Chappelle Show: Season II

[MHasegawa]

Throw all discussion here.

Hope Dave didn't throw his top shit in the first season, though I would still love to see more Tyrone Biggums skits. Hopefully he ditches the crap music video at the end.

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[JustJon]

I hope season 2 is as good. And I'm not a big rap fan, I actually kinda like some of the rappers he had on last season, but the show could really do without them.

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[monsterone]

i think the show will definitely blow up this season. agreed, the show is not long enough to have a music segment, but if they gave him an hour, it would be perfect. he got some stand up acts (talib/ mos, dls) and i'm sure he could probably get the likes of 50› at this point.


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[Freakshow]

He was on the junkies yesterday morning, and that man cannot not be funny.

DC reprasenting

[TheMojoPin]

I love the music acts (Probably the only "big" show playing quality "indie" hip-hop acts like that), but the show is just too short to have them. Give Dave a full hour!

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[Meve]

does anyone know the name of that hot black chic he's got his show? I'm in love with her.

"Suck it. Suck it dry"

[Doctor Manhattan]

He was on the junkies yesterday morning, and that man cannot not be funny.


You listen to the junkies and think Dave Chappelle can't be funny.


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Well, shit, negro, that's all you had to say!

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[mikeyboy]

You listen to the junkies and think Dave Chappelle can't be funny.


I think you missed a "not" in his original post.

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[Doctor Manhattan]

damn!

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[Doctor Manhattan]

does anyone know the name of that hot black chic he's got his show? I'm in love with her.


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Wrap it up, B! I always think of her in bed with Dave in that Wrap it up skit. She is hot.

"You're lightsaber smells like fish!"

I think you missed a "not" in his original post.

Damn, you're right. This is why teachers say to avoid Double Negatives. :blush:

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[Freakshow]

that man cannot not be funny.

I, on the other hand, try too hard.
George: Maybe you don't have to be so funny. I mean, would it kill you not to be so funny all the time? That's all I'm asking. This woman thinks I'm very funny. Now you're gonna be funny, so what am I gonna be? I'm gonna be a short
bald guy with glasses who suddenly doesn't seem so funny.
Elaine: This is so ridiculous. Can we just go over there?
Jerry: I don't have to be funny, I don't care.
George: You don't?
Jerry: No way! It's completely under my control.
Elaine: No, it's not. You cannot not be funny.
Jerry: Of course I can, am I being funny now?
Elaine: A little.

I was very disappointed that the Playa haters convention was not the best ofs they've been playing last week.

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[Doctor Manhattan]

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Season 1 is coming out on DVD? 2 disc "uncensored and unblurred" I don't remember any nudity that was blurred. Can someone refresh my memory?

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[Freakshow]

In the very first episode there was the sketch making fun of the Mitsubishi dancing girl commercial. He showed part where the girl's shirt slipped a bit and there was a nipple that was blurred. But that was about 1/100th of a second long.

[curtoid]

At the expense of sounding again like Mikey D-ish, I have two very good friends both connected to Chappelle in some respect - one was a local stand up comic, and use to perform here in DC with David, Wanda Sykes, Patton Oswald and Martin Lawrence "back in the day." Chappelle was only 14 back then and his mom use to take him to the comedy clubs, and stay there with him during the act.

The second friend lives in Ohio and buys his pot from the same person that sells David his.

Other than that, I think David is one of the funniest stand up comics out there, period. I remember about 10 years ago seeing him for the first time on Letterman, and my jaw dropped, I thought he was so funny.

He deserves huge success.



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[Doctor Manhattan]

Damn, that was a good show. And No musical guest! I hope he keeps it up. Wu-Tang did show up, I thought they were going to play something.

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[JustJon]

Wu-Tang were funny, again. And a great callback to season 1 by having one of the wu-tang guys give financial advice.


hurm, just found a list of Dave's Season 2 musical guests:
DMX
Cee-Lo
Anthony Hamilton
Erykah Badu
Ludicris
Timbaland and Magoo
Lil Jon wth the Eastside Boyz
Common

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[Doctor Manhattan]

Anyone when the season 1 DVD is out?

