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FUNKMAN
01-19-2004, 02:31 PM
Whether it would be making yourself a cup of coffee, tea, or hot chocolate 'late in the evening' on a cold night. Or taking a nice hot bath or shower 'late at night' really makes for a good nights sleep.
The other day i put a new battery in the car(preventive maintenance) and i had to re-program all my radio stations. I used to have them in a random order but now i got them all going from the lowest station to the highest. Just getting in the car, turning on the radio and knowing where all the stations were 'made me happy'...
So what are some 'small, simple' things that bring you a little pleasure?
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zoom2457
01-19-2004, 02:32 PM
Science used to bring me pleasure until I read the thread on Evolution...
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mdr55
01-19-2004, 02:34 PM
Staying home and vegetating. Too much thinking gives me a head-ache.
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walking joint
01-19-2004, 02:34 PM
a drink when i get home from work. it could take me 5 minutes or an hour to drink it, but its the most relaxing either way.
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reeshy
01-19-2004, 02:36 PM
When I come home from work and my little Annie (my Beagle) jumps all over me and kisses me!!!!
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West Side Claire
01-19-2004, 02:38 PM
A small thing that brings me pleasure is ever so slowly peeling the skin off of grapes.
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Jennitalia
01-19-2004, 02:40 PM
My cats Marcelli and Skittles
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sr71blackbird
01-19-2004, 02:40 PM
I like making a pot of Earl Grey tea, putting my electric heater in my bathroom and make it super hot and then fill the bath with soapy water and read a chapter of Atlas Shrugged
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FUNKMAN
01-19-2004, 02:41 PM
A small thing that brings me pleasure is ever so slowly peeling the skin off of grapes
How about peeling the skin off someone who has had sunburn, or having your own sunburned skin peeled. Kind've wierd how that is pleasurable.
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West Side Claire
01-19-2004, 02:46 PM
True, true funkman. Kinda like peeling dried elmer's glue off your hands...
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FUNKMAN
01-19-2004, 02:48 PM
Kinda like peeling dried elmer's glue off your hands...
no lie... i was 'this close' to including that in my reply
how about a nice backscratch?
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West Side Claire
01-19-2004, 02:48 PM
Yeah, or a nice footrub after wearing heels all day!
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FUNKMAN
01-19-2004, 02:55 PM
How about the first time you use your comforter after a nice washing and drying. It has a nice smell and it seems to be at it's softest...
Or just laying down right after you changed the linen on the bed.
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walking joint
01-19-2004, 02:58 PM
How about peeling the skin off someone who has had sunburn, or having your own sunburned skin peeled. Kind've wierd how that is pleasurable.
thats better than the original answer i had...i have to think harder about this
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01-19-2004, 03:00 PM
Getting a new porno tape, one that you never saw before, and busting a big nut on yourself.
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sr71blackbird
01-19-2004, 03:07 PM
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAAAAA!!!!!!
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MattyBronx
01-19-2004, 03:16 PM
Last year for my birthday I asked for, and received, peace and quiet. It was one of the best birthdays ever.
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sr71blackbird
01-19-2004, 03:20 PM
Cuddling up with your baby
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Heavy
01-19-2004, 03:20 PM
A fine cigar. Moonlit walks on the beach. The smell of a single rose and the smile it brings. The warm air you feel when walking past an opening door on a cold street. Busting a nut balls deep in a tight girls ass.
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West Side Claire
01-19-2004, 03:21 PM
How about the first time you use your comforter after a nice washing and drying. It has a nice smell and it seems to be at it's softest...
Or just laying down right after you changed the linen on the bed.
Funny....I'm actually changing my sheets right now. And I'm using laundry detergent with a "rainforest fresh" smell so it's gonna be might nice! Not that I hang out in the rainforest to know what it smells like but...
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Moonlit walks on the beach
Defanlty, thats peace for me right there, nothing but the sound of the waves
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ChickenHawk
01-19-2004, 03:22 PM
Chocolate frosted donuts, Arizona iced tea, and Grand Theft Auto: Vice City... at 3 in the morning.
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mdr55
01-19-2004, 03:23 PM
The smell of Gasoline when you go get gas at the gasoline station.
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FUNKMAN
01-19-2004, 03:28 PM
Something else i really enjoy is getting a 'shampoo' at my haircut place... Your hair is getting clean and you get a nice 'but too brief' scalp massage too... very relaxing
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Heavy
01-19-2004, 03:28 PM
The smell of Napalm in the Morning
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01-19-2004, 03:32 PM
The release of pent-up diarrhea.
