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Arienette
02-02-2004, 05:55 PM
.. with the luvseat!

Whether you are a sexual neophyte, in a new relationship, have mastered the Kama Sutra, or are physically challenged, the LuvSeat offers an amazing assortment of sexual positions, angles and possibilities

<a href="http://www.luvseat.com/Prod_Disc_LuvSeat.html">and you can pass it off as an exercise bench</a>

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SuperClerk
02-02-2004, 05:57 PM
Damn. I thought you said "Danish Mattress Monopoly". I was all ready to add to my collection.

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Potvin doesn't suck.

sr71blackbird
02-02-2004, 05:59 PM
http://www.offer.tv/images/body_excercise_ball.jpg

These are alot cheaper, and fun too!

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Yerdaddy
02-02-2004, 06:04 PM
and you can pass it off as an exercise bench

that stinks like sex.

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TEAR THE BITCH APART!

FUNKMAN
02-02-2004, 06:05 PM
I already have kitchen chairs, chairs on wheels, stairs, and a couple workout benches...

but Thanks for thinking of us! You have a good heart!

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i got sig'd about three weeks ago by the sweetest Kat...

monsterone
02-02-2004, 06:05 PM
do these handsome briefs come with it?

http://www.luvseat.com/RearEntryClean.jpg

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moe & steels, you
are greatly missed... you too
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A.J.
02-03-2004, 09:17 AM
My priest had one of those.

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A Skidmark production.

Red Sox Nation

MizzleTizzle
02-03-2004, 09:49 AM
that dude almost looks like conan.

arienette, youre giving me wood showing stuff like that.

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stickyfingers
02-03-2004, 10:03 AM
you can do anyone of those in any given bedroom at any given time. Also, that is definitely something you purchase with someone you are already doing....there is no way if I have one of those things and I bring a new girl home she'd be really into trying out my fuck bench...."but I only used it once...no."

This is for people that have run out of ideas/trying to rekindle the fading flame.










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blakjeezis
02-03-2004, 02:05 PM
Now my back hurts.

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If I were any better, I'd have to be twins!!
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EQ
02-03-2004, 02:18 PM
Rock, Rock, Rock.. Rock away ON my Bedding.

Fuck, Fuck, Fuck.. Fuck away with your bedding.

Rock, Fuck, Fuck a Rock, just...

Mock a Blood-letting, YEAH!!

Randi?

Have I stolen ADF's style of posting?
Jesus, I think I need a Zima.

blancostupido
02-03-2004, 02:33 PM
You won't forget Paul Snider.



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