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[monkeysweat]

Dave's Season 2 musical guests:
DMX
Cee-Lo
Anthony Hamilton
Erykah Badu
Ludicris
Timbaland and Magoo
Lil Jon wth the Eastside Boyz
Common

Some of those are cool. Some of those are just craptastic ...

My brother has been shot.... I think it was an Asian gang.... there was this guy.... he was Asian.... they were speaking in some different language, I think it was.... Asian.

[phixion]

the asian nation choose: the rza, the jza, ol dirty bastad, inspectah deck, raekwon the chef....

chappelle show funniest thing on tv since southpark.

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[Gaia]

I thought it was pretty goddamn funny. The part with him walking through the club in slow motion and the toilet in slow motion!!!! HAHAHAHA!!

"he makes me horny"...haha!!!!!!


So as figgy knows I sometimes get tickets for the show, I had gotten them 3 times (last season) and I wasnt able to attend, so he went once for me. I am hoping I get an invite just ONE more time, because I will go, even if I have to go alone. ( Fuck everyone else) I got stood up the other 2 times and didnt want to go alone.

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[JustJon]

Gaia, I'd go with you to a taping if you can't find anyone :)

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[shamus mcfitzy]

Give Dave a full hour


it's Comedy Central, you're lucky they let him stay on TV. This is the network that stopped showing UCB's until very recently.

[phixion]

it's Comedy Central, you're lucky they let him stay on TV.


its also the network that allowed an 8 year old to give ben affleck a hand job.

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[TheMojoPin]

This is the network that stopped showing UCB's until very recently.

Well, let's be practical...I think USB was one of the funniest shows EVER...but their ratings stunk. They weren't even pulling in half of what "Chappelle's Show" does. At the end of the third season, they simply opted to not renew what was no doubt a financial sinkhole pretty much the entire time it was on.

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[JustJon]

Original television costs them more money than crap like MadTV reruns, so if the UCB's ratings don't cut it, they won't continue to produce it.

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[NewYorkDragons80]

You listen to the junkies and think Dave Chappelle can't be funny.


I think you missed a "not" in his original post.
Don't worry SofaKing, I missed that "not" too until Mikeyboy pointed that out.

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[shamus mcfitzy]

Well, let's be practical...I think USB was one of the funniest shows EVER...but their ratings stunk. They weren't even pulling in half of what "Chappelle's Show" does. At the end of the third season, they simply opted to not renew what was no doubt a financial sinkhole pretty much the entire time it was on.


but no reruns had even been shown in like 2 years as far as I know. Tuesday was like the first time i've seen it on since then.

[TheMojoPin]

They have to shell out each time they play an episode. They probably just showed a few late night eps to drum up some support for the new (And totally righteous) season 1 UCB DVD.

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[Doctor Manhattan]

its also the network that allowed an 8 year old to give ben affleck a hand job.


Like that was the first time.

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[JustJon]

They have to shell out each time they play an episode. They probably just showed a few late night eps to drum up some support for the new (And totally righteous) season 1 UCB DVD.
I thought CC owned the rights to the UCB show, since they produced it. If so, they wouldn't need to shell out with each showing.

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[TheMojoPin]

I'm just basing that assumption on the cast commentary on the UCB DVD.

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[Fallon]

I thought the racial draft was pretty funny.

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[Doctor Manhattan]

"Good morning, Niggars. This is my favorite family to deliver milk to, the Niggars."

"Oh, this racism is killing me inside."


"NIGGARS"

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[TheMojoPin]

That man is a comedy GOD.

Instant classic last night.

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to fucking funny last night. The whole NIGGAR skit had me dyin. The WETBACKS were pretty funny too. The previous eppisode where he had the Samual Jackson Beer was hysterical. "MMM MMM BITCH!"<p>http://www.comedycentral.com/gallery/chappellesshow/images/cs_samjackson2.jpg

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[BoondockSaint]

"He's got those big Niggar lips."

