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silera
01-21-2004, 10:27 AM
I say the mods should post more threads about appropriate board behavior.

Seems like the board isn't dead all of a sudden and there's nothing like long lost posters coming back to share their opinion on what's wrong with this place.



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<font size="3" color="red">AND WHAT?</font></center><font color="FBF2F7">

East Side Dave
01-21-2004, 10:29 AM
I say the locks should post more threads about appropriate lock behavior.

Seems like the lock isn't dead all of a sudden and there's nothing like long lost lockers coming back to share their opinion on what's wrong with this place.



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<font size="3" color="red">AND LOCK?</font></center><font color="FBF2F7"> GRRRRREat Lock!

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This message was edited by East Side Dave on 1-21-04 @ 2:31 PM

StupidGirlllll
01-21-2004, 10:30 AM
I'm glad to see that Silera's sig pic is up & running again...Dam posted in wrong thread.

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JustJon
01-21-2004, 10:32 AM
http://www.uga.edu/safeandsecure/images/lock.gif

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Iamnotatool
01-21-2004, 10:33 AM
I'm a Pole-Lock

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JustJon
01-21-2004, 10:35 AM
I say the mods should post more threads about appropriate board behavior.

Seems like the board isn't dead all of a sudden and there's nothing like long lost posters coming back to share their opinion on what's wrong with this place.
Because they lack the wherewithal to actually fill out the paper slip and put it in the box by the cash register?

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East Side Dave
01-21-2004, 10:36 AM
Phew! I thought you were gonna lock it, Jon, and make StupidGirlllll win. Not that I don't like her ('cause I do), but the point is I- well, I need this win. Ha, eh, *cough* I kinda have some money on this, Jonny, please....Locky!





Just when you thought our lock had passed;
you came and saved...the lock..for last!

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This message was edited by East Side Dave on 1-21-04 @ 2:38 PM

StupidGirlllll
01-21-2004, 10:38 AM
Hey jon we just talk the lock, you are able to walk the lock.

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East Side Dave
01-21-2004, 10:41 AM
You might be my Locky Star!
Ooh-ooh!
You might be my Lock Star!

Starlight, Starbright, first star to lock tonight

You might be my Locky Star!!!

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monsterone
01-21-2004, 10:42 AM
how much do you think think those girls in bulocke movies make?


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Yerdaddy
01-21-2004, 10:43 AM
bunnylocksthem

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TEAR THE BITCH APART!

East Side Dave
01-21-2004, 10:46 AM
Jonie Loves Locky! Pink Star!

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Iamnotatool
01-21-2004, 10:46 AM
Dave, stop begging. I've got a ham and cheese going on this.


LOCK STOCK AND 2 SMOKING BARRELS!


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Iamnotatool
01-21-2004, 10:47 AM
Yerdaddy wins with that one.




Bunnylocksthem



Not any more....




LOCK

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monsterone
01-21-2004, 10:49 AM
http://www.insurgentcountry.com/neil.jpg

keep on locking in the free world...


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Furtherman
01-21-2004, 10:51 AM
http://www.forteantimes.com/gallery/images/lochness.jpg

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East Side Dave
01-21-2004, 10:54 AM
We are the Lock! We are the lockdren! We are the locks who'll make a better day so let's start lockin'!


Lock it, already, so I can sing Queens's "We Are The Lockions"!

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mikeyboy
01-21-2004, 10:55 AM
Locked!

Edit: and unlocked. Do you get any points for that, Dave?

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monsterone
01-21-2004, 10:59 AM
the asian lady at the deli down the street always tells me her favorite type of music is "lock & lorr"


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Iamnotatool
01-21-2004, 11:06 AM
lock & lorr"



wouldnt it be lock and loll?

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East Side Dave
01-21-2004, 11:20 AM
Locked!

Edit: and unlocked. Do you get any points for that, Dave?

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You lockin' with ma head, Mikey!! I'll git you for this, Mikey!! If it's the last thing I do!!

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Iamnotatool
01-21-2004, 11:33 AM
Me, Mick Foley and Duane Johnson are starting the Rock, Sock, and LOCK connection.


East Side Dave is our Valet

We'll take on evolution!

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East Side Dave
01-21-2004, 11:40 AM
My favorite wrestler was Jimmy "Superfly" Locka!



Lockin' for love in all the wrong places, lockin' for love

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mikeyboy
01-21-2004, 11:50 AM
Almost to page 12. *sigh* I don't know whether to be elated or depressed.

