Survey: Best asses in show business

[Johnny Fontane]

Who has the best ass in the following categories:

(1) TV (2) movies (3) porn.

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[FUNKMAN]

Ron Jeremy


it's like he's wearing fur underwear even though he has no underwear on...


i would say Chloe...

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i just got sig'd by the sweetest Kat...

[furie]

Lopez is over rated

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This message was edited by mikeyboy on 1-25-04 @ 6:30 PM

[Johnny4]

I think Aniston has the best in T.V. Movies? How about Jennifer Love Hewitt.

I didn't see anything, I didn't hear anything, I wasn't there and if I was there I was asleep.

[Yerdaddy]

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http://www.bodycaress.com/TLC/Lotions_Lubricant/images/3337-9%20NINA%20HARTLEY%20TUSH%20PU_jpg.jpg

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TEAR THE BITCH APART!

[mdr55]

Beyonce



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[mdr55]

I think Aniston has the best in T.V. Movies? How about Jennifer Love Hewitt.


Are you kidding me?? If you want the booty think Latina or Black.

I'd give Jennifer Love Hewitt a vote if this was the best racks in show business.

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[Fallon]

Krystal Steel.

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[Heavy]

In porn its gotta be Nina Hartly. Even at age 74 shes still gotta great ass

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[newport king]

porn = ryan conner
http://www.ryanconner.com/web/freepics/021.jpg

This message was edited by newport king on 1-25-04 @ 6:52 PM

[monsterone]

Krystal Steel.



yesssssssssssssssssssss!!! most used, alisha klass (sp?)

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[CaptClown]

Make that three for Nina Hartley's ass. She maybe old and her nose ain't the best , but her ass is 1st class.

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[newport king]

television:
http://www.2momluvme.com/kardz/eeyore.gif

movies:
http://bz.berlin1.de/kino/arch/gifs/cg06shrek2.jpg


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[FUNKMAN]

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i just got sig'd by the sweetest Kat...

[keithy_19]

Well, in the media, Shakira.

In porn, Anita Blonde.

http://64.177.177.182/katylina/electricsexsig.jpg
Much thanks to Katylina

[JPMNICK]

Best ass on TV. (She was in a Big Punisher Video)

http://home.comcast.net/~nickcontardo/VidaGuerraFirstAppearance.jpeg

[phixion]

She was in a Big Punisher Video)


i saw her do weather for cold pizza too. god love vida!!!

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[furie]

veda's legs are too stubby.


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[monsterone]

veda's legs are too stubby.



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[Borne Too Loose]

How Could Stacy Keibler of WWE be overlooked??
Sacrelige!

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[JustJon]

jafter wins an award for being the biggest ass in this thread.

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[newport king]

How Could Stacy Keibler of WWE be overlooked??

great legs but cmon her she has the ass of a 10 year old boy.
http://divas.wwe.com/stacy/images/16.jpg

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[monsterone]

great legs but cmon her she has the ass of a 10 year old boy.




then call me michael jackson.

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[Def Dave in SC]

god love vida


Whats her last name, i tried googling "vida" and came up with a bunch of random shit. Someone please help me out.

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[KERMIT]

[quote]Ron Jeremy


it's like he's wearing fur underwear even though he has no underwear on...


i would say Chloe...

http://www.adultvideonews.com/archives/200102/otset/images/ots0201_02a.jpg

Agreed. Great ass

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OH Boy Is He Happy.

[monsterone]

Whats her last name, i tried googling "vida" and came up with a bunch of random shit. Someone please help me out.



her first name ina goda da


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[JustJon]

Just look on fhmus.com for pics of Vida. FHM magazine loves her.

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[Iamnotatool]

If you don't think Vida is a fox, you are a faggot. (http://www.phun.org/phun/galleries/vida_guerra/vida-guerra-guera-pics-pictures-gallery.htm)

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[mdr55]

If you don't think Vida is a fox, you are a faggot. (http://www.phun.org/phun/galleries/vida_guerra/vida-guerra-guera-pics-pictures-gallery.htm)

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You think Vida and the other ass girl you posted about are related???

[mdr55]

If you don't think Vida is a fox, you are a faggot. (http://www.phun.org/phun/galleries/vida_guerra/vida-guerra-guera-pics-pictures-gallery.htm)

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You think Vida and the other ass girl you posted about are related???


this girl may be her sister (http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/42768/page/The_most_beautifullest_ass_in_the_world.htm)

[Iamnotatool]

Nope. There are lots of lovely asses out there, and I'm gonna find em all.

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[mikeyboy]

Tool is the Indiana Jones of porn.

