guy presents for valentines day...

[CrazyClare]

what do you get guys for valentines day? what do you want guys? What do you get for someone who your casually dating?

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[monsterone]

let me get the obvious jokes out of the way:

clare's ass, clare's mouth, clare's tits, clare's snatch, blah, blah. blah...


i'm doing dinner with my chick and seeing vos/ nick depaulo too.


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[Hosp]

A box of Condoms and a box of frozen waffels.

Otherwise the standard guy gifts, simple and suited to their interest.

DVD's, CD's, something for his car.

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[Fallon]

Tickets to a sporting event.

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[Katylina]

Where is Vos playing on V-day?

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[DJEvelEd]

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[more cowbells]

A year's subscription to STUFF Magazine, FHM, ECT...

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[Snoogans]

you really wanna give a guy a gift he wants, dont celebrate valentines day. its a stupid manufactured way to pretend to care about people and sell chocolate for way to much money. stop forcing people to love others. thats the best present

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[Gmann]

Snoogans rules!

I totally agree with him 100%, but if youre getting somebody something....as long as its something sincere then it shouldnt matter what it is. I was happy as shit cause a former girlfriend of mine bought me new windsheild wipers. I still hold it as one of the greatest gifts anyone ever got me.

[Snoogans]

I was happy as shit cause a former girlfriend of mine bought me new windsheild wipers. I still hold it as one of the greatest gifts anyone ever got me.

see, thats thoughtful. thats a need.
when i start gettin stuff i need as gifts instead of socks or something, ill stop hatin holidays

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[JohnnyCash]

We dont want anything. Its a day for your girlfriend or wife.

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[schmega]

a dildo. for him. he might be gay if he wants something other than sex with a woman.

[East Side Dave]

I'd like a parakeet named Herbie that I can pet and squeeze and hug and squeeze and- herbie? HERBIE?!?! He's not breathing!!! Where's CAPTAIN-ANIMAL-CPR-MAN when you need him?

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[Snoogans]

no dave, you're just blind. the parrot was dead when jim carrey sold it to you. thats why there is tape around its neck

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[Jennitalia]

you really wanna give a guy a gift he wants, dont celebrate valentines day. its a stupid manufactured way to pretend to care about people and sell chocolate for way to much money. stop forcing people to love others. thats the best present


right on, bro

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[Johnathan H Christ]

ill try to be johnny helpful. get him a bottle of gucci envy (cologne) dont just give it to him....wear it. it smells like sex and money (figuratively of course) and he will notice if he's worth a shit.

when he asks you what you smell like ... give it to him.

insteant head...i promise

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[KERMIT]

Its manufactured Holiday by the candy, flowers, and other companies to take our fucking money.

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[MattyBronx]

I want what I ask for every holiday/special occasion: peace & quiet.

Of course, a blowjob would be nice...

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[Katylina]

Of course, a blowjob would be nice...


With a pinkie in your ass for added flavor?

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[DESERTEAGLE.50]

All I want is all-hole access, mommy.

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[CrazyClare]

im a poor college student so gucci envy is not an option.

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[Hosp]

Then go with the condom 3 pack and the waffles. If you get a can of whipped cream too it can be used with both.

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[Iamnotatool]

Any form of sex he asks for, you should provide.

All doors open. And finish all jobs....

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[zathrus]

gifts for guys are difficult. i got furiean expensive piece a equipment for his fencing.

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[MattyBronx]

With a pinkie in your ass for added flavor?

Katylina, be my valentine!!!

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I, too, agree with Snoog. I was looking through all the Valentine's Days cards in the Hallmark store last week, when I thought to myself, "What am I doing? These cards are lame and stupid, not to mention not funny." So, I brought the subject up with the BF and said, "We don't have to 'do' Valentine's Day, right." He, of course, agreed (to my delight). Then he brought up a good point:

"That's just one more thing I can't throw away."

I know it sounds a little harsh, but I know what he means. That's one more silly trinket he has to hold on to just because I gave it to him (and he gave to me).

Birthdays and Christmas are good enough for the gift giving. Saying, "I love you" doesn't need a special day. (I know, I'm a corn dog!)

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[sr71blackbird]

One year I was given a pineapple ring, some whipped cream, another pineapple ring, some more whipped cream, another pineapple ring, some whipped cream, a cherry on top and chocolate sprinkles, which she ate off my

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[Katylina]

Oh, I'm a mushy romantic. I love being in love, be it a man or the children or life itself. Don't mind me, I just got out of yoga class and am feeling very peaceful.





Katylina, be my valentine!!!


Only if you return the favor, but with your tongue instead.


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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

which she ate off my

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TEASE!

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[RocOutWithYACockOUT]

Unless your girlfriend is going to let you bang another chick for valentine's day ,valentine's day is boring after a certain point in a relationship.

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[MattyBronx]

Only if you return the favor, but with your tongue instead.

Baby, prepare to have your salad tossed like never before...

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[sr71blackbird]

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[Hottub]

My needs are quite minor. What I want is...

A six of Sammy
A babysitter
a "Girl's night out"
Fresh batteries for the remote
My Guinness towel to mop up the mess


That should kick it up a notch

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