Ritz Chips

[keithy_19]

Has anyone else had these? There friggin great. Really addictive, but really good. Everyone should go and eat them now.

[Katylina]

I have heard of double posts, but not double topics. You truly amaze me. Let's do the death scene now, where the hermit crab comes out of my pussy.

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[serVice]

Ritz chips? i've never heard of such a thing. Are you talking, Ritz crackers, or UTZ chips?

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Givin' it the old community college try.

[SatCam]

where the hermit crab comes out of my pussy

The relevance to this thread? I don't know, but that is so fucking hot.

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[keithy_19]

No, lets start with the beggining. The first scene is you in the pet store. I am sweeping behind the cages for the dogs.

Katylina=Kat
Keith=K

K-Can I help you?
Kat-why yes, I need a pet.
K-A pet, well did you come to the right place.
Kat-I thought the sign said pet store.
K-Well it did say pet store.
Kat-Which is why you said that predicatble line.
K-I suppose so. So what kind of pet do you want?
Kat-A cat, or dog!
K-Sorry. Some recently came into the store and bought them all. Then they sped away exclaiming, 'i'm gunna poo on you good bitch.' Sadly the man took a male dog.
Kat-Well, what about a fish?
K-I'm sorry. I was hungry. I had to eat something so I fried those fuckers up.
Kat-How twistedly amusing! Well, doyu have any pets!?
K-Yes, we have two left. They don't get along nicely tho. Its a ferret named Bodacious bob and a hermit crab named STD. Its his intials. We don't know what his name is. Which would you like?
Kat-I dunno. Let me watch them fight to see who wins me over.
K-Ok!
(ferret and hermit crab fight, hermit crab wins because of a big knife)
Kat-The ferret lost! I want the hermit crab!
K-Ok! What a happy day for you!
(SCene closes with the ferret staring at Kat and the hermit crab evily. They are now enemies)

[Katylina]

Scene 2: Kat's Apartment (yeah right she still lives with her parents) Kat is standing naked in the kitchen.

Kat- Oh I am so happy that I have my little STD. Crabs rock!

(crab scuttles across the floor)

Kat- hmm what shall I make for dinner? I know I'll use this peanut butter and bread to make a sandwich.

(gets peanut butter out of cabinet)

Kat- Oops. Silly me. I dropped the peanut butter, and it landed in my pussy.

(camera turns to hermit crab who scuttles across the kitchen floor towards Kat)

Hermit Crab (it's like a Disney film- animals can talk!): I love me some peanut butter.

(crab digs into peanut butter)

Kat- Oh no. There is an STD in my pussy!

(camera fades to black)

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[SatCam]

oh my gawd, you guys!!!
hasn't DjEvelEd tought you anything?
SatCam: You write your diaglouge like this.

Put some effort into it!!

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[Katylina]

We are writing a classy movie. Not a porn.

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[SatCam]

May your feces be successful in fece world.

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[keithy_19]

(In keith's room, with the ferret)

K-Its great to be home. I'm glad to be home. I really hope that lady has fun with her hermit crab. I could just imagine her now, naked, getting peanut butter and STD craving some. Its times like these where I love my job.

ferret-Shut up keith. Your nothing but a creep. I should have one that fight, the son of a bitch crab cheated. Fuckingt wat.

k-watch your mouth boadcious, stop being a soar loser.

ferret-I hate all of you, you, that lady, and that STD. You will all burn in hell! I'll get you back for this you bastard!

K-aww, your just cranky, do you want some music? Ok, i'll put on your favorite.

(puts in simon and garfunkles greatets hits)

ferret-I am so so so angry with you i'm gunna ki...Oh, this is nice. I like these guys so much. They were so talented with there guitar playing and clever lyrics. I think i'll go to sleep now keith. With thoughts of you dead!. Goodnight.

k-Goodnight bodacious, sleep tight you little metrosexual you.

(fade to black)

[SatCam]

[Scene: Keith and Katalina are in her room]
Keith: Five dollars I won't cum in your mouth.
Katalina: RAPE!!! RAPE!!!

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[Katylina]

Scene 4: 42nd Street, Manhatten. Katylina is walking down the road where she bumps into Keith and his ferret.

