Oh JarJar!

[furie]

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0899/jar.gif (http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0899/jar.html)




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[furie]

sorry, click on the picture for link


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[serVice]

ooh, don't forget about Lucas's other wonderful Jar Jar sex toy. (http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0899/toy.html)

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Alls i'm saying is, if you're gonna be insubordinate you may as well go the full nine, not pussy out when it comes to free shit to drink.

This message was edited by serVice on 1-16-04 @ 3:07 PM

[MattyBronx]

ooh, don't forget about Lucas's other wonderful Jar Jar sex toy. (http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0899/toy.html)

You mean, that was supposed to be for kids? Boy, that was lost on me.


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[serVice]

This website has to be a joke. i read some of the other stories, and i can't believe this is true. (http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1101/monsters.html)



Landover Baptist Church member, Mrs. Tawny Huxton, spent the past two years living in a 3-foot wrought-iron cage at the Landover Baptist Hospital for the Mentally Unstable or Otherwise Demon Possessed. She was involuntarily committed after returning early from Bible study and walking in on her son Timmy. He was masturbating like there was no tomorrow while straddling a life-size Jar-Jar Binks doll in their rumpus room. Yesterday, Mrs. Huxton returned to her lovely Christian home fully restored, thanks to the diligent efforts of Creation Scientists at the hospital and five Sears Diehard car batteries they had used as part of her treatment. "I may have trouble with fly-away hair," Mrs. Huxton told friends upon her arrival, "but I am cured of whatever it was that they had me in there for in the first place. And it is nice to be home! Yes, indeedy! This is my home, isn't it? I love that wallpaper!"




She wasn't home for more than an hour though," reported sister-in-Christ, Judy O'Christian, "when she opened her son's bedroom door to find him sitting on the floor naked with one of his testicles painted green." Mrs. O'Christian told Pastor Deacon Fred that Tawny placed a call to her at 8 p.m. "She was hysterical," said Mrs. O'Christian. "Through choked sobs she told me that she had found Timmy playing with one of his testicles and whispering to it. When she got closer, she could see that it was painted bright green. And it was permanent paint that wouldn't come off when she licked it. After talking to her Baptist psychiatric doctor, I told her to stick her hand in the toaster until I got there."


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Alls i'm saying is, if you're gonna be insubordinate you may as well go the full nine, not pussy out when it comes to free shit to drink.

[furie]

this says it's all
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[TooCute]

We had a whole thread about this website a few months ago...

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[Tall_James]

We had a whole thread about this website a few months ago...

Got a link?


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[blancostupido]

Can't be all bad, they sell these (http://www.cafeshops.com/cp/prod.aspx?p=landoverbaptist.3948982)

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doesn't know what day it is

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I wanna go to bible gun camp!

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She said Jesus had a twin who knew nothing about sin.

[DeltaPin]

Under the guise of family entertainment, Lucas' "Star Wars" prequel has contaminated America's youth with subliminal sexual innuendo. Pastor Ebeneezer Smith of the Landover Baptist Church commented, "The demonic characteristics of the Jar Jar binks creature become obvious when one pays close attention. His forked tongue, his lapping, his malignant features, are all too noticeable to the Christ centered man." Experts who have examined the life-sized doll that has become the favorite 'toy' of 12-14 year old children, say that the evidence is overwhelming. The doll was created for the sole purpose of masturbation. It has four openings, and three extrusions, making it compatible for male or female pleasure.


Why waste all that sexual energy on a doll, when there's a perfectly good priest down the road.

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[DJEvelEd]

One time, a few years ago, the local chapter of the American Family Association was protesting in front of a 7-11 for selling porn. I asked the 7-11 guy if I could counter-protest and he was like "Hell Yeah".
I stood among signs like "Real Men Dont Use Porn" and "Respect Women" with a sign that said "Masturbation is Safe Sex" and "Pornography = Abstinence". What a triumphant day for me!!! That George Demetriou really hated me that day. They tried to convert me but I was just trying to bust balls.



Alot of customers shook my hand.




But regretted it after.

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[TheMojoPin]

she was shocked to see his innocent white hiney nestled into the new 7ft Jar Jar Binks doll she had bought him for his birthday

What, only the white kids can be saved?

The doll was created for the sole purpose of masturbation. It has four openings, and three extrusions, making it compatible for male or female pleasure.

Alright, Lucas. All is forgiven.

Kudos.

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[PanterA]

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now if they just put a crucifix on the t-back

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[PanterA]

ok...i was clicking around that site....

Please take 5 minutes to read this...I never laughed so hard:

click here (http://www.animaldefense.org/ps2.html)

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[undressa]

ok the funniest thing I have read in a while

[ChrisTheCop]

I knew there was a reason I kept this:
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[Justice4all]

And this is the same kind of people that got O & A kicked off the air.
Yes Star Wars promotes sexuality...I think I am going to boink a robot that talks with an english accent right now.
Jesus I do not know wether to laugh or cry.
You think this might be the same church that a Judge in Tenn. might attend?
These are the kind of people who never actually like to think that there might be something wrong with the CHILD if he is enjoying himself to a doll that looks like a fish washed up on shore and flops around.
No..blame the guy (and his company) Who created one of the biggest story-lines and original universes in Science-Fiction history. (Whoops...we are talking about the radical right here...Science is the devils work.)

Two words...FUCKING PATHETIC!

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[mercury29]

I think it's safe to say that this is proof that evolution doesn't apply to everyone. I'm suprised that this article didn't claim that kids were using an R2D2 toy as a butt-plug.

[JustJon]

I just want to say way to keep up on the current news. The article is from 8/99. :)

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[mdr55]

Yeah but to some people the Star Wars galaxy is a Religion.

(Place YOUR AD here) Call now!

[JustJon]

No, they call the religion Jedi. Check the Australian and UK censuses (censi?) froma couple years ago.

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[TooCute]

The site isn't real. It's called parody.

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[JustJon]

par-o-dy? what is this of which you speak?

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[Furtherman]

I'm suprised that this article didn't claim that kids were using an R2D2 toy as a butt-plug.


http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/topicicons/lightbulb.gif!!!!!

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...with thanks to JustJon

[curtoid]

The site isn't real. It's called parody.

It's one of my favorite sites out there - about once or twice a year I check it out to see what their spin on things are.

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The Jar-Jar article in 1999 got picked up as a real story by the legit press, and put the site on the map. It's not quite Onion quality, but it's usually good for a few chuckles.



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