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sr71blackbird
01-19-2004, 03:32 PM
Your hair is getting clean and you get a nice 'but too brief' scalp massage too
Not to mention getting your cheeks slapped by the shampoo girls tits
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Heavy
01-19-2004, 03:34 PM
or the shampoo guys balls are your leg
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ChickenHawk
01-19-2004, 03:37 PM
Sitting down on the toilet with a magazine (preferably the latest issue of MacAddict or PSM) and taking a good dump.
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mdr55
01-19-2004, 03:38 PM
Sniffing Glue when you first open it. Let's just say they made no mistake in designing the cap for it. ;)
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01-19-2004, 03:48 PM
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sr71blackbird
01-19-2004, 03:51 PM
I love opening up a can of fresh coffee, or a new jar of peanut butter and its all smooth
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mdr55
01-19-2004, 03:53 PM
The smell of Vicks Vapo-Rub.
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Katylina
01-19-2004, 04:05 PM
Cuddling up in bed with a good book on a cold day.
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mdr55
01-19-2004, 04:10 PM
Sleeping on the Floor in your home.
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MattyBronx
01-19-2004, 04:13 PM
Sleeping on the Floor in your home.
I'd be happy just sleeping in my home.
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mdr55
01-19-2004, 04:15 PM
The smell of Clorox. It's just dizzying.
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FUNKMAN
01-19-2004, 04:17 PM
going to the diner and having a nice bowl of soup...
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Katylina
01-19-2004, 04:18 PM
Yoga
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mdr55
01-19-2004, 04:22 PM
Watching my ex do yoga used to bring me pleasure. But now the memories of what was, does that.
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KC2OSO
01-19-2004, 04:26 PM
Table shower and all that follows. 'nuff said
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sr71blackbird
01-19-2004, 04:33 PM
eating a Marios Italian ice down near the bottom and using the spoon to flip it over and get to "the good stuff"
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Reephdweller
01-19-2004, 04:51 PM
Making a nice cup of Tazo Chamomile Tea...
Gettin' cozy with my lady...
Having apple sauce with cinnamon...
Parrot Bay Coconut Shrimp...
Watching my sunshine buddy smile as he rocks from side to side...
A nice bottle of merlot...
Grilled Balsamic Chicken at Mama Theresa's... (http://mamatheresas.com/menu3.htm#specialty)
My baby making Dino noises...
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Busting a nut balls deep in a tight girls ass.
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Heavy
01-19-2004, 06:22 PM
Putting on that old pair of jeans. Pulling up to a parking meter with time left on it. The smell of fresh bread baking at the corner Deli on Sunday morning. Camel-toe on the beach. Re-runs of "Welcome Back Kotter". The smell of peanuts at a Yankee game on a cool September night. Seeing guys notice your lady friend as you walk through the mall. Busting a nut on her fat tits later that night.
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East Side Dave
01-19-2004, 06:47 PM
I like it when ducks cough...
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West Side Claire
01-19-2004, 06:49 PM
I like it when birds cry.
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Heavy
01-19-2004, 06:58 PM
It just got very uncomfortable in here
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FUNKMAN
01-19-2004, 07:12 PM
passing your car inspection...
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JohnnyCash
01-19-2004, 07:31 PM
Just a few quality minutes in my workshop. It doesnt matter if Im making something or just hanging out listening to the radio. Its the one place that is truely peaceful for me.
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El Mudo
01-19-2004, 07:37 PM
waking up in the morning...
when a package comes for you in the mail
the posts of Funkman
your favorite team winning
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CrazyClare
01-19-2004, 08:02 PM
when the red sox lose, especially in the post season
a fresh pint of Guiness with a stamp in the foam
rubbing yummy smellin lotion alllllllllllllll over after a warm steamy shower
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FUNKMAN
01-19-2004, 08:11 PM
reaching into the pocket of a suit, pants, or jacket you haven't worn in a good while and finding some money... especially 10's and 20's
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DJEvelEd
01-19-2004, 08:13 PM
...that burning when you pee........is just a large kidney stone.
...knowing that the pus that you are oozing..........is fighting infection.
...getting the test back and finding out it's ONLY herpes, crabs, and gonorrhea.
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