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[monsterone]

"i know better than to get between a nigger and his pork."

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[hytecfx]

does anyone know what songs DMX sang on the new episode??

[monsterone]

here it is:

http://www.comedycentral.com/images/tvshows/chappelle/202_niggar_02_a1.jpg (http://www.comedycentral.com/mp/play.php?player=realplayer&type=v&quality=high&reposid=/multimedia/chappelle/showclips_s2/202_niggar.html)

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[phixion]

off the top of my head i know one was get it on the floor featuring swizz, and one was the ruffryders anthem but with the hook from the ruffryders remix, im pretty sure there was a third song but i cant think of it.

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[JustJon]

Didn't Dave list the songs before DMX performed? I just remember it was a medley.

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[Doctor Manhattan]

...does anyone know what songs DMX sang...


Sang? :p

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[monsterone]

in the chappelle show newsletter, they said x did like 9 songs back to back and they edited it down the best 3. and i'm pretty sure phixion is right on.


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"There's a thin line between Fries and Shakes..."

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[Se7en]

This is the network that stopped showing UCB's until very recently.

Well, let's be practical...I think USB was one of the funniest shows EVER...but their ratings stunk. They weren't even pulling in half of what "Chappelle's Show" does. At the end of the third season, they simply opted to not renew what was no doubt a financial sinkhole pretty much the entire time it was on.


Just for the slow folks in the room - are we talking about the Upright Citizens Brigade?

Because the "Ass Penny" sketch remains one of my absolute favorites of all time.

BTW, if you bitches are talking about sketch comedy, you better fucking recognize KITH.

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[HBox]

Tonight's was the best episode of Chappelle's Show I have ever seen.

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[MHasegawa]

Stars across the board for that one, comedic excelllence.

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[TheMojoPin]

Just for the slow folks in the room - are we talking about the Upright Citizens Brigade?

Yes.

And KITH came up supreme in the thread about "MadTV" being poo.

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[monsterone]

whose line is it anyway? is a far worse show than mad tv. mad tv is pretty bad though...

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[Freakshow]

Tonight's was the best episode of Chappelle's Show I have ever seen.

FUCK.
Sorry to swear, but my DirecTV reciever broke in the middle of the superbowl and I now only have 5 channels. Now I have no Chapelle Show and no ATHF, except on the the DVD they put out.

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[TheMojoPin]

I don't think you have to worry.

Comedy Central will no doubt replay this week's episode a good 25+ times before the new episode next Wedensday.

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[monsterone]

son: "nick cannon is hysterical."

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Wednesday 10:30pm and 12:30am
Saturday at 9pm and 1am
Sunday 10pm
Tuesday 10pm and midnight


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[Davios]

The highlight of that entire show was when he turns to his kid and says, WE BROKE NIGGA.

[Doctor Manhattan]

I hope we'll have more musical segments like last week's!

<b>Now, the world don't move to the beat of just one drum,
What might be right for you, may not be right for some.
A man is born, he's a man of means.
Then along come two, they got nothing but their Dreams.

But they got, Diff'rent Strokes.
It takes, Diff'rent Strokes.
It takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world.

Everybody's got their special kind of story
Everybody finds a way to shine,
It don't matter that you got, not alot?
So what?
They'll have theirs, and you'll have yours, and I'll have mine.
And together we'll be fine...
Because it takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world.
Yes it does.
It takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world.

Mmmm

(That was the Gooch!)</b>

Alan Thicke wrote this?

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[MHasegawa]

Best episode ever, in my opnion.

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[schmega]

holy shit, charlie murphy's HYSTERICAL.

[MHasegawa]

I knew he was in CB4, but I didn't recognize him in his skits with Chappelle like Mad Real Word and WhackArnolds...

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[Doctor Manhattan]

"<b>He's a Habitual Line Crosser!</b>"

Damn what a great show. They should have had Rick James do the musical segment, Bitch!

