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[JesterOfSadness]

Remember me?

I was the toolshed that gave a chick I liked a hundred bucks for christmas. All I can say is that I failed. She is going back with her ex-boyfriend. I'm not mad for some reason. Its like I saw it coming. Eh life goes on i guess. Only thing I can do is be happy for her, even though her ex is a complete asshole. Odd thing did occur though after she talked about going back with her ex. I went to the bathroom and I looked in the mirror, blood began to trickle out of my mouth and into the sink, and i don't mean like a split lip or something, this stuff flowed.
My boss came in to wash his hands to find me hovering over the sink with blood pouring outta my mouth. He asked me what the hell I was doing and all I did was just laugh at him, washed my mouth out and walked out. As I left all I said was Farewell Kiddo to her and left. Back to goth chicks I reckon.
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[MattyBronx]

Dude, you OK? You're worrying old MattyBronx over here.


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[Furtherman]

all I did was just laugh at him, washed my mouth out and walked out.


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[Jack_Doff]

Yes, these are bruises from fighting and I'm comfortable with that.

[HarborHound]

youknow herepes never go away

yo man former CAPO

[Iamnotatool]

Can you get the $100 back? Maybe just ask her for a handy so she doesn't feel guilty.

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[saveopieanthony.net]

dude she had to know you were interested in her and she probably had the idea she was going back to her ex boyfriend at that time...and she hasn't given you the money back? this is what drives me nuts about chicks...

figures she's going back to her ex...like Eddir Murphy said in "Raw" "once you make a woman cum, no matter what happens she will listen to your story" I looked right in your face "hey...it wasn't me"

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[Iamnotatool]

Why shouldn't she keep the cash, this toolbox gave it to her. It wasn't hey, take this cash but dont go back to your man.

He should just chalk it up to stupidity and learn from it.

She was prolly waaay uncomfortable when he gave her the cash (unless she is a whore) and would be even more uncomfy giving it back.

Would she have to give back a box of chocolates if he had given her that instead of cash?

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[East Side Dave]

. I went to the bathroom and I looked in the mirror, blood began to trickle out of my mouth and into the sink, and i don't mean like a split lip or something, this stuff flowed.
My boss came in to wash his hands to find me hovering over the sink with blood pouring outta my mouth. He asked me what the hell I was doing and all I did was just laugh at him, washed my mouth out and walked out.



This same thing happened to me! And then I forced my boss into giving me paid leave and then, after fighting in the basement grew monotonous, I started to give out "homework assignments" and it was cool! But at the end I think I may have shot myself or my partner or both of us in the mouth I don't know but shush, Jester, we're not supposed to talk about it! That's the First Rule!!!

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This message was edited by East Side Dave on 1-21-04 @ 12:08 PM

[saveopieanthony.net]

cash is different...come on. if she was uncomfortable taking it she should've said "you don't have to do that" kinda thing.

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[Iamnotatool]

I disagree, cash is a retarded gift.

Chalk it up as a loss.

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[mdr55]

At LEAST you got a promotion!!!

But please...next time you like a girl, don't give her money for a gift. (Unless she EARNS it!) ;)

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[JohnnyCash]

Do you bleed from the face when you hang out with her? Maybe thats what scared her away.
Thats a bit strange.

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[Snoogans]

you better not walk in there and shoot the place up

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[West Side Claire]

Why did you randomly start bleeding?

And when you say "I walked out" do you mean you quit your job right then and there?

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This message was edited by West Side Claire on 1-21-04 @ 7:40 PM

[JesterOfSadness]

Nah its pretty much the first time it ever happened. I've been fine since it happened. Word got out at work about what happened with my bloody accident and now everyone thinks I'm a psychopath. Its great going into work and having everyone avoid you and leave you alone

[mikeyboy]

This same thing happened to me! And then I forced my boss into giving me paid leave and then, after fighting in the basement grew monotonous, I started to give out "homework assignments" and it was cool! But at the end I think I may have shot myself or my partner or both of us in the mouth I don't know but shush, Jester, we're not supposed to talk about it! That's the First Rule!!!


Too late, ESD. Furtherman already made the requisite Fight Club reference.

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[JesterOfSadness]

[quote]Why did you randomly start bleeding?

And when you say "I walked out" do you yout your job right then and there?



No I didn't quit, I left the bathroom, I chilled in the breakroom for about 45 minutes then it was time for me to go home. And I have no idea why I started bleeding

[mdr55]

Odd thing did occur though after she talked about going back with her ex. I went to the bathroom and I looked in the mirror, blood began to trickle out of my mouth and into the sink, and i don't mean like a split lip or something, this stuff flowed.
My boss came in to wash his hands to find me hovering over the sink with blood pouring outta my mouth.


Holy moley!!! Your a mutant!!!

So what powers do you have?

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[Katylina]

I went to the bathroom and I looked in the mirror, blood began to trickle out of my mouth and into the sink, and i don't mean like a split lip or something, this stuff flowed.


Did you eat her face off??? My God, you need happy pills AND QUICKLY!





Did you notice that the animals were more attracted to you after you were bleeding? My dog tries to stick her nose in my crotch when I have my "." , but don't worry, the hermit crabs protect me!



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[ADF]

Why did you randomly start bleeding?


Maybe he's Australian and it's "his time of the month."

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This message was edited by Tall_James on 02-30-06 @ 13:48 PM

[sr71blackbird]

You probably bit your tongue of your cheek because you would rather feel that pain than the pain of rejection. Forget her man, and never, ever give anything to someone that doesnt give you something back. Im talking about things like love, respect, and compassion. You give money to someone and youll not "buy" them, instead, youll show beyond a doubt the depth of your desperation.

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[keithy_19]

Kill the ex, catch the girl on the rebound and boff the shit out of her. Then spit blood in her face like gangrel(I can't believe I remember him).

And I gave a girl I liked a tinkerbell thing when I went to disney world. She really liked it. Its in her yellow mazda protige right now. I got a hug. That was nice. And that was it. But hey, whatever.

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[Reephdweller]

Maybe if you didn't type in run-on sentences she would have gone for you. Instead you just creeped her out all bloody and illiterate.

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[JesterOfSadness]

Maybe if you didn't type in run-on sentences she would have gone for you. Instead you just creeped her out all bloody and illiterate.

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[Reephdweller]

just kiddin'

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[ADF]

just kiddin'


Hey man, I think you need to oil those backpedals. You're all squeakin'.

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This message was edited by Tall_James on 02-30-06 @ 13:48 PM

[Reephdweller]

jokes on you...i really wasn't kiddin'

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[JesterOfSadness]

*Claps*

[East Side Dave]

Furtherman already made the requisite Fight Club reference.


I thought he meant that it just sounded like a movie, any movie, Mikey, and not specifically Fight Club. Oh Snap!!! (I still don't know what "snap" means but it's fun to hear you kids sayin' it!) Snap it all the time! Aw heck, there's room for multiple references from the same thing now that I think about it! Like Jell-O! I heard there's room for that! But whoever invented that phrase obviously didn't think that someone would feed his hamster a gallon's worth of jell-o via a funnell taped to the hamster's forehead 'cause that lil' sucker popped like a damn bang snap!! Yeeehhaaw! Now lock that other thread over there!

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This message was edited by East Side Dave on 1-22-04 @ 12:24 AM