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Hottub
01-21-2004, 11:56 AM
After 12 pages, was anything resolved?

Oh hell, I'm going to Laco Bell!

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FLOSS EVERY DAY!

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Iamnotatool
01-21-2004, 12:01 PM
I think Mattybronx resolved to doing some work for a change, and didnt seem happy about it.


Boom shakalaka here's the lord chief Locka!

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monsterone
01-21-2004, 12:02 PM
hottub, please pick me up an enchalocka


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are greatly missed... you too
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StupidGirlllll
01-21-2004, 12:05 PM
& the quackalocky

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East Side Dave
01-21-2004, 12:11 PM
And I says to him, "Well, Bill, it's your Helen Hunt lock puppet, you lock her!"


Now lock it- into shape- shape it up- get straight- go forward- move ahead- try to detect it- it's not too late- to Lock it- Lock it good!

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Iamnotatool
01-21-2004, 12:11 PM
Now thats just goofy, they dont sell quackalocky's at Locko Bell.


I hear you can get a Lock with cheese though...

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StupidGirlllll
01-21-2004, 12:14 PM
I prefer Lockies instead of Locko Bell any lock

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East Side Dave
01-21-2004, 12:16 PM
Ode To Locky

Posts
and pockets
toasts
and lock its!!





....Now!!!

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monsterone
01-21-2004, 12:19 PM
you all forget, it's just like master p used to say:

http://extratv.warnerbros.com/dailynews/extramix/12_01/images/masterp_140.jpg

make 'em say, unnnnhhh, say, lock-la-lock


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are greatly missed... you too
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East Side Dave
01-21-2004, 12:21 PM
I liked Kriss-Kross better...



cause I'm the lockity-lockity-lockity-lockity-lock, baby! 'Cause I'm the lockity-lockity-lockity-lockity-lock!!



Lock Me Tender!!

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Iamnotatool
01-21-2004, 12:22 PM
I took my lock to lock then locked it in the lockerroom so I could go lockout

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East Side Dave
01-21-2004, 12:25 PM
My favorite player in the N.L.L. (National Lockey League) is Martin Lockeur from the New Jersey Lockils!!



Whatcha lockin' about, Willis?

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Yerdaddy
01-21-2004, 12:26 PM
It's early morning
The sun comes out
Last night was shaking
And pretty loud
My cat is parring
And scratches my skin
So what is wrong
With another sin
The bitch is hungry
She needs to tell
So give her inches
And feed her well
More day to come
New places to go
I've got to leave
It's time for a show

Here I am, lock you like a hurricane!
Here I am, lock you like a hurricane!

My body is burning
It starts to show
Desire is coming
It breaks out loud
Lust is in cages
Till storm breaks loose
Just have to make it
With someone I choose
The night is calling
I have to go
The wolf is hungry
He runs to show
He's liching his lips
He's ready to win
On the hunt tonight
For love at first sting

Here I am, lock you like a hurricane!
Here I am, lock you like a hurricane!
Here I am, lock you like a hurricane!
Here I am, lock you like a hurricane!

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Reephdweller
01-21-2004, 12:28 PM
http://www.gristmagazine.com/images/muck/dee-snyder.jpg

I WANNA LOCK!!!!

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East Side Dave
01-21-2004, 12:29 PM
Locky & Bullwinkle? No!!!


Rocky and Lockwinkle!! Hahahahahah!





So you have a lockster....you have a twin lockster...if you won't turn to the Dark Side; then perhaps she will!

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This message was edited by East Side Dave on 1-21-04 @ 4:31 PM

monsterone
01-21-2004, 12:33 PM
don't be fooled by the locks that i got,
i'm still monsterone from the block


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Iamnotatool
01-21-2004, 12:34 PM
ESD I'm bowing to you.

That Kriss Cross shit was too funny.



White Flag is Up

I'm out







LOCK. (sorry, habit)

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East Side Dave
01-21-2004, 12:37 PM
I've got lockers on me finga's!!

Locko Starr (The Lockles)- "Locker Sklocker" White Album

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Reephdweller
01-21-2004, 12:38 PM
http://www.montauk-theend.com/images/red-lobster.jpg

Red Lockster is having an "endless shrimp" special right now....lots and lots and lots and lots of great shrimps..........mmmmmmm!

ENDLESS SHRIMP.... (http://www.redlobster.com/discover/specials.asp)

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This message was edited by reefdwella on 1-21-04 @ 4:39 PM

Reephdweller
01-21-2004, 12:41 PM
http://www.widemedia.com/fashionuk/news/2000/08/30/footlocker.jpg

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East Side Dave
01-21-2004, 12:41 PM
Molock Philliy back again! Get a little Lock Coast swing!