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[mason]

I'm Rick James, bitch!!!

That was one of the funniest skits Chappelle has done. However, Rick James was scary looking. He had on way to much makeup.


Remember, Coke is a hell of a drug!!

[monsterone]

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DARKNESS!!!


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[TheMojoPin]

They should have had Rick James do the musical segment, Bitch!

Has he performed since the stroke?

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[Hottub]

Has he performed since the stroke?


I thought that was Billy Squire, not Rick James.

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[Crippler]

Just the commercials for this episode had me nearly in tears, and the show itself was even better.

I never bothered to pay attention to when it was on last season since the replays were so plentiful I don't think I missed much. But this season, it looks like I finally have something to watch on Wednesdays.

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[TheMojoPin]

I thought that was Billy Squire, not Rick James.

That deserves a HUGE "a-guh-guh-GUH!!!" before it's missed...

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I wish they were able to get Eddie on the show. That would be cool as hell. The way Charlie acted and spoke reminded me so much of the Eddie we loved back when he first got HUGE (around the SNL/Delirious/Raw/Trading Places time)

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[JustJon]

did they even try to get the real Eddie?

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[monsterone]

according to the newsletter, they showed the final skit to eddie and charlie at the same time. ediie was probably too busy filming haunted mansion 2 or something.


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[Doctor Manhattan]

according to the newsletter, they showed the final skit to eddie and charlie at the same time.


According to my eyebawls, Charlie Murphy was in the skit.

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<b>"Oh, Lord! this racism is killing me inside."</b>

[Hottub]

according to the newsletter



What is this "newsletter" you speak of. Perhaps you would like to share with the class.

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[monsterone]

According to my eyebawls, Charlie Murphy was in the skit.



according to my ballies, charlie murphy didn't edit the video. but that was more lefty than righty saying that.





What is this "newsletter" you speak of. Perhaps you would like to share with the class.



actually, i just checked my email's trash can, and it's gone. sorry. but you can sign up for it on the comedy central website. usually gives you a link to a bit from the former week.


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[TheMojoPin]

did they even try to get the real Eddie?

It's funnier without him.

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[Hottub]

In case you want to see it, here is a link,BITCH!! (http://www.comedycentral.com/mp/play.php?player=realplayer&type=v&quality=high&reposid=/multimedia)

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[JustJon]

Link to clips, newsletter, etc. (http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/chappellesshow/)

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[Fallon]

Just watched it and it was too damn funny. Had no idea he was related to Eddie, never thought about it but he looks just like him, lol.

Chappelle Show is topping season one, which I didn't think they could do.

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[KTMrider]

Chappelle's Show is funny but in some way racist

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[Doctor Manhattan]

How is it racist? Race is an issue in the show, but that isn't racist.

The Black White Supremists was racist.

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[smiler grogan]

Racist? I say no. Is it funny comedy that deals with race in a hysterical and edgy manner? Yes.
The oly thing about this season that I don't like is the musical guests are more well known than last seasons. Small gripe for a great show.

[TheMojoPin]

Racist?

It's the best show this side of "South Park" that does making fun OF racism that well.

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The Prince thing was fucking halarious. Best Show on tv.

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Red Balls

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[TheMojoPin]

I say it's nothing but stories from Charlie Murphy here on out.

Classic.

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[monsterone]

blouses... win

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Pancakes.

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[Doctor Manhattan]

I have a secret document I think you sould see:
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1,2,3,4,FIF!

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[Doctor Manhattan]

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<b>In your face, Charlie Murphy!</b>

This season is even better than the 1st. Which comes out on DVD soon!

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This message was edited by SofaKingWhat on 2-19-04 @ 10:01 AM

[JustJon]

Hey Eddie Murphy, want to go back to my place and listen to some music?

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[Doctor Manhattan]

I say it's nothing but stories from Charlie Murphy here on out.

I smell a spinoff show. Charlie Murphy's own show! But he need to keep this format with Dave Chapplelle playing famous people he meets.

