Ctrl-Alt-Delete man retires from IBM

[Freakshow]

I don't think a day passes when I don't use his invention.


<a href="http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20040128/ap_on_hi_te/ctrlaltdelete_man">"I may have invented it, but Bill made it famous,"</a>

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[JustJon]

Guess he's ready to reboot his career

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[Furtherman]

Yea, but he's got nothing on the Num Lock inventor!

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So he hit "Esc".

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[Tall_James]

Maybe he just wanted to drink a "Tab"


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Oh what a world my parents gave me

[monsterone]

i heard the F8 his lunch by himeself everyday.






give it a minute.


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[Tall_James]

Maybe he just forgot how to "Enter" the building?


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Why am I always on a plane or a fast train
Oh what a world my parents gave me

[Patches]

"I may have invented it, but Bill made it famous,"


If I get this joke, am I a nerd?

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[TheKnicks23]

He just wants to "Shift" his life around.

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[monsterone]

i heard he's opening his own restaurant, the space bar & grille.


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[badorties]

Guess he's ready to reboot his career


ha, now that's funny .....



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[monsterone]

supposedly a pretty kinky guy, he spent a lot of time responding to bios/gay/curious ads.


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[FUNKMAN]

i guess his tasks at ibm have ended...

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[Butters]

Maybe he wanted his career to "End" and just wanted to go "Home" where he can "Ctrl" his "Tab" at the "Space Bar".

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[StupidGirlllll]

I heard he just wants to "BACK the new SPACE" program.

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[blancostupido]

I still don't know where the 'Any' key is...

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doesn't know what day it is

[East Side Dave]

I heard he used to @%$! Marylin Monroe.

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[DESERTEAGLE.50]

this truly is a page down in history

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[monsterone]

well, tghe man loved to eat ^'s.


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[StupidGirlllll]

I wonder were Mavis Beacon is? I bet she would be alot of help.

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[Hosp]

I heard he left because he heard Bill wanted to "Insert" something into his colon.

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[East Side Dave]

I heard while in Scotland he tried to rececitate a num lockness monster who was choking on a pretzel...

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[Freakshow]

Good news! I think the guy who invented the "Blue Screen of Death" is still going strong.

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[Bill From Yorktown]

oh come on, he is retiring because he has cancer of the ;, and also because he needs to put on a few # before the operaton.

(ok yes # is known as pound, but the real name is octothorpe - so sue me)

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[ADF]

The title of the actual news story...



'CtrlAltDelete' Inventor Restarts Career


Jon, you're a fraud.

I hope showing you up makes you take pause/break.

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[Furtherman]

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[SatCam]

I guess he was sick of living an ALT lifestyle.

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pause
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[SatCam]

I think he just wants to RETURN to his old life.

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[MattyBronx]

"I may have invented it, but Bill made it famous,"


If I get this joke, am I a nerd?

I guess I'm a nerd too. I even shared it with my nerd friends who all found it funny too.


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[sr71blackbird]

He just wanted to Ctrl un` End

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Its gotta be nice to sit at home all day

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[Reephdweller]

It's nice to see him in such Ctrl of his future, certainly it's a major Shift, but in the End I think he'll Enter his Home and take a Backspace and realize how much his little invention has accomplished. Hopefully he'll once again Insert himself back into the computing world.


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