Kat- The itch. Oh the itch. It burns it burns... Hey isn't that the guy from the pet store with that weird looking one eyed ferret?

(hermit crab peeks it's eyes out and goes back in)

Hermit Crab: Yep.

(Kat and Keith meet)

Keith- Hello lady. Do you smell peanut butter?

Kat- Yes. I have an STD in my pussy! It thrives on peanut butter.

Ferret: Fucking whackjobs!

Keith- Funny you say that because I am going to college to learn about just that topic! Do you mind if I take a little looksie at the STD in your pussy?

Kat- Not at all! Come on over to my place. But first let me just pick up some Ritz chips at the local deli.

Ferret (to himself): Mwhahaha... I am going to go buy some rat poison and fix these motherfuckers good.

Fades to white.



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[keithy_19]

(Inside katylinas apartment)

Keith-Oh God! Oh god! AHHH! This is so good! Its so soft and creamy and delicious. Let me just get one more lick! Please!

Katylina-Ok, but just one more.

(keith licks spoon filled with peanut butter)

Keith-God, thank you. I was dying of hunger and that peanut butter did the trick.

Katylina-No problem.

Keith-Now let me look at that pussy of yours.

Katylina-By all means.

(spreads legs, surprisingly not wearing any undergarments)

Keith-I see. Well I doubt you'll get him out. He had left his shell deep inside you. He's using your pussy as a shell. I've never seen this before. I'm sorry, but in all of my medical training from playing operation(music from opertaion commericlas comes on) I just don't know what to tell you.

Katylina. Well, I guess I can lifve with it. The little feller has grown on me. Or in me I should say! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Keith-I understand. Things like that can happen. Well, I think I'm gunna go. Have a nice time with your friend. Bye

(Bodacious Bob the ferret pops out of nowhere with a tray)

Ferret-Hey guys! I just wanted to say I'm sorry about before. Won't you have some Ritz Chips and some soda?

::fade to black::

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[Katylina]

Final Scene: Kat and Keith are standing in her living room.

Kat- I will take a cracker. It will taste even better with peanut butter on it!

Keith- Has anyone else had these? There friggin great. Really addictive, but really good. Everyone should go and eat them now.

Ferret: No thanks. I'm on atkins.

(Kat and Keith dip their crackers in her peanut butter. Suddenly they both start to choke)

Kat- COUGH COUGH I feel so sick and dizzy, and not the dizzy I normally feel- this is different!

Keith- It reminds me of that time I fucked a hooker with a smelly asshole. I am so sick.

Kat and Keith grab hands and fall to the floor, dead.

Ferret: Mwhahahah. I have paid then all back. Mwhahahha

(hermit crab comes out of Kat's pussy and donkey punches Ferret in the back of the head)

Ferret: I have hated you all along, but I now realize I was being a racist. Crabs are wonderful cretures too. I love you. Even if we are both male.

Hermit Crab: It's only gay if we make eye contact.

(The pair walk off paw and claw)

THE END

Moral of the Story: Ritz Chips suck



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[ADF]

I just installed it in my computer and it's running great!

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[Snoogans]

Moral of the Story: Ritz Chips suck


that was about as pointless away to make a point as a susan surrandon movie

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Rollin down the Street, Smokin Endo, sippin on Gin & Juice
Snoogans 1, Monitor 0

[SatCam]

SatCam: See kids. Do not have unprotected sex. This is the end result. Now the families of both Keith and Katylina are mourning the loss of these two foolish children.
Remember, only YOU can prevent the spread of crabs.
[Display Ad Council Black Screen]
SatCam: We now return to our regular programming.
[Swish to Pokemon]
Pikachu: PIKA PIKA!!!!

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[Duke]

mean while the rob and dan show is ranked just as good as ron and fez where they are on the same station


and o&a are on it too!!!!

D-Daniel

B-Boss

B- daniel i need to talk to you

d-why?

b-we decided we wanted to go bank roupt and change it into a pop station

D-NO NOT AGAIN I WILL GO BACK TO INTERNET

eventully rob and dan get a deal with a new radio station

and o&a and ron and fez are back too


seee everything works out


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[SatCam]

SatCam: I don't forsee going bank roupt and changing it into a pop station

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[keithy_19]

I personally like ritz chips. But how can you argrue the genious of Katylina? HOW!?

