TOM - Is that funnier than "throw the basketball out the window."
Horde king, I know you are wise and all knowing... but my friend, Pulling the head covers trick is by far the funniest F'n thing in the entire world.
As I sit here typing this, I am laughing histerical with the memories of when I did it to that poor unfortunate girl.
(Fade to Dream/memory sequence)
I ate Taco bell for dinner, and then that moring I woke up with a tank full of gas.
I remember me gigling at the thought of it before I decided to do it, I remember her looking at me moments before I passed wind with this look on her face like:
"what the hell are thinking about, whay are you looking at me this way?"
and when I let out a loud blast that stunk up the room for the entire day, and her eyes poped out of there sockets, and then I grabbed my blanket and held it over her head trapping every bit of the stench...I never laughed harder in my life!!!
You may think you have laughed, you may think you have seen some funny shit, but my friend, there is nothing... I MEAN NOTHING funnier than that!!!!!
I only hope one day you can do this to your wife, and enjoy the hours... no days.. no months... NO F THAT YEARS OF JOYFUL memories it has brought me
REEKING of AWESOMENESS
----TomPoo
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