The Apprentice

[WindowSill]

Anyone watch this show? I saw the commercials for it before it started, but after checkin out the 1st 2 episodes its not that bad. Anyone else think so?

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[jamesdiggy]

I didn't think I would but I like it. It's fun watching these folks run around and see who can get their nose further up Trump's rump. I especially like the crusty old guy who works for Trump, he looks like Uncle Junior.

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[walking joint]

i like it also...but i want that little Gilbert Gothrie(sp?) looking guy to be kicked off. what an annoying asshole.

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[Jennitalia]

i watched the one this past Thursday. I was glad he fired that little know it all twerp. the psycho guy will make things interesting. The black woman seems to be a total cunt

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[WRESTLINGFAN]

I saw some of it, as susual another stupid reality show where the women turn on each other like a bunch of jizzbags

[Johnny Fontane]

It's funny to watch these people get all tense about being fired from a job THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE. What the hell, you're not getting paid, everyone else (but one) is eventually going to get fired, so chill out.

I would like to punch Trump in the face though. That face was MADE for being punched.

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[WRESTLINGFAN]

I would like to punch Trump in the face though. That face was MADE for being punched.



Agreed, and id love to rip off that cheap toupee he has been wearing for the last 20 years and shove it in that stupid lookin mouth he has.

[walking joint]

i missed it yesterday, who got fired?

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[newport king]

i didn't see it but it was the real wormy corporate guy that will never get out of the mail room in a real buisness.

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[WindowSill]

It was Sam. He was elected team leader and fucked up. Gave Trump one of the meanest looks I've ever seen when Trump said it.

"The reason I like Cleavland so much is that your idea of being politically correct is apologizing to a girl after you rape her" -Lil Jimmy Norton

[walking joint]

that sucks...i wanted to see that guy get fired. he was such a dick. hopefully they will replay it.

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[Reephdweller]

I watched it tonight on CNBC, they replayed it. I liked it.

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[TheGameHHH]

i'm glad they kicked the little midget off

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[WindowSill]

They are gonna replay 2 episodes on NBC Saturday at 8 and 9

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[JustJon]

Wednesday was the first ep I've seen. Entertaining show, but that dude who got kicked off was so delusional. At least Trump admitted that the guy was so gone before he even walked in the room.

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[Bama]

Just when I thought I was done with reality TV type crap, this damn show brought me back in.

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[livin78]

My newest guilty pleasure. That little weasel who got booted was there simply to help draw in case of lackluster ratings. The sad thing will be how they figure out a sequel.

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[Spoil-Sport]

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[WindowSill]

I hope one one of the episodes Trump does the Vince McMahon type "Yourrrrrreeee Fah-red!!!"

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Finally lol, I was laughing when this guy was trying to find a reason why he was kicked out, this guy came up with so many excuse just glad he got canned by trump

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[WindowSill]

Anyone see tonight's episode? I tought Kwame shouldve totally been fired...Bowey was great, I mean how funny was it to see him run all around Manhattan?

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[Reephdweller]

I agree Kwame should have been fired. I also agree with the other guy who didn't like the antics of the other guys trying to pass off Kwame as a celebrity to sell stuff.

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[WindowSill]

WTF is this Bernie? What happened to the short bald white guy?

BTW, who got voted off last nite? I missed the last few minutes.

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[Reephdweller]

They merged the women and the men into two teams, and Kristi was voted out.

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[Doctor Manhattan]

Anyone who watches that show should be fired from there actual job.

Don Trump's Barber/Hairpiece technican needs to be fired as well, What the fuck is that thing on his head? He's got the money, pay for something that looks human! stop spending money on an apartment that looks like a gay pimp lives there!

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[Johnny Fontane]

That Kristi had some nice tits. The other night they showed her in slow motion returning to the suite when her team lost. It was supposed to be dramatic or something, but now that I think about it, it was probably just an excuse to focus on her tits...did I mention they were very nice?

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[Reephdweller]

I am so glad to see that Omarosa finally got fired, she annoyed me so much. Tonights episode was great.

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[Snoogans]

any show based on donald trump is gonna lick balls, because he does, in fact, lick balls

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[Reephdweller]

Are you kidding? Trump rocks!!




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[Snoogans]

i dont mind him, i was just watchin the movie and had to use the line

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[Jennitalia]

I would LOVE to bang Nick.

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[Heavy]

That bitch really didnt deserve to get fired. Shes the only one that didnt want to go with that artist, and shes the only one that sold anything. But im still glad shes gone, cause shes a prissy cunt.

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[WindowSill]

She got a concussion because a piece of plaster fell on her head?!

Ugh, I wish a homeless person would hit her in the face with the brick...

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[Johnny Fontane]

That bitch really didnt deserve to get fired. Shes the only one that didnt want to go with that artist, and shes the only one that sold anything. But im still glad shes gone, cause shes a prissy cunt.