[Snoogans]

duke, someone has to hire you before you can be fired

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[Duke]

and satcam goes back in the time tunnel to change it


Next Rob and Dan Meet Conan

C-conan
D-daniel (me)
r-rob
s-satcam

C- Hi guys
d-hey
r-hi conan
c-i listend to your show its great i am hooked
d-thanks
r-yea

SUDDENLY SAT CAM RUNS OUT

S-PLEASE CONAN I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN
C-ok what do u want
s-your autograph
c-got a pen
s-no
c-OFF MY STAGE


satcams dreams are ruinend

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[SatCam]

But I make the show happen!!

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[Duke]

BUT SUDDENLY


daniel- satcam is cool, give him a pen

c-ok

so satcam gets his autograph

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[Duke]

Daniel then gets his tatoo of the chargers symbol cuse they win the 2012 superbowl


and they repeat it for 10 years

but he only gets one tatoo...

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[Katylina]

Don't fucking steal my sunshine Duke.

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[Duke]

too late


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[Katylina]

I want an Oscar.

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[Duke]

i want my MTV

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[SatCam]

I want a coke.

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[Katylina]

I want my eighties.

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[Duke]

they will be hear in August


i want the best of the 80s cd collections

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[Duke]

but the will probley come in late june early July...

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[Duke]

daniel is now the rookie HB for the chargers leading them to 32 superbowls




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[keithy_19]

Keith really thinks this thread went downhill after Duke posted.

[Katylina]

Katylina agrees.

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[monsterone]

jesus tap-dancing christ, what is this thread??? kat's day care??? slow down mrs robinson.

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[Katylina]

Crinkle Crinkle.

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[ADF]

This is perhaps the worst thread of all time.

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[smiler grogan]

I concur with adf worst thread ever
Why is keith back where did electric sex go?
nevermind i don't care.

[monsterone]

Crinkle Crinkle.



::crying:: wwwwwhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!????!!!!!::crying::


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MO¥+ErO¥E.
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[DJEvelEd]

Evel Ed: "OK kids, the producers hired me to direct the next scene. I'm bringing in a couple of ringers to really jack up the action"

*In struts Peekums and Al Dukes's Ass Hamster with a bunch of groupies, dripping hookers, and a mop boy*

Hermit Crab: "What the fuck is this?"


One Eyed Ferrett: "I'm not getting covered in shit again, I'm calling my fucking agent"


Hermit Crab: "I'm outta here, comeon Kat"


Katylina: "Dont be such a humorless cockface, a little F‘cesT won't hurt you"

One Eyed Ferrett "Fuck that, the last movie he made, 4 people drowned in a septic tank, AND IT WAS IN THE SCRIPT!!!"

Katylina: "It's just a little F‘cesT on a Ritz CrackerT. It's really not that bad if you hold your nose while chewing"

Evel Ed: "CAAK CAAK GAG GAG"
*Evel Ed dry heaving*

Hermit Crab: "See, Ed's even getting sick"

Dripping Hooker: "No fooo! That's one of mah nappy cum crusted pubes, sho 'nuff"

Evel Ed: "It's like swallowing a BrilloPadT.

Katylina: "Here, try THIS"
*shoves a shit schmeared RitzT in Ed's mouth*

One Eyed Ferrett, Hermit Crab: "Ha ha"

*Ed starts yelling out directions and spitting out F‘cesT RitzT*

Evel Ed: " QUIET ON THE SET!!! EVERYONE IN THE SEPTIC POOL!!!!!!

Hermit Crab: "What the fuck does this have to do with RitzT?"

One Eyed Ferrett: "I dont know but this smells awful"

Dripping Hooker: "That's why I'm here honeychild, Lookie Lookie"

*Hooker spreads her legs and fills the room with rotten fish stink*

One Eyed Ferrett: "Oh that's MUCH better thanks skank"

Hermit Crab: "Ahhhhhh smells like......victory

Evel Ed: "OK LETS GO PEOPLE!!! EVERYONE IN THE SHIT TANK!!!! YOU TOO PEEKUMS!!!!!

Peekums: "Squeek" (squish)

Evel Ed: "And....................ACTION!!!!!
*F‘cesTand RitzT flying everywhere*

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[Hosp]

I'm sending this thread to the President and I'm going to beg him to shut down the internet.

