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DJEvelEd
02-05-2004, 09:29 PM
PALESTINE, Texas - A state trooper found 23 dogs, three cats and a chicken in a van during an East Texas traffic stop, and he said the driver and her elderly passenger were covered in animal feces.

"When I approached the van I could smell the stench 20 to 30 feet away," Texas Department of Public Safety Trooper Jim Cleland told the Palestine Herald-Press in its Thursday editions. "It was then I discovered the animals."

He said feces were piled up to one foot deep in parts of the van.

Robin Vanwert, 51, of Marshall, was arrested on suspicion of drunken driving after the Wednesday afternoon stop on U.S. 79 just east of Palestine, about 100 miles southeast of Dallas. She was being held Thursday in the Anderson County jail. Bond had not been set.

The passenger was described as an elderly disabled man and was taken to a local motel, Cleland said.

The animals were taken to the Anderson County Humane Society shelter. Virginia Hightower, a board member at the shelter, said the animals ranged in sizes and breeds. They appeared to be in good condition but will be evaluated, she said.

"We think that she was just picking up animals," Hightower said.

"It looks like the animals have been in (the van) for months," said Palestine animal control officer Terry Garner.

Those crazy Palestinians!!!


The van left some nasty skidmarks.


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monsterone
02-05-2004, 09:31 PM
we need a link there buddy. with your imagination, put some proof on the table.

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DJEvelEd
02-05-2004, 09:33 PM
I can't make this "shit" up!!!

Here is the shit you want (http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansascity/news/nation/7884346.htm)

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monsterone
02-05-2004, 09:37 PM
well, technically i can't discredit you ed. i don't want to register to get the story, but i guess you've set the bar for a man how chases f‘ces stories.

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DJEvelEd
02-05-2004, 09:40 PM
I saw the story on CNN and did this search:

Google search results (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=texas+23+dogs+feces&btnG=Google+Search)

I linked to it without subscribing.

http://images.zwire.com/local/Z/Zwire1994/zwire/images/STINKY%20STOP961.jpg
Detailing the van.



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monsterone
02-05-2004, 09:43 PM
ed, is that you in your sig or yer daddy?

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DJEvelEd
02-05-2004, 09:51 PM
It's me dammit. Don't I look elegant in Brown?


Oh what a shit-job!!!
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IrishAlkey
02-05-2004, 10:42 PM
I love Ed more than words can describe.

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monsterone
02-05-2004, 10:46 PM
I love Ed more than words can describe.



scatty scatterton

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Yerdaddy
02-05-2004, 10:52 PM
ed, is that you in your sig or yer daddy?

Jesus, that IS me. Bad kitty!

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IrishAlkey
02-05-2004, 10:53 PM
Well, maybe a couple words can sorta' come close to describing my love... BUT ONLY CLOSE!

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stickyfingers
02-06-2004, 12:35 AM
state trooper found 23 dogs, three cats and a chicken in a van


Isn't that how all good pornos start?



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mikeyboy
02-06-2004, 05:59 AM
Does somebody send you a newsletter with all the big scat stories, Ed?

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Tall_James
02-06-2004, 06:19 AM
Wadd...are you listening? THIS is how you report the news!

FNN - F‘cesT News Network
"If it smells funny - there's probably a story there!"

Nice job Ed.


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ADF
02-06-2004, 06:28 AM
Move along, nothing to see here. Move along.

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DJEvelEd
02-06-2004, 08:38 AM
Put a camera in the van and you got yourself a new "reality show".


He said feces were piled up to one foot deep in parts of the van.

Was the driver was shitting in the van too? What about the pee? Did it just drip out the sides? That's Ruff!!!

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