It's true, for this particular episode, she didn't deserve to get fired. She's a pompous bitch, I hate her, but when you focus on why they lost, was it really her fault?

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[Snoogans]

i hate the fact that they now have 30 second verzions of the show as commercials

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[Reephdweller]

After watching tonights episode I think that Bill and Amy are the best players in the game.

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Katrina is hot though, she'll be missed.

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[Teenweek]

amy is a cunt. I like Bill but gotta go with Troy as my favorite.

[JPMNICK]

I think Nick is very good. I have feeling he is going to win. I do not think Amy is that great, I do not know why all the other swarm for her.

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[Jennitalia]

i think amy is a total twat, and troy just annoys the crap out of me. im going for bill

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[WindowSill]

Godamn he has a lot of Jews on his staff...

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[Reephdweller]

I missed everything but the last ten minutes. How did Amy and Nick get fired? Also why are folks who were fired on the show?

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[Teenweek]

Nick is just a salesman and everyone sees him that way. Amy did awful in the interview period. Nick and Kwame are the presidents of their companies for this task. The other people work for them. I know he can't do it, but he should have fired Omarossa that dumb bitch.

Sidenote: Anyone hear Ereka is suing Omarossa for slander saying that Omarossa accused her of calling her a nigger. Some nasty shit went down on Oprah today but I forgot to tape it.

[GaryWyze]

[color=purple]How did Amy and Nick get fired?

They were caught by Caroline having sex on the boardroom's table.

Also why are folks who were fired on the show?

They are now the employees of Kwame amd Bill. If you only caught the last ten minutes, you missed Omarosa being caught in a lie. She's a bad seed.

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[JPMNICK]

The 4 remaining people had interviews with Trumps Staff. Not the 2 who usually sit in, 4 new staff members. Then the staff members went into the board room and talked to Trump about each of the canditdates. They all said that the liked Nick, but that he would not be good for the Job, and that he is basically just a salesman. No one likes Amy. They pretty much said she had no substance and was just a pretty face. Nick was voted out first by Trump, then Amy.

The twist was Kwame and Bill both have jobs to do. Bill is running a golf tourney and Kwame is running the Jessica Simpson Concert. Trump brought back in those 6 and the 2 remaining got to choose their team. Obviously Kwame made a mistake with Omarosa who is just a train wreck. And if I were Bill, the first person I would have picked was Try just to throw kwame off his game.

BTW, did anyone see the Spiderman 2 trailer?

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[JPMNICK]

Omorosa is a sick bitch. She just lies and makes shit up in her head. She is a wierd fuck. People like that really scare me, because it could be me on the other end of a lie. And when it is one person against another, its hard to prove you a right. And if this were the situation in real life, no one would believe a white male over a black female. sad but true. Just like any girl can ruin your life by saying the word rape.

That's why before I bring them into the hotel room I stop and talk to the clerk, that way he see's us ahving a good time in case they try and pulll some shit. :)
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[Jennitalia]

Omarosa is just pure evil. She is truly a cunt.
It was pretty funny to see that most of the ones that they brought back have absolutely no energy or motivation to help out Kwame and Bill.
I'm changing my mind once again :) , I think Kwame will be the winner.

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[FMJeff]

It's such bullshit...Omorosa is NOT like that in real life, i guarantee it...why woudl she fuck up on camera when she KNOWS they can just go back to the videotape to prove her wrong...

it's a flim flam act...they're all actors...all reality tv is horseshit

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[Bama]

I've missed the last two episodes and I couldn't be happier. I'm just gonna pretend that Troy won.

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[JPMNICK]

The chicks from the Apprentice have posed in lingerie for FHM magazine. They were offered 250,000 each to pose for playboy, but they turned it down. They posed for free for this one. Here is the

pic (http://www.fhmus.com/images/girls/screensaver/800_600_apprentice.jpg)

I am going to try and link to it here as wellhttp://www.fhmus.com/images/girls/screensaver/800_600_apprentice.jpg

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[Hoojibs]

Link doesn't work Try this.
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Edit: Sorry, maybe there is something wrong with FHM.

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[Furtherman]

maybe there is something wrong with FHM.


I'll say. Who cares about these girls?

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"This level of exposure won't be anything new for (Kristi) Frank, who appeared in "Swimming Naked," an installment of Zalman King's popular erotica series "Red Shoe Diaries.""

!!!!
Gonna have to track down that episode...

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[armymad]

we all know there was no way quime was goint to win

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[Heavy]

The 2 coices were not really even to pick from. One job lasts 4 years and the other 4 months. The Cali gig was already half done and all the plans were set. why work until August when you can work until 2007?

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[WindowSill]

I wonder who Trump is gonna bring back from this season for Apprentice 2...I hope its Troy and/or Nick...I hope its not Omarosa...its probably gonna be Sam too...

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