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<b>"...I ended up having to whip his ass, man, you know, because, you know he would step across the line.
Habitually!
He's a habitual line-stepper!"</b>

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[Se7en]

I say it's nothing but stories from Charlie Murphy here on out.

Classic.


Agreed.

But I have to say, that segment was really the only thing about last night's episode I found funny.

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[Fallon]

But I have to say, that segment was really the only thing about last night's episode I found funny.
I agree. Probably the worst show of the season, but damn Charlie is great.

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[schmega]

charlie murphy's story wasnt anywhere near as funny this week. but rick james is really tough to live up to.

WRONG!... WRONG!

[JustJon]

I missed the first half of last night's show, so I missed the crappy parts, but Charlie Murphy is damn funny.

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[HBox]

"And then she puts her titties in my hands. It was a weird night."

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[Patches]

Charlie Murphy True Hollywood Stories are hilarious, I just hope he doesn't run out.

And I would definitely pay to see the band:

Vocals: Dave Chappelle
Guitar: John Mayer
Drums: Guy from the Roots (?)
Keyboards: The hispanic guy

That would kick ass.

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[JustJon]

Drums: Guy from the Roots (?)
?uestlove

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[Doctor Manhattan]

Season 1 DVD came out yesterday and all the stores are sold out! FUCK!

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[JustJon]

amazon.com?
bn.com?

Order tonite and you should have it for the weekend.

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[HBox]

OK!

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[monsterone]

<font size="20">spam buster bitch</font>

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[HBox]

<font size="20">WHAT?</font>

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[monsterone]

<font size="40">spam buster bitch</font>



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[Doctor Manhattan]

Haven't ordered a DVD online in a couple years, I usually find it cheaper the first week out at a B&M store. I'll check out amazon since it's sold out...

Thanks jon... 11,000 posts!

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[HBox]

<font size="20">WHAT?</font>

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[monsterone]

<font size="100"> apparently there is a limit to how large fonts will go. <b>LUCKY THERE'S BOLD CAPS</b></font>

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[smiler grogan]

weakest one so far i feel. but still humorous.

[KERMIT]

Pretty weak episode this week. Did not find much of it that funny.

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[TheMojoPin]

Those Li'l Jon skits KILLED.

And Ron Jeremy sold the whole internet sketch.

If this is a "weak" show, all other comedy shows are REALLY being put to shame.

Where else can you see "the most ferocious ass-whuppin' in the history of the Atlantic northeast?"

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[HBox]

<font size="20">WHAT?</font>

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[monsterone]

<font size="1">comedy pyramid</font>
<font size="2">comedy pyramid</font>
<font size="3">comedy pyramid</font>
<font size="4">comedy pyramid</font>
<font size="5">comedy pyramid</font>
<font size="6">comedy pyramid</font>
<font size="7">comedy pyramid</font>




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This message was edited by monsterone on 2-26-04 @ 1:03 AM

[HBox]

Ah. I like comedy pyramids. The whole notion of building a foundation of solid comedy and then incrementally getting funnier and funnier until you "top" the pyramid with the best, most ribald joke always tickles my funny bone.















<font size="20">OK!</font>

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[KERMIT]

yea i know Mojo. But any show without murphy is considerd a weak show to me from now on.

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[JustJon]

"want to see me have sex?"
"no, Ron"
"want to see Paris Hilton have sex?"
"hell yeah!"

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[Fallon]

I thought the Lil' Jon and internet skits were funny.

I ordered the first disc of the first season last week on netflix. It was nice to see the show without any censoring.

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[monsterone]

the last nigger on earth starring tom hanks. classic.

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[monsterone]

ashy larry bbbbbbbwwwwaaaaahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

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This message was edited by monsterone on 3-3-04 @ 10:46 PM

[KERMIT]

Does it get replayed tonight? and what time?

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[TheMojoPin]

7 minutes after your post.

Apparently the FCC doesn't mind someone shootin' a big wad of "skeet" into their mouths.

