Words of Wisdom (Please Share some)

[Rancor6666]

(Men) If you shake it more then 3 times your playing with it ;p
(Women) Always wipe Front to back and more then 3 wipes is playing with it :eg:

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MaserSHake- [Fukin A] AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE Fukin up everyone in CStrike, dod, and WC3 every game were in. SHake SHake SHake it Ya!!!

This message was edited by Rancor6666 on 1-25-04 @ 12:43 PM

[TheMojoPin]

Fix your sig pic.

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2% << December boys got it BAD >> "You might tell some lies about the good times we've had/But I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Johnny Fontane]

What Billy said - it's not OK to play with feces.

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"The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis."

[mikeyboy]

The answer to life's problems can be found at the bottom of a bottle.

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[Borne Too Loose]

He who go to sleep with itchy cooley wake up with stinky fingers.

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"All I Have In This World, Are My Balls and My Word, and I Don't Break 'em for Nobody."

[Late2party]

It's funny how at the bottom of that bottle you get your own spit.

Actually, that's not funny, it's pathetic. Carry on!

[DeltaPin]

Don't eat the yellow snow.

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[JohnnyCash]

It is better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money.

(P.J. ORourke)

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Thanks to Reefdwella for the great Sig Pic.

[ADF]

Those blood stains will come out with a little elbow grease, but you can never get them off your soul.

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This message was edited by Tall_James on 02-30-06 @ 13:48 PM

[Yerdaddy]

"Live fast, love hard and don't let anybody else use your comb!" http://hometown.aol.com/bonedaddy5/images/fonz.jpg

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TEAR THE BITCH APART!

[Katylina]

Don't ever take wooden nickels.

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<b>Thank you to ADF, Fluff, and AG for making certain sigs for me!</b>

[phixion]

weed cures cancer, ive seen it happen

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"Go sit on the toilet and pull and tug on your weiner until white stuff comes out."

[FUNKMAN]

you never have time to do it right BUT you always have time to do it over...

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i just got sig'd by the sweetest Kat...

[SatCam]

he who farts in church gets own pew.

works every time.

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[A.J.]

"The Lord loves a working man. Don't trust Whitey. See a doctor and get rid of it."

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[mercury29]

If not you..who? If not now..when?

learn or burn

nice guys dont ever finish

Love is the most expensive illusion known to man

Where the mind goes the body will follow

The only thing worth living for is sin

If you're constantly being mistreated it's because you're accepting that type of treatment

If you think you can or think you can't...you're right

God loves stupid people..look how many he made

Shit happens, quit yer bitchin'

This message was edited by mercury29 on 1-25-04 @ 5:26 PM

[Def Dave in SC]

Man who goes to sleep with hard problem wake up with solution in hand

Man who put cock in Peanut Butter jar is Fucking Nuts

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=DefDave"><br>Much Love to my Homies dcpete, Todd EVF, Pantera, Tall_James, Saddlelight Kam (sp?) and everyone else who made me a sig


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[curtoid]

"The final truth is there is no truth." - The Boomtown Rats

"A man ain't truly happy unless a man truly dies." - Prince

"The day of thy death is more blessed than the day of thy birth." - Ecclesiastes

"That soft spot on a baby's head eventually disappears." - KOP

"Kick ass!" - Morton Downey Jr.

"Do no favors for their rewards." - Chinese Proverb


[KOP]



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Always respect yerdaddy.

[FUNKMAN]

never bend over when loaded...


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i just got sig'd by the sweetest Kat...

[jocefus]

leaves of 3 let them be

when in doubt, throw it out

dont swim in the company pool




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Big ups to amy, aggie, satcam,adf and fluff for the sigs..

hey my man, what it look like

[FUNKMAN]

if it's on the ground, run!

if it's in the air, tag up!

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i just got sig'd by the sweetest Kat...

[JohnnyCash]

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.

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Thanks to Reefdwella for the great Sig Pic.

[Zipgun]

If it's black, put it back.

If it's gray, throw it away.



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[FUNKMAN]

Let It Be

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i just got sig'd by the sweetest Kat...

[Yerdaddy]

"Radio stations don't give cars to staff-members." http://hometown.aol.com/bonedaddy5/images/wb2.jpg

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TEAR THE BITCH APART!

[FUNKMAN]

'idle time' is the devils workshop

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i just got sig'd by the sweetest Kat...

[Yerdaddy]

"The white zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only."

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TEAR THE BITCH APART!

[monsterone]

the left lane is for passing, not driving

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MO¥+ErO¥E.
moe & steels, you
are greatly missed... you too
horde king

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[Yerdaddy]

"There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again."

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TEAR THE BITCH APART!

[FUNKMAN]

scratch my back and i'll scratch yours...



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i got sig'd about two weeks ago by the sweetest Kat...

[monsterone]

"one hand washes the other"

isn't that kind of wierd to have someone else wash your hands?

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MO¥+ErO¥E.
moe & steels, you
are greatly missed... you too
horde king

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[Yerdaddy]

Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose.

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TEAR THE BITCH APART!

[monsterone]

Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose.


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MO¥+ErO¥E.
moe & steels, you
are greatly missed... you too
horde king

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[RocOutWithYACockOUT]

when the elephants fight only the grass suffers

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[A.J.]

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