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reeshy
01-16-2004, 12:42 AM
Today, our beloved King of Pop will be arraigned on numerous charges of child molestation. Let's all get together in solidarity and show our support for Jacko by lighting candles, saying prayers, babysitting, whatever!!! Michael is innocent of each and every charge!!! The Man is trying to destroy our Beloved Michael because he is jealous of his success and popularity. Go out today and moonwalk for Jes...I mean, Michael!!! WE LOVE YOU. MICHAEL!!!!!

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MizzleTizzle
01-16-2004, 01:52 AM
My apologies but I care more about what i might have for lunch today then this.

Maybe pizza.

FUNKMAN
01-16-2004, 05:01 AM
well at least he's not a cunctator...

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East Side Dave
01-16-2004, 06:45 AM
I wonder if Jacko ever fucked that chimp? Chimps are kinda like children only with more hair. Except Robin Williams' children- 'cause I always picture them with lots of hair, like little Captain Caveman's.

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Crippler
01-16-2004, 09:35 AM
I was watching FoxNews in the lunchroom while they were talking about this. Apparently the judge admonished Jackson for being late to the court's scheduled time...because he was outside shaking hands & signing autographs for his "supporters" while the court sat & waited.

Unfortunately, the judge chose not to take him to task for wearing a random white armband over his suit jacket, and Count Dracula's amulet around his neck. You would think someone in Jackson's camp would help him try to look "normal" during these proceedings. Or, at least as normal as he could ever look without a head transplant.

But, getting back to more important goings on...pizza sounds good.

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Doctor Manhattan
01-16-2004, 09:45 AM
I'm with Mike the T. I don't care about the arraignment. If something wacky happens at the pep-rally, maybe. If Jacko goes to jail, then I'll be intrested.

Has any arraignment been intresting in the history of our court system?

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JohnnyCash
01-16-2004, 09:48 AM
I also care more about what Mizzle has for lunch than this. Go with the pizza.

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Tall_James
01-16-2004, 10:09 AM
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Good idea dressing like Count Chocula for a sexual abuse case there Jacko.


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East Side Dave
01-16-2004, 10:11 AM
Oh, I love Count Chocula, James!! Who do you think would win in a fight- Count Chocula, The Count (from Sesame Street), or Elton John? My money's on Rocket Man!!

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HarborHound
01-16-2004, 10:36 AM
count chocula **wipes tears**

I almost pissed my pants

yo man former CAPO

zoom2457
01-16-2004, 11:50 AM
Insert insanely witty remark here.

"Excuse me, excuse me I believe you have my stapler"

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monsterone
01-16-2004, 12:01 PM
Count Chocula



more like count white chocula


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Bill From Yorktown
01-16-2004, 12:12 PM
without a head transplant



dont give him any ideas. He watched Face Off a couple of years ago and look what happened....

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Crippler
01-16-2004, 07:27 PM
I just hope Teddy Ballgame's head is under lock & key if/when Jackson gets away with this again.



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El Mudo
01-19-2004, 08:00 PM
Is it me, or does he look like Hitler with that armband and suit? And whats with that random medal thing on his chest?

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mikeyboy
01-19-2004, 08:03 PM
Everyone's more interested in lunch, but I'm fascinated -- train wreck fascinated.

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FUNKMAN
01-19-2004, 08:05 PM
Is it me, or does he look like Hitler with that armband and suit?


now that you mention it it makes me think he is going for the opposite effect, a person who is marked as a Jew. Possibly to give the impression that he is being persecuted or prosecuted without reason...

mainly the armband

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El Mudo
01-20-2004, 06:53 PM
I remember Jacko getting ripped a few years back for using the word "kike" in a song....

the parallels are eerie...(not like the town in Indiana Eerie, but just "eerie"

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Snoogans
01-20-2004, 06:57 PM
i wonder if he'll still tell people he is peter pan in jail

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