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[Bulldogcakes]

Jennifer Lopez. Tell me you ever saw any ass better than her's in Ananconda. Not possible. Soft, round, delicious like a new Hardee's Monster burger with double cheese and double bacon. I'll have a shake with that ass!

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[Reephdweller]

There are lots of lovely asses out there, and I'm gonna find em all.


I'll race ya!!

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This message was edited by Reefdweller on 12-15-04 @ 10:57 PM

[smiler grogan]

Nope. There are lots of lovely asses out there, and I'm gonna find em all.

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I don't believe ya, I dare you to find the best asses. Prove me wrong dammit!!!!

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This message was edited by Hottub on 12-15-04 @ 11:03 PM

[Iamnotatool]

Tool is the Indiana Jones of porn.


Farbeit from me to request a modquote. But I am no longer very fond of Ed's gaping ass.

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[Iamnotatool]

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Reefy, here's the problem.

Nextdoornikki has a club right foot. 2 toes and even those are sketchy. She's got some nasty rare disease. Sorry, but that ruins it for me.

Otherwise, nice find.

Enjoy these...


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This message was edited by mikeyboy on 12-15-04 @ 11:19 PM

[GodsFavoriteMan]

Say what you like, but I think Juan Valdez has the nicest ass.

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[Reephdweller]

Nextdoornikki has a club right foot. 2 toes and even those are sketchy. She's got some nasty rare disease. Sorry, but that ruins it for me.


Where've you seen this on her? I've seen hundreds of pictures of her, including many of them with her bare feet in the pictures and never saw what you're describing.

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[Iamnotatool]

She intentionally avoids the right foot. Philflash ain't a dumb guy. She's a Froggie from Canada. Only reason I know it's her is the pawprints on the ass...sorry bud.

She did one video/photoshoot called "Oil me down" or something, basically just her tooling around with some baby oil, and you can breifly see the club...I mean foot.

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[kevcala]

http://ginot52.free.fr/Images/Elisha_Cuthbert_Old_School.jpg

I love this one.

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[monkeysweat]

Nextdoornikki has a club right foot. 2 toes and even those are sketchy. She's got some nasty rare disease.

Actually, the chick with the club foot is Kate from Kate's Playground.

The testament to my skill is you're still listening ...

[Doctor Manhattan]

Actually, the chick with the club foot is Kate from Kate's Playground.

There was a thread on Fark (http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1226890) about Avril Lavegn that turned into a discussion of Kate's foot.

I'm waiting for Next Door Nikki to start the nude shots.

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[FUNKMAN]

Thanks for the pic Reefy!

it just made me aware that i haven't had a nice cinnamon ring in some time

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[Iamnotatool]

Damnit, it is Kate, your right, my bad.

http://www.topless-babes.com/galleries/nikki/ndn136/5pk_day2__0355.jpg

I see there are bigger pervs than me out there, nice.

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This message was edited by Iamnotatool on 12-16-04 @ 8:59 AM

[Aggie]

Yummy.

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[Crippler]

How Could Stacy Keibler of WWE be overlooked??
Sacrelige!!
Because she works for the same company as Trish Stratus. Google her up & find some pics of her swinsuit days. Maybe the best ass EVER!

Whats her last name, i tried googling "vida" and came up with a bunch of random shit
Vida Guerra...the pride of Perth Amboy (http://images.google.com/images?q=vida%20guerra&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&sa=N&tab=wi)

My two cents on the original question:
TV: Trish Stratus
Movies: Catherine Zeta-Jones (that scene from Entrapment burned her in my head forever)
Porn: make it another vote for Nina

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[mothershucker]

What happened to the "show biz" part of this thread?

I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker

[Reephdweller]

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This message was edited by Reefdweller on 12-18-04 @ 12:55 AM

[ChickenHawk]

Salma Hayek, for all 3 categories.

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[DJEvelEd]

Cameran Eubanks!!!
http://www.mtv.com/onair/realworld/season14/flipbooks/cast/images/cameron_2.jpg
http://www.mtv.com/onair/realworld/season14/flipbooks/cast/images/cameron_4.jpg
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:uBFnoJaw3TgJ:http://www.yardgnome.net/media/images/rw_cameran.jpghttp://www.mtv.com/onair/realworld/season14/images/pmo_int_cameran.jpg
http://www.mtv.com/onair/realworld/season14/flipbooks/cast/images/cameron_3.jpg

That's about as hot as it gets fellas! Now if I could only find pictures of her ASS!!!



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[TheGameHHH]

Ed......ever see that epsiode of Real World where Cameron gets the shits from eating too many burritos? funny stuff.

she's slammin' and her ass is like woah

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