Suckers.

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[Doctor Manhattan]

Holy Crap! I missed the show last night. I totally forgot. Good thing they repeat that show a lot, next showings of last nights show are Saturday Night at 9:00 and Sunday at 10:00 PM

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[JustJon]

it's code words. they'll mind once they know what it means.

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[Doctor Manhattan]

Dave mentioned that last week: once white people figure out what 'skeet' mean, they'll be "oh my god, what have we done?"

Where did skeet "cum" from?

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[TheMojoPin]

Eh, it's Southern. Most of their slang comes from someone being drunk or inbred or both and unable to form coherent words.

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[JustJon]

skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet

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[Doctor Manhattan]

"Is Pimpin' Easy?"

"Hell, yeah!"

"Somehow that is correct!"

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[HBox]

Tonight's episode just flat out sucked.

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[monsterone]

saturday, 8pm, set your vcr's, 8 straight episodes. fucking nice.

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[newport king]

terrible episode tonight i'm annoyed i could have been catching up on some sleep.

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[KERMIT]

prob worst ever


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[phixion]

a chicken head is a fellacious woman.

oh so she gives loosey's

anyone who didnt laugh at that needs their funny bone checked

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[Fallon]

The game show sketch was funny. Thats about it.

And its time to stop "When keeping it real goes wrong".

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[TheMojoPin]

I thought it was pretty goddamn funny, except for the "Keepin' It Real Gone Too Far"...that bit jumped the something tonight.

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[monsterone]

replays at 1:30, right? overall, the show was good, but i think i prefer shorter sketches. and keepin it real was better this time.

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[TheMojoPin]

No way. Wimmenz ain't funny, not even like that.

Dave's record seems to be fine if he does a sketch twice, and that's it. L'il Jon...twice. Charlie Murphy's Stories? Twice. The good "Keepin' It Real's?" Twice.

Third times the anti-charm.

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[monsterone]

no no, he only had 2 sketches, the gameshow and keepin it real. usually there's 4 sketches to the show. short and sweet. and i didn't know you're a feminist mojo... i thought the sketch was a throwback to the girlfriend in friday

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[JustJon]

Hard to believe there's been 8 episodes for season 2 already. Is the season over?

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[TheMojoPin]

Nah, m1, I mean recurring sketches...he can only do them twice TOTAL before they lose the plot.

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[JustJon]

How many times did Paul Mooney appear this season?

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[Freakshow]

3 by my count.

twice as negrodamus
once reviewing movies

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[TheMojoPin]

Multiple appearances are fine. There's a pretty small core group of actors, so that's to be expected. But notice how many times Mooney did each sketch so far.

The exception to the rule is the random fat dude that always shows up dancing the WORST "Robot" in the history of the world. He always kills.

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[Fallon]

All eight season two episodes air Saturday starting at 9:00.

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[MHasegawa]

After watching tonights episode, I'm gonna knock up Star Jones so I don't have to work anymore.


FISH DON'T FRY IN THE KITCHEN!!! BEANS DON'T BURN ON THE GRILL!

Defeat leads me to anger...anger that leads me to victory!
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[Doctor Manhattan]

This is some good ass cheese!

And what's up with all the asian people? I know Dave's wife is asian, was that her on the show last night?

I have a thing for asian women. Right in my pants.

/ron

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[monsterone]

i beat my like it owes me money

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[HBox]

"I'll beat my dick like it owes me money."

That was sketch of the year, no, of the decade.

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[monsterone]

beat you too it


other line of the night:


a mouth is a mouth...

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<font color=green size=3>ﷲﻩמּﻰדּﻍקּﻩמּﻍ</font>
moe & horde king, come back soon
<font color=black>"what did the five fingers say to the face?"</center>
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[Doctor Manhattan]

"I say Fuck it!"

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[monsterone]

oh shit, ty biggums deep cover!!!!!!

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moe & horde king, come back soon
<font color=black>"what did the five fingers say to the face?"</center>
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[Doctor Manhattan]

do they bleep "187" but will show a puppets diseased cock? okay...

