Bruce Willis Has A Lil' Boy Crush!

[curtoid]

Strictly a rumor from MSNBC.com (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4065772/) (scroll down to the bottom of the page) on that fascinating and wacky Carter family: (http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/80/Topic/36188/page/Carter_Family_Feud.htm)

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Bruce Willis bought Aaron Carter $1 million worth of gifts, a recent lawsuit by the teen heartthrob against his mother revealed. Willis' rep didn't return The Scoop's calls wanting to know what prompted Willis' generous bouts of gift-giving. . . .

http://www.aaron-carter.com/images/mostreqhits.jpg

I guess he's showing Demi that she's not the only one who can date young boys!

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[KERMIT]

im hearing he is moving into a new home

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By the way. Wadd gets beat again. He is slipping. More of this and he has to have that AP Mod quote stripped.

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This message was edited by KERMIT on 1-29-04 @ 11:19 PM

[HBox]

I find this quite disturbing.

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[Tall_James]

I find this quite disturbing.

As do I. Perhaps he was procuring the lad's services for one of his weird looking daughters.


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[monsterone]

KOP has to change his name to king of paparazzi

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[Heavy]

You consider this a story! I dont deal in tabloid stuff people.

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[KERMIT]

You consider this a story! I dont deal in tabloid stuff people.


Oh thats right. I suppose that fattening farm was a real major story.

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[Borne Too Loose]

Bruce Willis bought Aaron Carter $1 million worth of gifts


It's like when the old man bought you a new football not to tell anyone about"what happened."

What? That didn't happen to you?

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[monsterone]

he told aaron to call him uncle black-jack mcclane.


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[Tall_James]

I saw a "Cribs" episode that featured this annoying little fuck.

I wanted to bitch slap him everytime he opened his whitebread wiggah mouth.

Hopefully Bruce was giving him the $$$ so he could beat the shit out of him in private sessions.


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[KERMIT]

I agree James he really is awful.

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[monsterone]

wiggah



hey, hey hey!!! it's racist when spelled that way. evryone knows it's wigger


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[TheMojoPin]

I thought it was "wigga".

Or just "Elvis".

Now it's just "Eminem".

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[monsterone]

I thought it was "wigga".
Or just "Elvis".
Now it's just "Eminem".


no, no, no, if we've learned anything from the n- word, it's that by adding "as/z" it's ok for black people. and since white people over-pronounce everything, "er" is our version.

"cracker" good, "cracka" no good.


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[TheMojoPin]

And Latinos CAN say it, if they're Cypress Hill or Big Pun, but it's all busted and wrong if a Latino like, say, Jennifer Lopez says it. Guess you gots to keep them bitches in check to keep it REAL.

What a dumb fucking word. And world.

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[JustJon]

Mojo, keep it real up in the field, aight?

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[monsterone]

Mojo, keep it real up in the field, aight?


looks like someone took ebonics as a second language in college. here's some grad stuff: keep it gully, one.


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[Tall_James]

Word to your mother!


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[MizzleTizzle]

Strictly a rumor


RUMER Has It Bruce is a Kid Toucher?!?! Geh-g-g-g-g-g-g-geh Geh Geh Geh Geh...

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[NewYorkDragons80]

I don't think we're allowed to rip on Aaron Carter. After all, he got with Hilary Duff.

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[JohnnyCash]

I hate that fucking kid. Just as I thought I couldnt hate anyone more than Nick Carter, his stupid little brother comes along...

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