View Full Version : Quit Looking At Me Like I Have 2 Heads!!!
DJEvelEd
02-06-2004, 01:54 PM
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A Dominican baby born with a second head is to undergo a dangerous marathon operation on Friday when surgeons try to sever the appendage and prevent haemorrhaging from shared arteries.
Led by a Los Angles-based neurosurgeon who successfully separated Guatemalan twins, a team will spend about 13 hours removing Rebeca Martinez's second head, which has a partially formed brain, ears, eyes and lips.
Eighteen surgeons, nurses and doctors will take several rotations to cut off the undeveloped tissue, clip the veins and arteries and close the skull of the seven-week-old baby using a bone graft from another part of her body.
Good Luck Little Baby!!!!
2 headed baby story (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_862808.html)
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bigbaldirish
02-06-2004, 02:14 PM
*edited on account of i felt really bad having made the joke*
but i'm still going to hell for that comment
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Already a locked thread (http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/36249/page/Two_Headed_Baby_.htm)
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sr71blackbird
02-06-2004, 03:44 PM
Sheeshe!! There are some here that are upset by this and they asked that we not bring it up. It was already a locked discussion. Try and be sensitive
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DJEvelEd
02-06-2004, 03:55 PM
My bad. I missed the thread due to my vacation. I saw that the operation was today and I was hoping for the best for this innocent one's chance at a normal life..
If people are upset, just delete this, I really didn't know there was a locked thread already. I only searched back a week or so and missed it.
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silera
02-06-2004, 04:03 PM
Speaking on behalf of Dominicans everywhere, I am not offended.
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IrishAlkey
02-06-2004, 04:07 PM
You're gonna' try and tell us what we can and can't fucking discuss when both Jon and Bobby went in that thread and made fucking jokes?
Obviously, everything hits fucking close to home for any individual on this board. Nobody attacked a specific member of this site. I respect the fact that it might be a sore subect for individuals, but if a specific member isn't being taunted, then there is no fucking way you should be locking threads like this. It's absolute bullshit, and you know it. I stay quiet, usually. I run a site. I know it's fucking impossible to keep everybody happy. But locking a discussion about a current topic is way over the fucking line, guys. Way over...
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mikeyboy
02-06-2004, 04:08 PM
I don't know the details about the locking of the other thread, but I don't believe anyone was offended by the reporting of the story, but rather the joking comments that were made in the thread. I think for parents or potential parents the joking about such a horrible situation was very upsetting.
But, as I said, I really don't know the details.
Edit: and I'm not locking this one.
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silera
02-06-2004, 04:11 PM
I request that from this moment forward, no further mention EVER in ANY thread about ANYTHING be made about hispanic women, that have children, and are divorced, and date Irishmen.
Sorry, but that just hits too close to home, and I am a humorless dope that pays way too much attention to what people may type in jest into the the EVERSOIMPORTANT realm of the internet.
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IrishAlkey
02-06-2004, 04:14 PM
I totally grasp the concept that somebody that had a potential problem when their child was born might not wanna' read the jokes.
Personally, I wouldn't have made a joke.
But if you're gonna lock that, you're setting an awful precedent on what's acceptible and not acceptible on this board. This is a fucking comedy site.
If someone isn't being personally attacked, you can't keep people from making a joke. It's bullshit. If it's a sensitive subject, don't read it.
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TheMojoPin
02-06-2004, 08:34 PM
It was a rare occurance, based on people here LOSING THEIR OWN CHILDREN. It's not something typically done, nor will it become a regular occurance. It was done out of simple courtesy for something not usually encountered in everything we talk about here. Maybe it was mistake and not the best choice, but I readily admit I did it, and it felt right for that exception. It's not something I plan to do on a regular basis, and I don't expect to have to. The locking wasn't a big deal at the time, and I don't see why it would be now. The requests I received were unusal in the reasons (ie - something rarely, if EVER, encountered here) why they asked for the locking, so I made an exception. I guess people losing their own children is my line (And it's something typically NOT an issue with all the various topics we discuss here). I apologize if I stepped over anyone else's with it.
It won't be done for people who are offended, who "knew someone somewhere this happened to", who just don't like the topic...I did it because I had TWO seperate requests because of that reason above, which struck me as VERY odd, and something I've NEVER encountered before OR since. It wasn't some big agenda, nobody complained about it being locked, so I figured it simply wouldn't be that big a deal. If it was, I apologize.
If it's so essential for someone to HAVE to make a joke about fatal birth defects, that's not my problem. Feel free to do so here. I won't lock it this time. The posters involved with the locking request before should understand that I cut them a break, and shouldn't expect it again and again, and stay away from threads like this. I only did it once before because it felt like a semi-decent thing (Especially given the reasoning why, which to me it's a bit fucking more dramatic and traumatic than just someone being "offened", AND it's a topic that we're probably not going to run into too often here) to do and the expense was one little thread that was fading out anyways. Quit pissing like it's the end of the world. Joke away and get off the fucking box.