Boys 2 Lock







Al Leiter just said "locked in" on Mike and the Lock Dog- 660 LM WLOK.

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monsterone
01-21-2004, 12:53 PM
r&f are good, but they are no

http://www.wsno1450.net/img/leykis.jpg

tom lockis


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East Side Dave
01-21-2004, 12:53 PM
Dammit, I thought I was gonna hit the reply and I'd see...






Sorry, this thread is locked.



Oh, for lock's sake!!

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Iamnotatool
01-21-2004, 12:59 PM
Monsterone should be banned for that statement.
























Lock em up Lock em in, let me begin...

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East Side Dave
01-21-2004, 01:02 PM
I'm sure it was only in jest, but still Lock out Monster from Locky so that I can win Locky, Mikey, please...please, Mikey, I need another Locky Title I'll buy you some sandles or tissues whatever. ALice, I'll get a sweater for that ridiculous cat of yours, lock me, LOCK ME! Locky!!!



Leave the lock, take the canoli's...

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Furtherman
01-21-2004, 01:07 PM
Klingon bastards killed my lock.

KLINGON BASTARDS KILLED MY LOCK!!!

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monsterone
01-21-2004, 01:10 PM
Monsterone should be banned for that statement



settle down there, francis. unlike you, i've read the faq page. and it's not like i posted, ron and fez suck lock


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are greatly missed... you too
horde king

</center>

East Side Dave
01-21-2004, 01:11 PM
...then I says to Pierre, "Hey! That's a lock not a cadaver!" So we ate it!


I'm lockin'
yessirree
I'm lockin'
baby you an' me
I'm lockin'
yessirree
toniiiiiiiiiight!




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SatCam
01-21-2004, 01:16 PM
I came into this thread to voice my opinion.

Then I thought I should just lock 'er up and throw away the key.

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East Side Dave
01-21-2004, 01:18 PM
Lock off, boy-o! You're too damn young for Locky!


Welcome to the Lockle, we got fun 'n locks!

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mikeyboy
01-21-2004, 01:19 PM
Who made you the Commisioner of Locky, ESD?

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SatCam
01-21-2004, 01:20 PM
nigg .... uhhh .... is that subliminal enough for you?

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SatCam
01-21-2004, 01:20 PM
Who made you the Commisioner of Locky, ESD?

I did, and I'm always right.

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East Side Dave
01-21-2004, 01:23 PM
No one, Mikeylock!!! I'm just lookin' out for the little muther locker! It's dangerous in here!!!


And by the way, I've PM'd Mikey and Mojo. Any other lockerator with the power to lock with me winning will recieve a nice gift! And, I promise, the gift WILL NOT have any soiled paper towels on it. That was a mistake and I probably shouldn't have given those kinds of magazines to my neice in the first place.



LOCK IT!!!!

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SatCam
01-21-2004, 01:24 PM
I think the key is broken!!!

*cough*lock*cough* anyone have a *cough* drop?

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TheMojoPin
01-21-2004, 01:27 PM
I am appalled and disgusted.

ESD sent me a PM bribing me by saying he had walked my dog while I was at work.

AND I DON'T HAVE A DOG.

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Hottub
01-21-2004, 01:29 PM
http://www.adage.com/century/graphics/icon_bunny.jpg

http://siebert.home.att.net/coolhomersig.gif

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FLOSS EVERY DAY!

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SatCam
01-21-2004, 01:29 PM
believe it or not, george isnt at home please leave a message at the beeep
I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone
where could I be?
Believe it or not, I'm not home!!!!!

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East Side Dave
01-21-2004, 01:31 PM
Lies!!!!! Lies, I tell's ya!!! Okay fine Truth!!! Truth, I tell's ya but at least I show initiative!!! Now lock Locky so I can run out of my house with sparklers and my own I Love Locky Titles home-made t-shirt!!!

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monsterone
01-21-2004, 01:32 PM
i'm going home, so:

lock you, lock you, lock you, you're cool, lock you, lock you... i'm out.


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East Side Dave
01-21-2004, 01:33 PM
Alfred Hitchcock Presents
Jimmy Stewart
in


Lockigo

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East Side Dave
01-21-2004, 01:34 PM
I have to go and get dinner!!!! LOCK ME DAMMIT!@!!!!@*$@&*&#$*(&@$!LOCK!

