bring out their C-list comedy.

Which is really fucking inexcusable, since we ARE Hollywood and everything.

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[Recyclerz]

My friends,

Since these were the Moveon.org awards and the awards they were handing out were for ads that are designed to prevent W from getting re-elected, you might think that the presenters might not be a statisically valid sample and that the remarks may skew a tad, well, not Pro-Bush. That being said, I wish the dopey libs would just shut up already. Let Ron handle the agit-prop. ;)

Fortunately, the ads are pretty good and can be viewed here:
Bush in 30 Seconds (http://www.bushin30seconds.org/)

Enjoy!



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[TheMojoPin]

Fortunately, the ads are pretty good

...at being pretty awful.

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[Recyclerz]

...at being pretty awful.



Everybody's a deconstructionist semiotic critic nowadays. ;)

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[Se7en]

At least Franken had a good line.

Glad to see he's not burned out from his USO tour in Iraq.


Funny, I don't REMEMBER posting something questioning his patriotism in particular......



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[monsterone]

what, was jeanine garofalo busy making another crappy movie?

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[TheMojoPin]

Everybody's a deconstructionist semiotic critic nowadays.

OK, I'm shutting down this forum forever because NOBODY will have a better response than THAT one.

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[Se7en]

From Cho's little "routine":

* "Despite all of this stupid bullsh-- that the Republican National Committee, or whatever the f--- they call them, that they were saying that they're all angry about how two of these ads were comparing Bush to Hitler? I mean, out of thousands of submissions, they find two. They're like fu--ing looking for Hitler in a hawstack. You now? I mean, George Bush is not Hitler. He would be if he fu--ing applied himself." big, extended applause)

Without making any "liberal media" reference, I don't think this remark is intelligent at all.

If the Republicans had created a contest that resulted in two ads comparing, say, Howard Dean to Hitler, it would have received just as much criticism and attention, and rightfully so.

Hell, look at the uproar that the one RNC ad that allegedly questioned the patriotism of the Democrats caused.

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[Doomstone]

Funny, I don't REMEMBER posting something questioning his patriotism in particular......

And likewise, I don't REMEMBER anyone saying you were, tough guy.



If the Republicans had created a contest that resulted in two ads comparing, say, Howard Dean to Hitler, it would have received just as much criticism and attention, and rightfully so.

Hell, look at the uproar that the one RNC ad that allegedly questioned the patriotism of the Democrats caused.


Just as it's probably foolish to compare Bush to Hitler, it's also foolish to compare two ads out of thousands that were entered into a contest for a website but never televised, to an ad that was run ON TV by the REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE during an election campaign morphing the face of a triple-amputee Vietnam Veteran into that of Osama Bin Laden.

I don't think that's intelligent at all.

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[TheMojoPin]

Without making any "liberal media" reference, I don't think this remark is intelligent at all.

How would the "liberal media" come into this at all? The Republican ads that were criticized actually aired on TV. These are crappy ads created by a private organization that have run on their website. It's not like they got a "pass" from anyone.

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[Se7en]

Just as it's probably foolish to compare Bush to Hitler, it's also foolish to compare two ads out of thousands that were entered into a contest for a website but never televised, to an ad that was run ON TV by the REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE during an election campaign morphing the face of a triple-amputee Vietnam Veteran into that of Osama Bin Laden.

I don't think that's intelligent at all.

My first inclination was to consider you a moron for thinking I was referencing the Cleland ads - I was not - but then I realized perhaps that was too unfair, as you might be confused. No, I was referencing the RNC ad that was put out a couple months back that drew fire for allegedly questioning the Democrats' patriotism because the ad criticized those who didn't support the Iraq war.

It had nothing to do with the Cleland ads (which ran over a year ago), but I can see where you might have been mistaken.

Mark this one on your calendars, folks - I found the Cleland ads to be despicable & abhorent as well - and that may be the first and last time Doomstone & I agree on anything.

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[Tall_James]

and that may be the first and last time Doomstone & I agree on anything.

Can we all hold hands now and sing "We Are The World"?


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