That thread is locked. This one is open. Taste the difference. You're arguing over bupkis.
Looking back on the old one, it was wrong of me to lock it, so I fully 'fess up.
My bad.
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silera
02-06-2004, 08:37 PM
You're the one on the box.
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TheMojoPin
02-06-2004, 08:40 PM
I should kick you in yours.
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silera
02-06-2004, 08:47 PM
Your toes are included in the restraining order.
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IrishAlkey
02-06-2004, 08:52 PM
Trust me, I see your point.
I've dealt with sensitive shit myself.
I was only trying to help give you guys some input on what it takes to moderate a site like this.
It ain't easy.
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TheMojoPin
02-06-2004, 08:52 PM
I have a hoof.
EDIT - Fuck you, carbunkle. I was all set to make nice until you messed up the timing of my response. IT'S FUCKIN' ON.
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IrishAlkey
02-06-2004, 08:56 PM
Boob.
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mikeyboy
02-06-2004, 09:00 PM
I'll ban the lot of you just because I can.
Edit: Even Mojo. It's just a question of who gets to the admin page first.
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TheMojoPin
02-06-2004, 09:00 PM
Tit-sweat.
EDIT - FUCK BEANS!!! Do NOT post until you are sure I'm not posting! In fact, just wait until I log off! I'LL BRING THE IRON BAN.
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DJEvelEd
02-06-2004, 10:24 PM
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I won't use the joke that belongs here. It's just too shocking.
Please just flush it down already.
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East Side Dave
02-07-2004, 04:56 AM
I like babies.
Twice is nice!
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DJEvelEd
02-07-2004, 08:06 AM
That really sucks.
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TheMojoPin
02-07-2004, 08:13 AM
That's such a horrible situation either way, whether she lived or died. I wouldn't wish having to deal with that on ANYONE. Makes me kinda question this whole "God" thing, because this kind of situation doesn't make ANY sense.
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This message was edited by TheMojoPin on 2-7-04 @ 12:16 PM
I don't believe in god, but I don't see how this would be the proverbial straw that breaks the camel's back. A lot worse things have happened. Still, it's a very sad story and my condolences, for what they're worth, go out to the family.
This, however, is just creepy...
The surgery was complicated because the two heads shared arteries. Although only partially developed, the mouth on her second head moved when Rebeca was being breast-fed.
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DJEvelEd
02-07-2004, 08:28 AM
I don't question God because God just planted the seeds. Free will and fate then take over. I believe there is an infinite amount of fates that could have and DID happen to this girl. In another dimention, Rebeca may not even have this problem, and God is never questioned. I believe EVERY possible reality is mapped out like a grid so God is aware of everything but really needs to do nothing but let life happen to all of these realities. In another hundred years here on Earth 1, Rebeca may have survived and wrote a book. We just didn't have the technology to save her at this point.
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TheMojoPin
02-07-2004, 08:32 AM
I'm not saying this is a "straw"...this is just the KIND of thing that makes me question a higher power, or at least a truly benevolent one.
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<i>pssst! there isn't one.</i>
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Johnny Fontane
02-07-2004, 08:41 AM
pssst! there isn't one.
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DJEvelEd
02-07-2004, 08:48 AM
God is back! And this time he's:
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TheMojoPin
02-07-2004, 09:14 AM
She's gonne sing it AGAIN if you don't knock it off...
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furie
02-07-2004, 09:25 AM
she's gone (http://www.cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/02/07/dominican.surgery.ap/index.html)
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East Side Dave
02-07-2004, 10:07 AM
well, whether it's to Morgan Freeman or Clapton my prayers are still with baby.
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DJEvelEd
02-09-2004, 11:26 AM
pssst! there isn't one.
Even if you believe in nothing, you believe in God because God is everything, so God is also nothing.
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keithy_19
02-09-2004, 11:37 AM
Your all wrong, and right, sort of. God is actually an alien. These aliens live on the planet ‘ś”, pronounced Uggy Buggy Wuugy. They created the earth from space junk. They sent people to live here too. James Carvel, Will Smith, Sam Cassel, there all aliens. After awhile tho, they got bored with the earth and put a curse on us. It says bad shit happens to the innocent and defenseless but not to scumbags.
nellie
02-09-2004, 11:39 AM
If there is a god, would there not also be a goddess? Kind of like a balance....
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JustJon
02-09-2004, 12:05 PM
If there is a god, would there not also be a goddess? Kind of like a balance....
Not in a monotheistic society.
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