I just wanted to say Goodbye

[Crazy Jen]

Thank you for all your support for trying to get me unbanned but it looks like i messed up. I am banned. This is still my favorite show ever and I will be returning as a listener. It was great to meet the boys and so many sweet people. Wonderboy and Jdubbs are the best. I hope one day the boys can forgive me.


Crazy Jen

Thank you all for being such good friends

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[silera]

You don't have to leave the board.



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[monsterone]

play that sad walking away music from the incredible hulk

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MO¥+ErO¥E.
moe & steels, you
are greatly missed... you too
horde king</center>

[JohnnyCash]

Dont go Jen. You will get back on.

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[Reephdweller]

Jen, don't leave the board. Plus, the others are right, you won't be banned for long.

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[monsterone]

TAKE THE WIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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MO¥+ErO¥E.
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[Stalker Patti]

Dont worry; youre not going anywhere!! You are still family!!

[Reephdweller]

That is HILARIOUS Monster1!!

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[ADF]

I think when Ron bans you, you're banned from the board as well.





Just kidding!

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[Wormwood]

he's right

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.Bill Russell didn't take no junk, and Darryl Dawkins got a monster dunk

[monsterone]

what are the fucking odds that patti would post right after me??? < dlk > hi paddddiii < /dlk >

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MO¥+ErO¥E.
moe & steels, you
are greatly missed... you too
horde king
"what did the five fingers say to the face?"</center>

[smiler grogan]

Relax crazy lady,
This board is not officially connected to ron and fez you don't have to leave here. Also give it some time don't call the show just listen, your wackadoo ass is comedy gold you will in a future date return.
Just ask Al Dukes about people being banned ..........ohh err nevermind.

[Crippler]

monsterone 02-09-2004 @ 10:30 PM

TAKE THE WIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Stalker Patti 02-09-2004 @ 10:34 PM

Dont worry; youre not going anywhere!! You are still family!!

Now that's some funny shit....nice timing m1!

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[curtoid]

Uh-huh.

Sure.

You're banned.

*wink * *wink*

Ok...



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[Cigar Sid]

play that sad walking away music from the incredible hulk

Family Guy
Stewie
Wasted Talent

Count it

[monsterone]

what would you do for u2 tickets? would you put your hands down his pants to get them?


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MO¥+ErO¥E.
moe & steels, you
are greatly missed... you too
horde king
"what did the five fingers say to the face?"</center>

[curtoid]

Well, after having some time to think about this, and my cracker-jack ability to noodle shit through, I think I've come up with the real reason Jen has decided to give up so easy, and it has nothing to do with being banned, and everything to do with Crazy Mama and Crazy Sister calling, e-mailing and IMing the show, the board and Ron directly.

Just a hunch (*it should be noted that I do keep confidences when told or observed first hand, and when I make these wild ass leaps of logic on here, it's simply from what I hear on the show, or read on here, just like everyone else, so there's no first hand knowledge at work here*) but I suspect that Jen feels that the Ron and Fez Show and the message boards, which have been her safe zone, have now been invaded by her other, real life.

Her husband is one thing, but then Mama and Sis calling it, and obviously listening, and then posting, and then e-mailing and IMing, all becoming part of the show may be a bit much for the Milk Queen.

Anyway, I hope she reconsiders whatever the reason - I hope she's not serious - and I hope she retakes her place on the show, because (damnit) I was ready to go see her do some comedy!



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This message was edited by curtoid on 2-10-04 @ 3:18 PM

[CrazyClare]

at least she didnt get kicked out of the house when her parents found out she was on a radio show.

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thanks to my Bo, Monsterone.

[East Side Dave]

Are your parents related to John Sykes?

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[CrazyClare]

no they're just assholes.

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[Tall_James]

http://www.encuentro2000.org/goodbye.jpg


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Why am I always on a plane or a fast train
Oh what a world my parents gave me

[East Side Dave]

no they're just assholes.


Let's pour gravy and potatoes on them.

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[Tall_James]

Let's pour gravy and potatoes on them.