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SatCam
01-21-2004, 01:35 PM
I locked your mom last night!!!!

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TheMojoPin
01-21-2004, 01:39 PM
"Ooooooooh, lock me, Amadeus!!!"

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mikeyboy
01-21-2004, 01:41 PM
ATTENTION PEOPLE: At 319 posts, we have officially passed the "Random Thought" thread.



*massive applause*

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CruelCircus
01-21-2004, 01:42 PM
<img src="http://www.rtmark.com/images/sickrabbit.jpg">

Trojan Rabbit?!



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It's your life.
How do you like it so far?

bigbaldirish
01-21-2004, 01:43 PM
i like the facts that people with power to lock it, are now asking for it to be locked


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TheMojoPin
01-21-2004, 01:43 PM
Well, thank GOD for the little victories.

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Freakshow
01-21-2004, 01:46 PM
Is it too late to tell Christa McCauliff jokes???

This may have more post than the random thought thread, but does it have more ESD posts? Quality versus quantity.




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SatCam
01-21-2004, 01:46 PM
Well I'd like to give my acceptance speech...
I'd like to lock my parents, god, the moderators, President Bush, my dog and everyone else who helped me along the way!!!!

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Yerdaddy
01-21-2004, 01:51 PM
Who made you the Commisioner of Locky, ESD?

He's just another lock poster.




Lock along little lockie!

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TEAR THE BITCH APART!

Hottub
01-21-2004, 01:51 PM
I locked your mom last night!!!!



Dude, that wasn't my Mom!

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SatCam
01-21-2004, 02:05 PM
Dude, that wasn't my Mom!

I thought that dog and you're mom were the same.. they're both BITCHES!!! OH LOCK!

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Hottub
01-21-2004, 03:12 PM
Rude and Rude.


"Lock, are you out of your Vulcan mind??"

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Reephdweller
01-21-2004, 03:53 PM
http://mysite.freeserve.com/contamination/shining.jpg

All lock and no lock, makes lock a lock lock

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TheMojoPin
01-21-2004, 04:05 PM
"Listen you lockers, you lockheads, here is a man who would not lock it anymore, a man who stood up against the lock, the locks, the locks, the lock, the lock, here is someone who locked up!"

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Heavy
01-21-2004, 04:13 PM
Wait a minute!!!!!! Wait a minute!!!!!!!!!





































I've just locked my Closing statement!!!!!!

http://alpacino.4mg.com/image/ajfa1.jpg

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HORDE KING FOREVER!!!
ORACLE NEVER!!!

sr71blackbird
01-21-2004, 04:55 PM
http://www.esan.uson.mx/imagenes/almacen/locker.jpg

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Katylina
01-21-2004, 04:57 PM
I miss Ed. I wonder how his Club Med vacation is going.

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monsterone
01-21-2004, 05:07 PM
if by "club med" you mean a bathroom stall at a jersey rest stop, he's doing great.... he LOCKED himself in and is having the time of his life.

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Yerdaddy
01-21-2004, 05:09 PM
http://www.mediakai.de/pics/various/matlock02.jpg

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TEAR THE BITCH APART!

ADF
01-21-2004, 05:16 PM
<center><img src ="http://www.cdaccess.com/gifs/screen/cameronf2.jpg" width = 300 height = 300></center>

<center><img src = "http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/friars.gif"><br>I'm so glad the cheat is not dead.</center>

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sr71blackbird
01-21-2004, 05:41 PM
http://www.allposters.com/images/54/039_28630.jpg

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monsterone
01-21-2004, 05:56 PM
http://www.philosophyslam.org/images_new/locke.jpg

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MO¥+ErO¥E.
moe & steels, you
are greatly missed... you too
horde king

</center>

Reephdweller
01-21-2004, 06:06 PM
http://actionvault.ign.com/features/den/images/robinhood/pic0.jpg

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Yerdaddy
01-21-2004, 06:10 PM
http://www.wroughtironsmith.com/images/chastity-belt1.jpg
LOCK THIS WHOWAH!!!

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TEAR THE BITCH APART!

