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Tall_James
02-11-2004, 12:24 PM
...to have these women from the Fox reality show "The Littlest Groom" climb me like a tree.
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Tall_James
02-11-2004, 12:31 PM
Yeah...it's a shock post. What are you gonna do about it tough guy?
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serVice
02-11-2004, 03:11 PM
i would love to be with a midget. With her tiny hands and cocktail frank fingers and small mouth, i'd finally have the satisfaction of having my penis looking huge by comparison.
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Snoogans
02-11-2004, 03:13 PM
dammit james, thats awful. at least kneel so they dont have to go as far
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Hottub
02-11-2004, 03:29 PM
You got it, James.
Doing pull-ups on your turgid junk.
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billyio
02-11-2004, 06:51 PM
Midgets make good basketballs.
See Ya!
Christy
02-11-2004, 07:00 PM
I haven't even heard of this show.
Did it just start?
TheMojoPin
02-11-2004, 07:04 PM
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MizzleTizzle
02-11-2004, 07:06 PM
SO,
'Mount James'
would be a request, and a title?
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DJEvelEd
02-11-2004, 07:31 PM
When you're done stretching their vaginas out you can just "toss them"
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monsterone
02-11-2004, 07:33 PM
anybody remember that midgit porn star that was on o&a?
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Emeril_Dice
02-11-2004, 07:38 PM
I WOULD LOVE TO SPIN A MIGGIT AROUND ON MY PEG LIKE A PIG ROAST, YOU FILTHY ANIMAL. HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGEEEEEHHHHH!!!!!!!
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KERMIT
02-11-2004, 09:25 PM
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH Great Character
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FUNKMAN
02-11-2004, 09:31 PM
"hey look, another flying house"
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Katylina
02-12-2004, 02:43 AM
When you're done stretching their vaginas out you can just "toss them"
My old personal trainer said there was an actual midget tossing bar somehwere in Nassau County. But no salads involved. Just helmets, little people, and a lot of velcro.
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JustJon
02-12-2004, 07:31 AM
anybody remember that midgit porn star that was on o&a?
Bridget the Midget
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Tall_James
02-12-2004, 07:34 AM
Bridget the Midget
The one with the stubby digits who was frigid?
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monsterone
02-12-2004, 07:52 AM
My old personal trainer said there was an actual midget tossing bar somehwere in Nassau County. But no salads involved. Just helmets, little people, and a lot of velcro.
it was a bar in amityville, just off montauk hw; sorry the name eascapes me. it was pretty short lived and involved beatlejuice from howard stern. the town was able to find some old law on the books that said midgit tossing was illegal (from 1910 or something). that was something i found a out about a little while after it was shut down.
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Crippler
02-12-2004, 09:17 AM
Bridget the Midget
The one with the stubby digits who was frigid?
Didn't they also have another female midget in the studio, not long before the 'end'? I don't remember if she was really a porn star (but at least a stripper, someone they didn't think would be difficult to get out of her clothes), but I do remember how VERY UNCOMFORTABLE it got in the studio when they were trying to get her to show a little something. She was just about to do it, but was doing so in such a begrudging manner that they said forget it because they almost felt guilty, like she was so depressed that she had to do it.
Anyone else remember this segment?
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JustJon
02-12-2004, 09:41 AM
Sounds like 75% of the strippers/porn stars they had on O&A.
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Crippler
02-12-2004, 09:58 AM
True, but this one was a midget.
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TheMojoPin
02-12-2004, 10:09 AM
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monsterone
02-12-2004, 10:11 AM
that chick was a hardcore "star" and she had a website where she was getting railled by normal sized guys.
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Tall_James
02-12-2004, 10:14 AM
Puck you Mojo.
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RocOutWithYACockOUT
02-12-2004, 10:16 AM
You guys should already know how I feel about midget chicks
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monsterone
02-12-2004, 10:20 AM
hey tj, shut the puck up.
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