Thus making them "delicious" assholes


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Why am I always on a plane or a fast train
Oh what a world my parents gave me

[East Side Dave]

Then we'll serve them up to Dan Frischman and Dan Schneider stars of T.V.'s "Head of the Class" and we'll say to them, "Now you're in the bellies of the class!!" Yessssss!!

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[saveopieanthony.net]

"I hate to see you go but i'd love to watch you leave.."

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"Really...that means he must know you" - Ron

[Tall_James]

...and then we'll stick bulbs from my "Lite-Brite" set in their ears and hit them with Pinata sticks!


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Why am I always on a plane or a fast train
Oh what a world my parents gave me

[Crippler]

Let's pour gravy and potatoes on them.

I likes mines wit' syrp!

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[saveopieanthony.net]

TO
CRAZY JEN

http://www.summerislerecords.com/davidfisher/firehorse/images/titles/lyric_titles/goodbye.gif
FROM

http://www.1067wjfk.com/images/rf_logo_side.gif

Big Ass Card Holder 1230 (whoo--aaah)

"Ronnie...this guy Hank said "I'm going to kill you Fat girl" - Fez
"Really...that means he must know you" - Ron

[Tall_James]

http://zalce.com/zalce/adios.jpg


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Why am I always on a plane or a fast train
Oh what a world my parents gave me

[East Side Dave]

...then we'll glue jolly ranchers to 'em and let Alex Trebek go a-lickin'!!

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[MizzleTizzle]

Anyone taking odds she calls In tonight like last night??

I say she will definately call.

[Witness]

I hope she does. :)

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[Katylina]

TAKE THE WIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Priceless.

Nobody likes a quitter.

Stick with it.

Get some tips from Stalker Patti.


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[Dudeman]

i say keep doing the milk challange every friday night until you can do it right.


-the dude is online-

[RF Godfather]

Great job taking down Wonderboy a peg as well as Monster.

Crazy Jen for producer!

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"Time to make a little noise!" --Shane Douglas

[Crazy Jen]

thank you

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[Iamnotatool]

Hey LooneyBin, just keep calling if it gets you through the day. If you don't want to, don't. I'll try not to lose any sleep over it, and if I do, I can just masturbate thinking about ESD's Mashed Taters-n-gravy asshole, or Cripp's w/ Syrp

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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[jax]

Haven't you been on the air more since being banned?

[yarpwizard]

Crazy Jen, I will miss you .....just keep calling and you will get back on somehow....Good Luck


Keep posting....don't leave the board!

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A mind is a terrible thing to dyworf.

[Tall_James]

This is the longest goodbye on record.


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Why am I always on a plane or a fast train
Oh what a world my parents gave me

[Arienette]

just keep calling and you will get back on somehowdoesn't the fact that they let her calls through mean that she's not banned? what are we still talking about here?

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the ice in my teeth keep the crystal cold
</center>

[Ndugu]

they banned al but they still talked to him sometimes




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[NewYorkDragons80]

he's right
About the baby ox?

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[DrunkPaul]

When there's a will to get back on the show, there's a butt-cold, triffelin' ass Roy Roger's parking lot tele. And where there's a butt-cold, triffelin' ass Roy Roger's parking lot tele, there's a way.

Good Luck in your triffelin' ass conquest to Ron and Fez Redemption.

"My advice to you is to drink heavily." "You should listen to him, he's pre-med."

[Matrix]

Goodbye but you should still come back.

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Computer Forums (http://www.computerforums.org)
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[curtoid]

This is the longest goodbye on record

Yeah...it's right up there...

http://www.kissasylum.com/photos/birnbaum_62700/Finale.jpg


http://www.wynonna.com/pix/g_photo_judds.jpg


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[b]KOP Out[b]


This message was edited by curtoid on 2-14-04 @ 9:52 AM

[MizzleTizzle]

You forgot The Who; when I saw them in 1982, it was dubbed 'The Farewell Tour", along with Rolling Stone Cover Story simply titled "The Who, The End".

The irony was not lost when i was watching them live two years ago, that 2 frigging decades had passed.

With Entwhistle now gone, any Who tour should simply be called: "Who's Left?"

