Question about "The kings of comedy"

[ag]

Whay are they all black? Where's whitey?I mean not for nothing, and not to sound like a racist, alot of black comedians only play to a black audience. They talk about things black people do, say, eat ECT. What I really want to know is who deamed them "The Kings" And where is whitey?

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[mercury29]

Good question. I would guess they named themselves the kings of comedy, and whitey just wasn't invited.

[Doctor Manhattan]

Well, the real kings of comedy are Sam Kinison, Richard Pryor, Bill Hicks and Chris Rock.

Those guys in that special (directed by Spike Lee, what the deuce happened to that guys career?) are shit compared to my list.

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[ag]

Richard Pryor
Now he defanlty deserves to wear the crown.Chris Rock is a prince, but still funny, Personally Eddie Murphy should be in the catagory as far as kings goes. For all the Raw shows he did.

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[JohnnyCash]

Its a lie! They suck. Not a funny joke between them.

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[phixion]

the reason why it was blacks only was cuz it was directed by spike lee. and eddie murphy is THE king of comedy. raw and delirious are two comedy specials that cannot be touched. chris rock hasnt written more than 20 minutes of new comedy in over 5 years. chappelle is funnier than chris rock.

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[Se7en]

Its a lie! They suck. Not a funny joke between them.


I like Bernie Mac.

The rest? AWFUL.

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[ag]

I like Bernie Mac He's a piece of shit, unfunny. Why they gave that tool a show, god only knows

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[mikeyboy]

the problem with Eddie Murphy is that he hasn't really been funny in at least 15 years, and he doesn't have death or serious illness to blame it on.


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[KERMIT]

The Real King of com is DICE!!!!!!!!!! But only when he is on O and A. Otherwise, his Act Movies and Cds are just awful.
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[phixion]

and he doesn't have death or serious illness to blame it on


he can blame it on the fact that he stopped doing heroine. just like robin williams without the yey is unfunny. or rockstars who suck once they go through detox. this is why all drugs should be legal.

and perverted nursery rhymes is not a reason to crown someone king of comedy. ralph cramdon taking it up the ass from norton is a reason to be crowned comedy gold.

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[TheMojoPin]

There's that "Blue Collar Comedy Tour" that's all-white, all the time...and all shitty.

I dunno, these guys decided to call themselves whatever they wanted to. It's not like it's official or anything, shocking as you may find that. Someone else could come along and do the same thing. Settle down.

In other news you may find baffling, Michael Jackson isn't a REAL king of pop, and Horde King isn't actually the king of any hordes.

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[IrishAlkey]

Bernie Mac is incredibly funny.

Ron White, from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, is incredibly funny.

Eddie Murphy used to be incredibly funny, as was Pryor.

I sometimes wonder what exactly it is that any of you people find amusing. Like a retard staring at a pinwheel...

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[silera]

Bernie Mac is a god.


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[WRESTLINGFAN]

George Carlin

Enough Said!!!!!

[monkeysweat]

... alot of black comedians only play to a black audience.

Just like a lot of white comedians play to a white audience. The only difference is they're not as overt about it. In fact, most of the time it's by default.

[mdr55]

The original Kings of comedy are the kids that played buckwheat and Stymie of the Little Rascals. NOW they were funny!!!

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[JimBeam]

I've gotta agree Bernie Mac is a funny dude.
Never saw any standup by him, but all of his movie roles and TV spots are good. Great delivery.
But Steve Harvey is as funny as a fire at an orphanage. Awful !!

Doesn't the whitey show have Jeff Foxworthy ? That in itself takes away any credibility that show may have.

And Dice ? Outside of his lame, one time laugh nursery rhymes, he had nothing.




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[RocOutWithYACockOUT]

I loved this movie. But like Mojo said it's just a name. Simmer down....

EDDIE MURPHY was never really that funny. He's just like the throw back Chris Tucker and they both suck.

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[phixion]

EDDIE MURPHY was never really that funny.


download raw and delirious and tell me hes not funny.

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[jafter]

EDDIE MURPHY was never really that funny. He's just like the throw back Chris Tucker and they both suck.


Eddie Murphy was hilarious back in the 80's.

Now for the kings of comedy.

George Carlin, Richard Pryor, and Sid Ceasar.

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[BoondockSaint]

Well, if you want to see two comics who play to different crowds in one night, Jim Norton and Paul Mooney are playing Carolines Feb. 26-29.

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[ag]

George Carlin
How I forgot about that man I dont know. Saw him live twice in my life, one thanks to letterman, second thanks to Ron and Fez

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[KERMIT]

[Now for the kings of comedy.

George Carlin, Richard Pryor, and Sid Ceasar.


Excuse my Ignorance Jafter. But, Who is Sid Ceasar.


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