Beyonce Knowles as Lois Lane???

[RingWraith]

Beyonce wants to audition for the role of Lois Lane in the next Superman movie.
Now I got nothing against her and I do think shes hot and all, but come on!! She is no Lois Lane.
Does every movie nowadays have to be politically correct?
What do you ppl think???

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[TheMojoPin]

How is it PC if she hasn't even been cast?

And if she was, it would be dumb as hell. I couldn't give two figs if Catwoman is black or not, or even Lois Lane, but Beyonce just comes across as some, "I'm a pretty girl! *GIGGLE!*"-type, which doesn't even come close to the brittle, overly ambitious, pseudo-dyke Lois Lane's always been. But if they found an actress who could do that perfectly and she was black, should it matter? Of course not. Now a black Superman? Fuck no. Call me whatever you want, that's just retarded.

Yeah, that's right. I just over-analyzed Lois Lane. SUCK ON IT.

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[ChickenHawk]

I heard something a while back about Natalie Portman considering the role. I'd much prefer that.

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[TheMojoPin]

Why, is Lois Lane now just a reporter at busy metropolitan high school newspaper?

Fuck that one-note-acting waste.

Besides, her awful presence will no doubt mean some teen "heart-throb" playing Supes...and NO amount of Natalie Portman is worth that.

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[ChickenHawk]

You're just jealous I'm dating her and you're not.

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[TheMojoPin]

You damn scalywag!

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[PanterA]

Well Michael Clark Duncan made a great Kingpin.

A Black Women has played catwomen before.

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[TheMojoPin]

Yeah, what he said.

Find the right actress, no matter what color, it would work. But I don't think for an instant they'll even do the first part right.

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[monsterone]

You're just jealous I'm dating her and you're not.


what, did you name your left hand natalie?

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[HBox]

Just imagine: Will Smith as Superman, Knowles as Lois Lane, and Nick Cannon as Jimmy Olson, LL Cool J as Perry White, and Chris Tucker as Lex Luthor.

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[monsterone]

my man, you are the next producer of barbershop 3.

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[TheMojoPin]

"Nick Cannon is HILARIOUS."

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[HBox]

I'd have no idea who Nick Cannon is if it weren't for Dave Chappelle.

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[monsterone]

like you all haven't rented drum line like 100 times

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[HBox]

drum line

The movie that proved Black kids+anything=$$$$$

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[monsterone]

coming from someone who gave you got served 3 thumbs up.

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[ChickenHawk]

what, did you name your left hand natalie?
...Right hand.

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[sleepyeyed_Jynx]

Well, I dunno. In The Matrix, The Wakoswki (how ever you spell it) brothers had Will Smith in mind to be Neo. The film was reportedly to be about oppression and triumph as Morpheous, who is Neo's mentor is black, and all the agents are white.

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[Hoojibs]

I've been reading on www.aintitcool.com that at first she was being considered and then she wasn't but the newest article listed here may say otherwise.

McG wants Beyonce to be LL (http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=16953)

It seems the director McG who did the Charlie's Angels movie wants to cast her as Lois Lane. I think this is another mistake by Warner Brothers.



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[JustJon]

McG is a fucknut. 'Nuff said.

And I agree with Mojo, it's not about color, it's about image.

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[Doctor Manhattan]

so McG is only going to do remakes? Can't this guy do an original movie? He doesn't have to write a new movie, just direct something that wasn't on TV decades earlier.

And No Drew Barrymore as Lois Lane!

Why is Beyonce Knowles famous? she is okay looking but not really that hot. Is she a good singer? I wouldn't even know with the current state of R&B/Pop

She ruined Austin Powers (her and the tons of Cameos with no story)

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it's not about color, it's about image.


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[Tall_James]

It's been done already...

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[mikeyboy]

I'm just appalled that Lois Lane used to have her own comoc book.

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[Doctor Manhattan]

Why don't they have word ballons on Comic book covers anymore? That comic got 3 frames of the story out of the way!

In the 90's all comics were crome plated with 3D raised images...

What do they do now?

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[TheMojoPin]

I'm just appalled that Lois Lane used to have her own comoc book.

Then I shan't share with you this issue of "Superman's Pal, Jimmy Olsen!"

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[monkeysweat]

Why is Beyonce Knowles famous? she is okay looking but not really that hot.

A pox on you ...

My brother has been shot.... I think it was an Asian gang.... there was this guy.... he was Asian.... they were speaking in some different language, I think it was.... Asian.

[RingWraith]

So I guess we'll have The Rock as Superman. And Suge Knight as Lex Luthor.

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[JustJon]

Give me Superman: Red Son as a movie. That would rock!

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Of course, they'd never have the balls to do it as a movie.

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