---

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just below the surface of what we might call our ordinary lives lie riches

[TheMojoPin]

The Who are now only the guitarist and the lead singer.

The Beatles are now only a drummer and a bassist.

BRING ON THE WHOTLES.

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[whorehay]

Happy V.D. Jen

[Snoogans]

this bitch didnt leave yet. what kinda ban is this, pete rose had it worse than that

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[East Side Dave]

Happy V.D. Jen.

I didn't know venerial diseases could be happy.



And happy crabs, everyone.



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[Arienette]

*claps*


<img src="http://www.blazinbeauties.com/images4/amy_lee/amy_lee_14.jpg">

i wish that you would just leave
your presence still lingers here
and it won't leave me alone


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the ice in my teeth keep the crystal cold
</center>

[inksite.com]

And happy crabs, everyone.

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This message was edited by inksite.com on 2-14-04 @ 10:24 PM

[Cybersoldier]

Don't leave the board, I'm sure the ban in temporary and you got supporters here.

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"I get the feeling when lesbians are looking at me they're thinking, THAT's why I'm not hetrosexual."

[curtoid]

So, reading over the transcripts (all you have to do is send $5.00 to WJFK, along with a S.A.S.E., for transcripts and they show up in the mail the next day) to the episode of the Ron and Fez Show in which Crazy Jen got banned, it becomes clear that the idea to ban Crazy Jen did NOT come from either Ron or Fez.

It did not even come from Wonder "Take No Prisoners" Boy, or J-Dubs, or even the big Mexican, The Jeffy.

It was...CRAZY JEN

Yes, my friends! Go back to the tapes and listen to radio history as a frantic Jen asks Ron if she is banned (out of no where!), and Ron tells her she is not. Then she asks ONE MORE TIME, and Ron then says, that yes...she is banned.

She ain't crazy for nothin.'

Another thesis for another door...

curtoid



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[smiler grogan]

my guess on why she won't be totally banned is because of the lack of wacky guests/callers. I'm not trying to offend D.C. fans but theres not nearly as many goofy people calling in that the boys can utilize. Crazy Jen is lucky theres no other wacky callers.

[mikeyboy]

So, reading over the transcripts (all you have to do is send $5.00 to WJFK, along with a S.A.S.E., for transcripts and they show up in the mail the next day) to the episode of the Ron and Fez Show in which Crazy Jen got banned, it becomes clear that the idea to ban Crazy Jen did NOT come from either Ron or Fez.

It did not even come from Wonder "Take No Prisoners" Boy, or J-Dubs, or even the big Mexican, The Jeffy.

It was...CRAZY JEN

Yes, my friends! Go back to the tapes and listen to radio history as a frantic Jen asks Ron if she is banned (out of no where!), and Ron tells her she is not. Then she asks ONE MORE TIME, and Ron then says, that yes...she is banned.

She ain't crazy for nothin.'



So I'm not the only one who noticed that. Yes, Jen is this first one to start throwing around the word banned.

It actually starts even earlier in the segment than that. (Flip back a couple of pages in the transcript.) Jen started throwing out the banning as a possibility without using the word banned. I think it was when Ron said he didn't want the comedy CD she wanted to give him. She said something like "You're going to get rid of me, aren't you?"

Eventually they did.

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[TeaBag420]

A perfect plan, perfectly executed.

Holmes: What was the strange thing about the crazy non-blinking woman in the night, Watson?

Watson: Why, I don't know Holmes, what was it?

Holmes: Dear old Watson, it was the fact that she was crazy and non-blinking. Elementary, really.

Watson: I say! Wasn't it preschool, Holmes?

Holmes: Splendid, my dear chap! Now we must hurry to Mikey D's and protect young Linnae. The nudity's afoot!! I fear we may already be too late!

[Arienette]

She said something like "You're going to get rid of me, aren't you?"

Eventually they did.except they didn't.

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</center>

[Katylina]

And happy crabs, everyone.


Crabs sure make ME happy.

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This message was edited by monsterone on 2-17-04 @ 8:47 PM