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This message was edited by SKW on 3-24-04 @ 11:02 PM

[monsterone]

not since big pun and fat joe has there ever been such an excellent remake. yeah, and it don't stop, it's 1-8-7 on the mothafuckin' rock

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moe & horde king, come back soon
<font color=black>"what did the five fingers say to the face?"</center>
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[TheMojoPin]

I kept waiting for Dre to jump out on "Deep Cover," but I'll take what I can get.

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[JustJon]

beat you too it
yeah, but he remembered to say "dick"

I'm shutting the board down, players. I'm shutting the board down... unless someone goes downtown and milks a cambodian woman for me. I only drink the finest breast milk.

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[monsterone]

i just picked up season 1 on dvd. got jacked on the price but it was an impulse buy. hot damn.

and here's an image of my buddy who appeared as and extra on the blind supremacy skit:

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<font color=green size=3>i'll beat my dick like it owes me money</font>
<font color=white>moe & horde king, come back soon</font>


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[Doctor Manhattan]

Neal Brennan is the dude who's head exploded right? He's the co-creator, writing partner and friend to Dave.

Listen to the commentary, he's a "wigger" :p

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[HBox]

Hollah Hollah Hollah Hollah Hollah Hollah Hollah Hollah Hollah Hollah Hollah Hollah Hollah Hollah Hollah Hollah Hollah Hollah Hollah Hollah Hollah Hollah Hollah Hollah Hollah Hollah Hollah Hollah Hollah Hollah Hollah Hollah Hollah Hollah Hollah Hollah Hollah Hollah Hollah Hollah Hollah Hollah Hollah Hollah Hollah Hollah Hollah Hollah Hollah Hollah Hollah Hollah Hollah Hollah Hollah Hollah Hollah Hollah Hollah Hollah

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[BoondockSaint]

your momma got one big tit and one small tit and they call her biggie smalls.

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[El Mudo]

You're so black that when you touch yourself...it should be classified as a black on black crime...

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[Doctor Manhattan]

Fuck you, Hitler!


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[NewYorkDragons80]

Charlie Murphy can't not be funny.

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[Rancor6666]

Only bad part about the show is the music at the end. Everyhting else is slap nuts funny. The rick james episode and the making the band were the funest shit ever.

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MaserSHake- [Fukin A] AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE Fukin up everyone in CStrike, dod, and WC3 every game were in. SHake SHake SHake it Ya!!!

[JustJon]

When Charlie Murphy would do that little shake and smile, he looked exactly like Eddie.

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[phixion]

all those 'misses' better be on the season 2 dvd. all unedited and in their entire length.

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"Everybody wanna be like Mike but Mike wanna be like L"
Monsterone, many much thanks.

[monkeysweat]

Only bad part about the show is the music at the end.

And that's actually a great song. The live version got screwed by crappy sound. The mics were way too loud and you could barely hear the background music.

My brother has been shot.... I think it was an Asian gang.... there was this guy.... he was Asian.... they were speaking in some different language, I think it was.... Asian.

[Doctor Manhattan]

The only musical segments I've enjoyed were Dave singing the Diff'rent Stokes Theme and the SnoopDogg/Tyrone Bigguns deut

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[phixion]

i liked the dmx music too, besides me just being a fan of x. when the dj had the track wiht vocals on it i though x was gonna kick his ass.

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[HBox]

"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch!?"

That was best sketch I will ever see. Holy shit!

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[Tall_James]

HBox - I totally agree. That sketch was fucking hilarious. Wayne Brady in "Training Day". I have a newfound respect for him. Fantastic.


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[TheMojoPin]

I can't believe I actually heard someone scream, "OH, SHIT!!! IT'S WAYNE BRADY!!!" in complete terror and panic.

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[Patches]

"Wayne Brady makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X, huh Dave?"

Hilarious!

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[Fallon]

Dammit. Now I like Wayne Brady.