Awful.

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[Hottub]

This whole thread reeks of F‘ces!

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"Ahh, Beer. The cause of, and answer to all of life's problems"
FLOSS EVERY DAY!

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[Freakshow]

Why is keith back where did electric sex go?

Forget electric sex.

Where did Electric Sax go?

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<br> Err: We get checks from the government and we spend them on beer. Mexican Beer.

[Patches]

I'm sending this thread to the President and I'm going to beg him to shut down the internet.


I think if Al Gore saw this, he would have kept his fucking mouth shut.

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<b>FUCK THIS GAME</B>

[Tall_James]

Evel Ed: "OK kids, the producers hired me to direct the next scene. I'm bringing in a couple of ringers to really jack up the action"

*In struts Peekums and Al Dukes's Ass Hamster with a bunch of groupies, dripping hookers, and a mop boy*

Hermit Crab: "What the fuck is this?"


One Eyed Ferrett: "I'm not getting covered in shit again, I'm calling my fucking agent"


Hermit Crab: "I'm outta here, comeon Kat"


Katylina: "Dont be such a humorless cockface, a little F‘cesT won't hurt you"

One Eyed Ferrett "Fuck that, the last movie he made, 4 people drowned in a septic tank, AND IT WAS IN THE SCRIPT!!!"

Katylina: "It's just a little F‘cesT on a Ritz CrackerT. It's really not that bad if you hold your nose while chewing"

Evel Ed: "CAAK CAAK GAG GAG"
*Evel Ed dry heaving*

Hermit Crab: "See, Ed's even getting sick"

Dripping Hooker: "No fooo! That's one of mah nappy cum crusted pubes, sho 'nuff"

Evel Ed: "It's like swallowing a BrilloPadT.

Katylina: "Here, try THIS"
*shoves a shit schmeared RitzT in Ed's mouth*

One Eyed Ferrett, Hermit Crab: "Ha ha"

*Ed starts yelling out directions and spitting out F‘cesT RitzT*

Evel Ed: " QUIET ON THE SET!!! EVERYONE IN THE SEPTIC POOL!!!!!!

Hermit Crab: "What the fuck does this have to do with RitzT?"

One Eyed Ferrett: "I dont know but this smells awful"

Dripping Hooker: "That's why I'm here honeychild, Lookie Lookie"

*Hooker spreads her legs and fills the room with rotten fish stink*

One Eyed Ferrett: "Oh that's MUCH better thanks skank"

Hermit Crab: "Ahhhhhh smells like......victory

Evel Ed: "OK LETS GO PEOPLE!!! EVERYONE IN THE SHIT TANK!!!! YOU TOO PEEKUMS!!!!!

Peekums: "Squeek" (squish)

Evel Ed: "And....................ACTION!!!!!
*F‘cesTand RitzT flying everywhere*

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Why am I always on a plane or a fast train
Oh what a world my parents gave me

[East Side Dave]

oh my gawd, you guys!!!
hasn't DjEvelEd tought you anything?
SatCam: You write your diaglouge like this.


Hey!! I thought I invented dialogue! Well, what do you think, Ducky?

Ducky: Quack, quack!

And how 'bout you, Mr. Hope?

Bob Hope: You didn't invent nothin' except pulling the ears off a- wait a minute, I'm dead!! Ahhhhhh!!

*Peekums shoots Hope Zombie*

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[monsterone]

Where did Electric Sax go?




forget electric sax, where did lil shit go?


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[Hosp]

Yes, Mr. Gore may have invented the internet, but President Bush has the power to stop this.

I think Electric Keith Boyardee over there is hiding Weapons of Mass Destruction in his ass. He is a potential threat that has to be eliminated.


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[Duke]

Daniel-We will be right back its the rob and dan show

Commercal comes on

Try New RITZ CHIPS with penut butter

*person talking re fast to cover up what ritz chips are made from*

Ritz chips penut butter inculds Crab and regular Human shit



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[SatCam]

SatCam picks up the revolver
SatCam: DIE, FECES!!!
Dan: NoooooooOOOoooo000ooooo!!!!!
SatCam runs away and throws the revolver into the pond

It's over.

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