Reephdweller
01-21-2004, 06:23 PM
http://www.netvisualize.com/thumbnails/Lockergnome%20-%20Free%20Technology%20E-mail%20Newsletters.jpg

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sr71blackbird
01-21-2004, 06:24 PM
http://www.kp-gallery.com/images/sherlock-holmes-2.jpeg

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http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/sr71.gif </center>


<center><B>My Thanks to ADF for the sig-pic!</B></center>

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Reephdweller
01-21-2004, 06:26 PM
http://www.pixelzone.com/pixelzone/newspix/image/lockerbie.jpg

Lockerbie

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Reephdweller
01-21-2004, 06:29 PM
http://www.cummings.com/career/gridlock.gif

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monsterone
01-21-2004, 06:32 PM
http://design.art.utexas.edu/projects/miodrag/Spring99/Mydesigner/lauren/ziplock.gif

<center><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=monsterone01">


MO¥+ErO¥E.
moe & steels, you
are greatly missed... you too
horde king

</center>

Heavy
01-21-2004, 06:54 PM
http://www.eastcoastterminal.com/events/images/lock-in-flyer.jpg

http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=JohneeWadd
A proportionate amount of props are equally distributed to my nigga's Fluff, Alexxis, CanOfSoup15, WWFallon and Katylina
HORDE KING FOREVER!!!
ORACLE NEVER!!!

Reephdweller
01-21-2004, 06:58 PM
http://www.swarthmore.edu/langgrants/graphics/blocks.gif

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newport king
01-21-2004, 07:20 PM
http://www.masterlock.com/images/color_img/3wkey.jpg

~a newport king joint~

newport king
01-21-2004, 07:24 PM
[quote]
http://www.pixelzone.com/pixelzone/newspix/image/lockerbie.jpg

Lockerbie
[quote]

just awful by the way.


~a newport king joint~

East Side Dave
01-21-2004, 07:39 PM
Just when I thought I was out.....they LOCKED me back in!!!!!!


I got my mind lock on you
I got my mind lock o-on you



























































..........cause it's gonna take Locky
A whole lot a spendin' Locky-ee
And it's gonna take tiiiiiiiiiiiiime
To lock
to lock it
To lock
to lock it
To lock it

To Lock It Right!!

Now locky this bitch Locky up!!!

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Reephdweller
01-21-2004, 07:52 PM
just awful by the way.



you'd think they'd lock it for just that alone...

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East Side Dave
01-21-2004, 08:03 PM
I like Locksted Flakes and I like it when Tony the Tiger says "They'rrrrrrrrre Llllllllllllock!!"



It's the
Lock of the Tiger
It's the thrill of the lock
Risin' up to the challenge
of our lockals!
And the
last know survivor
stalks his prey in the lock
And his fortune must always beeeeeeeeeeeee
Lock of the Tiger!

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shamus mcfitzy
01-21-2004, 10:23 PM
reefdwella's robin of locksley thing is greatest. Even though ESD is POSTER OF THE DECADE!!!!!


The Locks Boys is a great movie. I hear when he was younger Kiefer Sutherland was a lock addict!!!

sr71blackbird
01-22-2004, 04:34 AM
http://www.webwecan.net/spinning_clock.jpg

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Hottub
01-22-2004, 04:50 AM
http://www.odorlockers.com/images/mn_home_box_cat.gif

http://siebert.home.att.net/coolhomersig.gif

"Ahh, Beer. The cause of, and answer to all of life's problems"
FLOSS EVERY DAY!

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Yerdaddy
01-22-2004, 05:04 AM
http://www.adh.brighton.ac.uk/schoolofdesign/MA.COURSE/08/BAD/47.gif

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TEAR THE BITCH APART!

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Reephdweller
01-22-2004, 05:14 AM
http://lock.this.thread.already!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hottub
01-22-2004, 05:15 AM
BTW, those new Hot Pockets breakfast pockets are not all that great.

http://siebert.home.att.net/coolhomersig.gif

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JustJon
01-22-2004, 05:57 AM
<I>I wanna lock you up in my love
All over
All over</I>

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Reephdweller
01-22-2004, 06:47 AM
http://www.topiclink.com/gameshows/images/hollywoodsquares.jpg


Willie Tyler and Lester...to block!

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Iamnotatool
01-22-2004, 08:30 AM
You gotta LOCK it, before you stick it....

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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

East Side Dave
01-22-2004, 09:57 AM
Locky still alive! Lock Locky! Me and Locky go study!! Got class! Milk, too! Let me an' Locky go read! Readin' Locky! Readin' Locky an' me open book and laugh- chuckle!! Chuckle Locky! Go and chuckle, CHuckle Lucky if I need it in the morning or the middle of the night- Ain't Too Proud TO Lock!!

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mikeyboy
01-22-2004, 10:04 AM
and scene.





congratulations, ESD.

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