Fuck.

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[phixion]

how long is this season going to be? he said theres supposed to be another new ep on wed. im not complaining but, im just proud cc has given dave this much air time. and southpark-chappelle show back to backs are fucking great.

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[Crippler]

Weren't there 12 episode in the first season? And this week's episode would make 9 so far for season 2, right? Nice, 4 more eipodes (hopefully).

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I plead the FiF!

[JustJon]

Season 1: 12 eps
2 Mixtapes (Best ofs)
Season 2: 12 shown so far, 2 more (April 14 & 21)

Already renewed for Season 3

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[HBox]

So this was really the last episode this season, and next week's is a best of. Well, that episode is gonna have to be three fucking hours long to do this season justice.

Great last episode. Charlie Murphy rules. Cocka-Dookie indeed. And any Bush bashing is A-OK in my book.

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[Doctor Manhattan]

Wayne Brady makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X


When did Dave say that before Wayne took over his show? was it this season?

Last night's episode was good, Loved the black cia guy with the yellow cake: "Don't worry, I got it in this special CIA napkin!" also loved "Some Black Dude" that old pimp guy "can I Hollar at ya? Holla, Holla, Holla, Holla, Holla, Holla..."

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Skate, ollie, and slam with Dave Chappelle as he thrashes the streets in the all-new Skate Bored game. Clear the blocks and watch a secret video!

In real life, Dave is a skater. you can see him skate on the DVD dressed as the Black White supremistist.




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This message was edited by SKW on 4-15-04 @ 10:23 AM

[Freakshow]

When did Dave say that before Wayne took over his show? was it this season?

To quote Dave:

It was Mooney!
(Paul Mooney as Negrodamus answering the question: Why do white people love Wayne Brady so much?)

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I'll have you know the contents of that dumpster are private! You stick your nose in, you'll be violating attorney-dumpster confidentiality.

[Doctor Manhattan]

That's right, Mooney. Thanks!

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[TheMojoPin]

Loved the black cia guy with the yellow cake: "Don't worry, I got it in this special CIA napkin!"

Mos Def, finding yet ANOTHER way to not be making a second album.

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[Se7en]

I loved the "Black Bush" skit. LOVED IT.

But it was kind of sad, in a way, because with one five minute (or so) sketch Dave proved that he's 1000% times funnier at political-themed comedy than......well, EVERYONE who's supposed to be a comedian on Air America.

MARS, BITCHES!

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[TheMojoPin]

Jamie Foxx as "Black Blair" almost made me piss myself.

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[BionicElbow23]

Best thing of the Black Bush Sketch: Old Antonio telling Mos Def to "not drop the cake nigga"

[monsterone]

"are you sure the baby's mine?"

"yes."

"SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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<font color=white>moe & horde king, come back soon</font>


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[Doctor Manhattan]

no one watching the show?

I was afraid when I saw it was an all music show, but I did enjoy more of Dave singing TV Theme songs and "Opps-Pow-Surprise!"

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This message was edited by SKW on 4-28-04 @ 10:22 PM

[mikeyboy]

I watched it on TiVo last night -- I got through the whole thing in about 6 minutes.

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[Doctor Manhattan]

I got through the whole thing in about 6 minutes.


That will make Dave very happy. :p

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[FUNKMAN]

one of my favorite

not sure if it's been mentioned but there was a scene where they flashed a picture of Rosie O'Donnel and Dave says:

" that's a woman that wears underwear with dickholes "

he started bustin out laughing along with Eddie Murphy's brother...

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INSIDE LOOKING OUT

[Doctor Manhattan]

I battle any sex and any race.
With you, beatin' me is like Billy Crystal playin' Scarface.
I can't see it,
Blind to the eyes,
I came up in your face
Oops-Pow Surprise!
OOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!


That shit still cracks me up, when Dave does it.

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This message was edited by SKW on 5-1-04 @ 9:11 PM

[Braveheart]

What is the name of the song Erykah Badu sings the first time she appeared in the second season?